Posts tagged as: Cartoons

Ah, those flambéed flies with white wine reduction, MWAH!

They were delicious! My compliments to the chef!

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Don’t think for second that I missed those cute suction-cup hands, Michèle M.

[UPDATE -- this CGI frog is from a TV ad in Belgium.  Well spotted, FCB! - Ed.]

Puhlease, People

People, Hello Kitty is such a cutesy nightmare. I know what you’re thinking—”hello Kettle? it’s me. You’re black!” But seriously folks, will you please get a load of this Hello Kitty Castle? Try not to ralph.

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What’s even stranger? This place is in Taiwan, not Japan! What’s up with that. Various grossatating pics via Too Much Free Time and the Uni-Resort site in Hsinchu, Taiwan.

Tired of Fast Food?

Looking for an alternative to the fast pace of fast food?  Then bring your appetite — and a couple of hours — down to Tortoise Burger, where your meal crawls right to your table.  Have it your way — eventually.

This looks 'shopped.  I can tell from the lettuce...

From a frequently strange photostream found by Dave R.

Friday Haiku

Thirty-six degrees,
Easy, clear trajectory.
I could crap on that.
- Argyle Donkeypants

Sharp talons and beak
Slice cleanly, and blue blood flows.
Alas, just a dream.
- Jessie

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Season? In haiku?
I can’t deal with the pressure!
Form’s too hard. (Winter)
- Von Zeppelin

On Thanksgiving Day
Nothing says let us give thanks
Like a Smurf balloon
- Daytime Deb

Complicated day
I click on CO and smile,
a moment’s respite.
- Fluffy

Stu G. and Chiku the African Grey enjoyed the Thanksgiving Day Parade 2009 2008 and snapped this beaut.

The Adventures of “My Milk Toof”

You must go check out this site called “My Milk Toof” with stories and photos from Inhae Renee Lee, a Berkeley artist.

Inhae imagines her lost baby teef come home after years of living with the tooth fairy. Now, they’re adjusting to their new life with her. She tells their stories like caring for wilting plants, taking baths:

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and (of course) teething.

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Be sure to check out My Milk Toof for all the adventures. Thanks for pointer-outering, Jenna W.

Friday Haiku: If This Thing Starts Talking, I’m Out of a Job

Banana, smiling / Parrot, eying warily / You, writing Haiku

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The pic is bananas, B-A-N-A-Chloe S.

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Go ahead.  Click my nose.  I know you want to.

It’s Friday. Long weekend ahead. Cheers! ;)

I’m Completely Useless Until I’ve Had My Morning Cup of Monkey

Trying to cut back on the caffeine? Try one of the cappuccino creations in this pictorial from Woman’s Day–delicate pictures in milk and chocolate that are so cute, you might just stare at them instead of drinking them.

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Now see it in action, through the miracle of Cappuccin-O-Rama!

Pass the biscotti, Annie.

Purple and Brown, Adventures of

Part Mr. Bill, Part “I Love You Man,” meet: Purple and Brown! First up: Next it’s: Then, crowd favorite: And what post would be complete without: And last but not (huh huh) least: Via Zombie Girls Online! Purple and Brown are another brillo creation from Aardman. But you already knew that.

Teh Qte™ is Strong in This One

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For those of you unfamiliar with Tatooine and the Dune Sea, what you’re looking at is a Gammorean Guard, one of the giant green pig thugs who usually work for galactic gangsters like Jabba the Hutt.  They are loyal and strong, but they’re also notoriously susceptible to Jedi mind tricks.

Let’s get a closeup of that caption:
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Yep.  Out of frame, little moppet Anakin has just opened up a Box O’ Ewoks.