“Hey Honey? Why’s The PC Screen So Smeary?”

“What do you mean? I just cleaned it yesterday with some of that screen cleaner stuff. BTW, have you seen Sebastian and Hamlet?”


(DP&F.)

Dateline: Frederick, MD!!

IMG_5229Carolyn R. writes: “Late Monday night, in the middle of a snowstorm, a field mouse found its way into the bedroom. Rather than trying to catch said rodent, I wielded my most effective weapon: The Cat. When the mouse skittered into the bathroom, I introduced it to Kannon, the resident feline (above image) and closed the door for the night. The next morning (below) we discovered that, overnight, cat and mouse had become BFFs. Kannon is apparently a member of the interspecies peace cooperative.”

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P.S.: “No animals were harmed during this tale.”

Superstition Ain’t The Way

[Me? Superstitious? No. Why you ask?]

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Photos of Jojo by The Furrtographer : Music by Stevie Wonder.

Tonight On Fox: Snack Bandit!!

Your hoomin is kind enough to give you a treat, placing it down on the floor before you. Then all of a sudden…

THE SNACK BANDIT STRIKES!!!!!!

(If you see The Snack Bandit, please call your local police department right away. Or call Fox, and they’ll turn it into a reality show.)


(Squid.)

Finally- Video Proof That They Just Don’t Care

Cats have a (totally legitimate) reputation for doing whatever they want, whenever they feel like it. If you think that might just be a line from some crazy cat person, you might want to watch this video.


(VVV.)

Talk About Spoiling For A Fight

This kitteh is doing everything it can to get the Corgi into a tussle, (biting its butt!) but the Corgster isn’t having any of it. “My corgi (Sun) is a saint, and my cat (Schrödinger) is a total jerk. Guaranteed lolz!” -Lottie P.

A Visit To Living Free Animal Sanctuary, Part I

unnamed (8)People, you simply won’t believe these photos from Cuteporter KB, taken at the Living Free Animal Sanctuary in Mountain Center, California, near Palm Springs. She tells the story: “It’s such a wonderful facility in the most beautiful setting you can imagine. All of the animals have safe indoor/outdoor play space that keeps them safe from local wildlife that happily roams the property.”

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“There are so many incredible animals up for adoption – dogs, cats, and even a couple of buns!”

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“The little ones below (including the feature photo above) aren’t up for adoption yet.”

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“They still need more time with mom who was rescued by the facility while pregnant.”

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“The photos are a bit deceiving.”

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“The puppehs are so tiny…you could hold one in your hand.”

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Part II coming tomorrow at 10am PT….The Kittehs!

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If You Go™:

Addy: 54250 Keen Camp Rd, Mountain Center, CA, off Highway 74 in the San Jacinto Mountains. Located 10 minutes from Idyllwild, 45 minutes from Palm Desert, 2 hours from San Diego and 2.5 hours from Los Angeles.

Hours: 11am – 4pm, every day except Wednesday.

Call: (951) 659-4687.

Social: The Twitter : Facebookster : Pinterest.

Caturday: Hey Jörg- U Busy Now?

The Studio Cat (all I could clearly comprehend in the video, it’s German, yo) decides that he doesn’t care about “Cold Fronts” or “Warm Fronts” or “Cumulus Clouds” or anything else weather dude Jörg Kachelmann has to say. He doesn’t want to wait ‘ti a commercial break, either.

He wants the attention now. Huh- imagine that.


(Cats, Beavers & Ducks Tumblr.)

Jasmine VS. Epson, Winner Takes All

Jasmine is just sitting there in The Big J doing nothing, which is something all cats do exceedingly well- when ALL OF A SUDDEN, the dreaded Epson printer sprang to life! What happens next?


“Jasmine was relaxing on the printer when all of a sudden, it starting printing,” says Okinawa’s Ms. Diary.

Lifestyles of Glamorous Cats!

With 2015 underway, calendar season comes once again to a close, bringing with it a well-deserved rest for model Zelda Pherphenanny. The Albany native is in high demand by calendar publishers for her clever poses. “Of course,” she says, “my ultimate dream is to appear in the Cute Overload calendar. Maybe next year.”

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Via Reddit.

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