Posts tagged as: Caturday

We Reinvented the Box!

Oh noes, this is like the worst thing that could happen to us!

Dude, kittens in trashcans are like, clinically proven to be cuter.


You know whut, we’ve reinvented the box!

Hey I wonder why this hasn’t caught on before.


Momo, Chimi, are right, boxes are just too …square, Casey.

Holy Moses, That’s Cute!

Some kitten cuteness for your Caturday: Little Moses was orphaned at just days old, so a nice family gave him a home, some (hic!) meelks, and his own blog.

Happy Caturday, Citizen

The cat you see before you is real. It is the happiest cat you have ever seen. You watch the video many times. Soon, it becomes hard to move. You feel a happy melting sensation in your brain. Speech becomes difficult.

Remain calm. Doctors are coming for you. They will take you to a nice room with other happy people. You will share your opinions about soft drinks and political candidates. You will rate movie trailers. The doctors will write down what you say.

When you awaken, you will be at your desk. You will remember nothing. Thank you.

Cat-dar ACTIVATED

Beep Boop Boop Boop Beep Boop Boop


Redonk photo by Kotikotikotik. Thanks for the redonkulousness, Ant.

And now, another episode of Simon’s Cat: Catnap!

For your Caturday viewing pleasure. Will you place get a load of the latest addition to the Simon’s Cat family. A new kitt-tayns [head tilt].


Man, Simon really captures the personalities and sounds perfectly. Check out all the Simon’s Cat episodes at Simonscat.com. Thanks for the head’s up, Sara P.

Dude! Dude dude dude dude listen

[Clock on the wall says 4:20]

[Maniacal laughter follows for 15 minutes]

Whoah [Keanu Reeves voice]

Oliver Donavan, spokeskitten with a FaceBook page, officially has the most wonderful, giving, sweetest, biggest heart.

Meanwhile, at Bob and Helen’s Annual Halloween Kitten-Tasting Party…

“… but when they hit the teenage years, Carl, that’s the worst. Bethany, our oldest, came home with a piercing on her shell, and Helen almost blew her lid straight to the ceiling. And now — can you believe this kid? — she wants to get her nose re-carved! All the girls are doing it, she says. Six grand it would cost me! So I tell her… Oh, careful with the dark ones, Carl, they’re kinda bitter… So I says to her…”


(BLEEEAARGH! Yeah, I see what he means!)


Simply lovely party, Alisha V.

Your Morning Muzzlepowsche

It’s Saturday morning, so we’ve prepared this warm muzzlepowsche (that is, a pouch where a muzzle lives) to dip in your coffee. Now ready for your consumption! [cross-eyed head-tilt]



Those feet are unbelievable too, Lauren V.

Head Over Heels

Very nice Mr. Leo, but if you’re going to start wearing ladies shoes, you really should shave your legs.


Karen G., has Leo ever heard, “The cat she walks on padded claws,”?

It’s Caturday Night so I brought the Glow Kitten

[Techno music blasting]

Anyone have any Ecstasy?


But seriously folks, what is going on here is an experiment by the good folks over at the Mayo Clinic. According to NPR News, a new experiment with monkey genes protect cats against HIV infection and jellyfish genes make them glow. We may just be looking at the end of feline AIDS, People.