Cartoons

Ah, good eeeeeevening.  [ominous pipe organ!]  Welcome, my esteemed guests.  [creaky iron gate!]  As some of you are no doubt already aware [flapping bat wings!] …today is a most auspicious day indeed.  [distant echoing howl!]  Yes, my pretties, the time is upon us at last!  Tonight, we shall celebrate:  [slide whistle!]  [cork pop!]  [duck call!]  [whoopee cushion!]

If you would excuse me for just a moment.

(wait, wait, dude, we got a whole WAREHOUSE of foley effects, c’mon hey leggo HEY)
[dismissive door slam!]

A thousand apologies.  If I may resume?  *ahem* …tonight, once more, we celebrate:
Reality-Casual Friday.

Please help yourselves to hors d’oeuvres, which can be found in the plastic jack-o-lanterns, and as always, please avoid all eye contact with the Bunnilisk.  Shall we move inside?  It does appear that there is an unseasonable thunderstorm approaching…

Why yes, that is a Wachter.  I actually framed that one myself.  Thank you!  And if you flatterers would direct your attention over here by the rabbit cage, I just finished this one today — no, over here — don’t — not down there!  Oh for… didn’t I say?!

Tsk.  That’s more for the statue garden, then — though how we’ll find room for all of these is quite beyond me.  Hmm, perhaps that abandoned and oddly-zoned graveyard next door could be annexed… [contented carrot munching!]

People, a tattoo like this comes along once in every generayshe.

A tattoo that speaks to an entire group of Peeps. Peeps that look at it and say: "Hey. I can identify with that." This is that tattoo.

Huge snogs to C.S.O. for finding this action!

Hold on tight, people.

Hold ON!

Duck and cover Miriam J. and PBF cartoonist Nicholas Gurewitch.

…FACE SNORFS YOU!

Remember: the hovertext will set you free.  Pleasant dreams!