I Just Feel So… Drained

I’m just limp as a noodle. Every day on the colander feels strainer and strainer. Oh well, I’ll just pasta time away here.

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Via Russell Bernice.

Caturday Night On Fox: When Cats Prowl!

(Say like amped-up Fox announcer:)

FOX-TV-logo“We’ve brought you every show we can think of and added an exclamation point. Now! Comes! When Cats Prowl! Our hidden cameras see what they’re really doing when we’re NOT there. TONIGHT. On FOX!

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“Hi! This is Rosinha again, you’ve met her with her Beaker (one of the Muppets) plush! She just figured out where we keep the good stuff. These were shot by my mom! We hope you like them as much as we do!” -Catarina M.

The Meowchant of Venice

Hath not a Mew eyes? Hath not a Mew paws, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, whiskers? If you prick us, do we not whap? If you tickle us, do we not look annoyed? If you… actually, this is all just a roundabout way of asking: Are we having ham for dinner?

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Rule Of Cuteness #96 (Continued)

As readers of These Pages know, we introduced a new Rule on Thursday. This prompted an email from Julia and John M. who write, “Our cat Marmalade loved to sleep upside down with his paws over his eyes. Sadly, he crossed the Rainbow Bridge in April. I know he would be thrilled to be on your site. Thanks for keeping The QTE™ coming and for bringing a smile to our faces every day.”

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Caturday Afternoon: Face FORWARD, Please

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Caturday: [Dude, You're Givin' Us A Bad Name.]

[Listen, pal. We're cats. CATS. C-A-T-S. King of the Jungle- Lion King, you know? Have you heard of it? We're aloof. Indifferent. We could couldn't care LESS. That's our bag, it's what we do. You dig? Good grief, next you'll be slobbering for a bone. Repeat after moi: 'CATS. DON'T. EVER. PLAY. FETCH.']

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Caturday Night: Someone’s Headed For Boxhab

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From Fantastic Cat Adventures Tumblr.

How Many Caturday Kittehs Do U See?

One? Two? Take a sec to watch this video- in the Big J, things are not always as they seem.

Caturday: Take THAT, Mr. Mole

Our cat friend decides he’s gonna show Mr. Mole who the boss is. Some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. Today, Mr. Mole is the statue.

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This Caturday Spot Will Do Very Nicely

Farina The Cat thinks Maeby the Siberian Husky will make the perfect bed. And if Maeby the Siberian Husky has a problem with that, that’s gonna be too bad.

That’s how Farina The Cat rolls.

T.O.