[Er, I was just givin’ it some tummy rubs. Yeah, that’s it. Tummy Rubs. If the cat says anything different, don’t believe him. You know how they lie.]
They’re watching. Plotting. Waiting. Patiently. They can wait you out, and they know you know it. Just a matter of time, now.
Tired of giving your cat a bath? Sick of all the struggle? Let the PigWasher2014© do it for you! Just plop the PigWasher2014© down next to your always-reluctant feline, crank the tail, and watch ‘er go! Guaranteed results every time on your money back! Your kitteh will despise you forever, but at least he/she will be clean!
From Anna C., who did her homework to find this one.
But then, a month-long stay at one of those vacuum-rehab places could set him right.
From David M.
…and know when to fold ‘em!
Sorry. I’ll go away now. Didn’t mean to offend. Seriously. My bad. Gotta go. Seeya.
These maniacs are about to find OUT.
People, wantcha’ to meet Wallace! As you can see, having three out of four limbs doesn’t bother THIS prosh prowler one leetle beet.
“This is Wallace! He was rescued from the streets and had to have his front leg amputated. Now he lives in Washington, DC with his librarian, Mfred (that’s me). As we like to say, “three legs, big heart, can’t lose!” -Marcella F.