You: “Well..it’s like this, I…forgot to feed the cat last night.”
911: “Are you safe? Where is the cat now?”
You: “I’m…I’m not sure if I am. It’s across the room..staring right at- WAIT, it’s..it’s coming right-” (Click)
911: “Hello? HELLO? Is anyone there? HELLO? We’re sending help right away.”
Positively OWNED it. “Miss Pinkster thinks that all the kerfuffle about Photoshop is nonsense. Everybody knows that a girl has to make the most of her assets. And that if you give your personal assistant time to check Cute Overload every morning, everybody will be better off. XOXOXO.” -Della for Miss Pinkster.
“Oh, I’m working on it right now.”
[I haz developed a new way to get the noms. I just drive into the kitchen and pick ‘em up. How easy is THIS?]
They eat our food. They sleep on our beds. They go and come as they please. What’s next? The truth is out there.
Starring: Peach. In a supporting role: Miss Kitty Fantastico. Video by Lauren S.
[Are we tired by the end of the day? Yes! That’s why we keep sleeping! Sometimes we NEED a cloudy day!]
[*Note: Advise muting the video audio and just roll the Fabs. -Ed.]
From Stacy M. as seen on T.O.
It was YESTERDAY. (Also known as Nyan Nyan Nyan Day.) Totally missed the mark with this one. (Looking at YOU, Andrew Y.) A thousand apologies. Anyway, how about these? [*Note: Duh, you did this last year. Check the records much? -Ed.]
Cat shaped eclairs. I love me some eclair action, I do indeed. But no way could I eat these.
Photos and story deets seen on Neatorama.