Tonight, Make It a Floofmann’s Night

For the special times—when only the best will do—reach for the hamster trusted by more families than any other: Floofmann’s Canned Ham.


That’s because Floofmann’s chooses only the freshest, proshest hams, with 30 percent more ‘tocks,* picked at their peak of redonku-liciousness.


And now, so that you may savor the jaw-dropping cleverness:


* Do we even want to know how you got 30% more ‘tocks, Julie and Ron?

I Just Don’t Know Where I Find the Time

Boy, have I got a busy day planned.

First, I have to put off cleaning out the rain gutters, then I’ve got to avoid painting the spare bedroom.

And somewhere in between not edging the front lawn and forgetting to take out the trash, I’ve got to carve out time to refrain from cleaning the attic…


See also. ;)

Help Me, Moldy-wan Baloney…

(The following has been typed in Overact-O-Vision™, which will cause you to hear it in the Emperor’s voice from “Return of the Jedi.”  Discontinue use if you experience dizziness, tingling in extremities, or urge to chew scenery.)


Goooood, my young apprentice.  I can feel the “squee” swelling within you now.  With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.


I am defenseless.  Take your Jedi weapon.  Strike me down with all of your redonkulousness and your journey towards the cute side will be complete!


From Animals With Lightsabers, found by Bill S.

MS Paint makes everything better

Linus in hats is a new Tumblog featuring (Winston’s long lost cousin!?) “Linus” with painted-on costumes.

Obviously, Linus and Winston are that much closer to taking over the world in the name of smooshed-faced kittehs everywhere.




What costumes you do for Halloween Sender-inners Bill and Maggie!? Maybe we should have a contest…

All along the Dork Tower

Weredork03The Dork Tower (name could not be awesomer) a comic by John Kovalic, is featuring a story you can all relate to:

Carson The Muskrat fighting his descent into Teh Cute.

See for yourself over at


Thanks to alert Sender-Inner Melissa T. for pointin’ this one out, and guest artist Alina Pete for drawin’.

The Squirrelizer!

Now YOU can add your very own redonk squirrel to any hosted photo!

Check it out over at the Squirrelizer.

National Geographic must be very proud.


Orphan Eyes

Apparently, kitteh “Maxxie” was found as a “lone orphan” in a friend’s backyard. According to Sender-Inner-Adopterer Stephanie, that’s why he has such sad eyes.


Kitten frown turned upsidedown in 3….2…. posterized_kitten_face

New episode of Simon’s Cat

New episode! This one is called “Fly Guy.” Once again, Simon Tofield shows his ability to capture uncanny kitteh-like behavior:

Cat Man Do

TV Dinner

Let Me In

this quality link foraged by Ant over at AQFL (Ant’s Quality Foraged Links)

Crystal Clear Cute

In this charming animated short for Swarovski Crystal, a classy clique of crystalline cats shows off its multifaceted personalities. Despite the cute kittens, the delightful animation, and the jazzy musical score, we might almost have overlooked this gem, but for its distinguished taste in cat names…

house of cats theo

ENCORE: So Cute, It’s Unreal

Way back in the Once Upon, before the world was in color, before time was what turned kittens into cats, it came to pass that our Fearless Leader dispatched this missive across the interwires by high-resolution telegraph, on August the 16th, in the year of two-thousand-and-eight

Puh-lease. Too, too moshe:

black and white?
miniscules and striped?
ear flappage and paw danglage?

kitten1, originally uploaded by Duckproductions.




You love it. Admit it, Lori W.


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