“RIGHT! We’re gonna do some ‘Leg Lifts.’ Then some ‘Ab Crunchies.’ But first- I wanna kick things off with the high energy ‘SQUAT THRUST.’ Anybody remember those from school? C’mon, raise your paws- that’s right. We all giggled at the name. Alright, on the count of one!”
The game has been played between these two combatants for centuries now. And once more, the old rivals do the dance they do so well- playing the game of CAT…& MOUSE.
Next time you’re dialing up 1-800-NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA CHAIN HERE…don’t forget a slice for your lil’ buddy, K?
In the midst of all this #NATIONALPUPPYDAY hysteria, we discovered this IMPORTANT Cat-centric video. Plop your cat down in front of your 27″ iMac and tell ‘em to pay attention. They’ll ignore you, but you can pat yourself on the back for having made the useless effort.
“Are you a cat who wants to make your life even easier? Then follow these life hacks to sleep better, maintain a clean litter box, and get away with pretty much anything. Brought to you by Shorty, Kodi and Raul.”
Just take a pen and a piece of paper and you can create your own Cat Mood.
Today, we roll out a new feature post called, “What’s Wrong With This Photo?™” Now let’s examine this photo as spotted on Reddit. Our contestants are a big doggeh rockin’ some wicked side-eye, and a rather perplexed Higher Life Form. Let’s play……“What’s Wrong With This Photo™!!”
We’ll take this as a “Pretty darn good.”
“This is a video of my husband giving our cat, Callie, a back scratch,” writes Diane D.
“VOKRA rescue Abbie McFlooferson has been enjoying St. Patrick’s Day!” -Sharon D.
I thought, “What the heck, for the headline let’s just call it what it is.”
[Peep, what’re we gonna do here? Jon Stewart, poof. Letterman? Adios. I tell ya, late night on the tube is in the toilet. Let’s just crash and call it a night.]