Eight Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You

Kitteh owners- they may be sweet and cuddly–but this is stuff u NEED TO KNOW.

T.O.

Charley: A Nosevember 2 Remember

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERANosevember’s winding down. Keep those Noses coming! We just got these in from Heather. “This is my boy Charley. He definitely has a Nose to remember!”

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“He looks a tad angry in this pic (below) but trust me, he really was just intent at staring down that camera thing making all the noisy clicks near his face. He hasn’t a mean bone in his body.”

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YO! Give It Up For DJ Hairball

Or..something. Anyway, here’s the latest CAT QTE from Bizzaro Land The Big J. Cat Scratch Fever, anyone?

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Your kitteh can now DJ with the best of ‘em. (Is this where I say “Fo’ Shizzle?” I’ve never said that before.)

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Quoting RN24: “The cat scratch turntable has been spotted in Tokyo at Hikarie in Shibuya and online at Nissen, Amazon and Rakuten. Retailing for 2,800 yen (US$24.02,) it comes in parts that are easily assembled.”

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From Andrew Y.-san.

Nosey Barnabie

009“I’m Barnabie, a big Chartreux boy (9.3 kg) from Belgium. I am also Kobe’s housemate and partner in crime. Kobe was on CO twice already (Sept. 12 and Oct. 31, 2014.) Hope you like my nose – it never fails me (food, glorious food!)”

(Iris W. helped write this email.)

It’s 6am (PT)! Time To WAKE UP AND STUFF!

[My dish is empty! Fill it and then you can go back to sleep!!]

From Love Meow via Lisa J.’s iPad.

What Cats Really See

Cats see things differently than the rest of us. And now we have the proof to back up that long-standing theory, c/o Cole and Marmalade!

From Neatorama.

Someone’s Gonna Pay

10686898_10152760296110073_831300906380292285_n[Just a question of who, and when. Getting all this snow is bad enough- but then they dress me up like a FREAK and toss me out here, baby-talking all the while. ‘Oooo, wookie at alll the snow! Would you just wuvs to go out? Of COURSE you would!’ Good grief.”

Andrew Y. found this on 9gag.

Love To Be A Fly On The Wall Here

junior_turtyProbably going something like this:

Cat: “So, Turty. Dude. Who stuck you with that outfit, man? Let me guess. Marcie.

Turty: “None other. And you oughta see the Thanksgiving thing she’s got for me. Turkey feathers, the works. She’s gotta be stopped, Junior. Next month is Christmas!”

“Long-time friends, Junior isn’t quite sure of what to make of Turty in his Cute dinosaur costume.” -Marcie B.

Hey Horse! You Want Me To Scratch Your Back With My Face?

[I can do that! And I can clean your back, too! Just hold still for me, OK?]

From Susan M.

Kitteh On The Cob

I love a kitteh who KNOWS what he likes. Speakers UP for this one!

The Squid.

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