“This Is 911, Please State Your Emergency”

You: “Well..it’s like this, I…forgot to feed the cat last night.”

911: “Are you safe? Where is the cat now?

You: “I’m…I’m not sure if I am. It’s across the room..staring right at- WAIT, it’s..it’s coming right-(Click)

911: “Hello? HELLO? Is anyone there? HELLO? We’re sending help right away.

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(Bored Panda.)

This Shot Woulda OWNED Valentine’s Day

unnamedPositively OWNED it. “Miss Pinkster thinks that all the kerfuffle about Photoshop is nonsense. Everybody knows that a girl has to make the most of her assets. And that if you give your personal assistant time to check Cute Overload every morning, everybody will be better off. XOXOXO.” -Della for Miss Pinkster.

“Hey Honey? Did You Ever Sweep The Kitchen?”

“Oh, I’m working on it right now.”

Caturday Night Truckin’

[I haz developed a new way to get the noms. I just drive into the kitchen and pick ’em up. How easy is THIS?]


(T.O.)

They’re Living Here Among Us

They eat our food. They sleep on our beds. They go and come as they please. What’s next? The truth is out there.


Starring: Peach. In a supporting role: Miss Kitty Fantastico. Video by Lauren S.

Cats. Cats. And More Cats.

Besides the fact you’ll love this video, this tune will get stuck in your head and stay there for the rest of the day. (“Excusez-moi” by the Triciclo Circus Band.)


(T.O.)

♫ Tomorrow May Rain..So I’ll Follow The Sun ♬

[Are we tired by the end of the day? Yes! That’s why we keep sleeping! Sometimes we NEED a cloudy day!]

[*Note: Advise muting the video audio and just roll the Fabs. -Ed.]




From Stacy M. as seen on T.O.

GAAAA, We Missed National Cat Day…In Japan???

It was YESTERDAY. (Also known as Nyan Nyan Nyan Day.) Totally missed the mark with this one. (Looking at YOU, Andrew Y.) A thousand apologies. Anyway, how about these? [*Note: Duh, you did this last year. Check the records much? -Ed.]

Cat shaped eclairs. I love me some eclair action, I do indeed. But no way could I eat these.

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Photos and story deets seen on Neatorama.

Snow Matchingks

The relentless snow that’s dumping on the U.S. (and no doubt other areas, too) has forced some hoomins to get creative…in order to avoid going stir crazy.

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(Panda.)

“Hey Honey? Why’s The PC Screen So Smeary?”

“What do you mean? I just cleaned it yesterday with some of that screen cleaner stuff. BTW, have you seen Sebastian and Hamlet?”


(DP&F.)

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