“This is Milo. This is his Loan Officer Face. [*Note: New tag. FYI. -Ed.] He has reviewed your application to pet him….but he’s going to need to see some references.” -Margaret.
[Not only do I have this new ball thing that rolls around, they can’t see me when I do it ’cause I’m in this plastic basket!!!]
(“Hi Cute Overload! I thought you might enjoy Gilbert’s new game,” says Cheryl C.)
“Not me. I was trying to play something last night and it wouldn’t come out of the slot there, you know where you put the disc in. You got me. BTW, have you seen the cat lately?”
‘Member this video from the middle of the month?
So leave it to the masterminds over at The Big J to raise the stakes a bit higher. Or larger. The same transport company in the above video has decided to deposit a giant black cat inside Shinjuku Station this week. Quoting the ever-vigilant RocketNews24: “The big cat will be ‘awake’ and spitting out 72 different presents at Shinjuku Station’s Metro Promenade from 11:00 a.m.–7:00 p.m. every day until 4 October. After that, he goes on tour, stopping at ten locations around the country, like a giant, furry, four-legged, off-season Santa with presents for furballs.”
A Santa…with furballs. Let’s think on that one.
Number 1: Make intense eye contact. Number 2: -Wait! We’re not gonna give it away! Watch the clip!
Have you tried everything to get a puppeh to stop their incessant barking? Well, then it’s time to bring an enforcer on premises to quiet the little yapper down. Kinda like this cat Greyscale, who means business.
…when he watches you sleep. (OK, so that’s the header from the video- but it’s accurate, right?)
“We who volunteer with Sante D’Or have had Cute Overload luck before, so when I saw this picture I thought ‘Brinke. Brinke must know.’ So bigger kitty Cobbler – an alum of Sante D’Or…was wary of foster baby Whale at first. She was curious but not exactly friendly. After a few days, Cobbler began to let Whale play with her tail, and even played a little with her, and then volunteer Megan found them napping together like this! These babies benefit from Race for the Rescues next month!” –Quinn C.
[*Note: WHALE? Best kitten name ever. -Ed.]
Following yesterday’s Pizza Rat, we’re back to Noo Yawk for….Boss Rat.
So this kitteh lives inside this health food store, and patrols the premises to keep out the…well, rats. And THIS rat knows that.
(Say like a NYC Cabbie:) “Hey Cat- yoo wanna piece o’ DIS? I gotcher “Cat & Mouse game” right HEAH, pally.”