The masterminds over at the Joy of Tech have RUINED my EVIL PLANS!
The moment it was announced that there would be no MacWorld after 2009, I immediately phoned Moscone Center in San Francisco and scooped up the slot. Curses for outing us, Joy of Tech Cartoonist Man!!!
Boing Boing has just alerted us to this redonk video of Animals singin’ about a Merry Christmas. The video is from the "Do One Thing" organization, which encourages folks to "Make this the year you do one thing for nature". Some of their simple ideas are here!
Ah, good eeeeeevening. [ominous pipe organ!] Welcome, my esteemed guests. [creaky iron gate!] As some of you are no doubt already aware [flapping bat wings!] …today is a most auspicious day indeed. [distant echoing howl!] Yes, my pretties, the time is upon us at last! Tonight, we shall celebrate: [slide whistle!][cork pop!][duck call!][whoopee cushion!]
If you would excuse me for just a moment.
(wait, wait, dude, we got a whole WAREHOUSE of foley effects, c’mon hey leggo HEY) [dismissive door slam!]
A thousand apologies. If I may resume? *ahem* …tonight, once more, we celebrate: Reality-Casual Friday.
Please help yourselves to hors d’oeuvres, which can be found in the plastic jack-o-lanterns, and as always, please avoid all eye contact with the Bunnilisk. Shall we move inside? It does appear that there is an unseasonable thunderstorm approaching…
Why yes, that is a Wachter. I actually framed that one myself. Thank you! And if you flatterers would direct your attention over here by the rabbit cage, I just finished this one today — no, over here — don’t — not down there! Oh for… didn’t I say?!
Tsk. That’s more for the statue garden, then — though how we’ll find room for all of these is quite beyond me. Hmm, perhaps that abandoned and oddly-zoned graveyard next door could be annexed… [contented carrot munching!]
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