What a weird dream!  I was running and running, but never getting anywhere.  Then this giant hand pushed me around on my back, and it felt so good I started doing it by myself.  And it kept happening over and over, like some kind of endless loop…

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Update: See more of the kitty at top right here.

Simon’s cat is getting into troubs again. Poor Simon, he just goes about his daily life, and his cat antagonizes him at every turn. This time, the Kitteh Terrorism involves… a heat lamp.

Susan H., I think the “moww” sound effects are my favorite part. See ALL episodes here…

MILAN — Stunned art historians announced today that their efforts to restore a priceless collection of 18th-century masterpieces have led to a shocking discovery:  Yelena Sylvania Potzi-Stroganoff, a Russian countess once believed to be the most beautiful woman in the court of Emperor Peter III, was in fact a real dog.

OK, here’s the real deal: The portrait on the right is example of custom pet portraiture by Valerie Leonard, and you can see this and more on her site.

For the special times—when only the best will do—reach for the hamster trusted by more families than any other: Floofmann’s Canned Ham.

That’s because Floofmann’s chooses only the freshest, proshest hams, with 30 percent more ‘tocks,* picked at their peak of redonku-liciousness.

And now, so that you may savor the jaw-dropping cleverness:

* Do we even want to know how you got 30% more ‘tocks, Julie and Ron?

Boy, have I got a busy day planned.

First, I have to put off cleaning out the rain gutters, then I’ve got to avoid painting the spare bedroom.

And somewhere in between not edging the front lawn and forgetting to take out the trash, I’ve got to carve out time to refrain from cleaning the attic…

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(The following has been typed in Overact-O-Vision™, which will cause you to hear it in the Emperor’s voice from “Return of the Jedi.”  Discontinue use if you experience dizziness, tingling in extremities, or urge to chew scenery.)

Goooood, my young apprentice.  I can feel the “squee” swelling within you now.  With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.

I am defenseless.  Take your Jedi weapon.  Strike me down with all of your redonkulousness and your journey towards the cute side will be complete!

From Animals With Lightsabers, found by Bill S.

Linus in hats is a new Tumblog featuring (Winston’s long lost cousin!?) “Linus” with painted-on costumes.

Obviously, Linus and Winston are that much closer to taking over the world in the name of smooshed-faced kittehs everywhere.

What costumes you do for Halloween Sender-inners Bill and Maggie!? Maybe we should have a contest…

The Dork Tower (name could not be awesomer) a comic by John Kovalic, is featuring a story you can all relate to:

Carson The Muskrat fighting his descent into Teh Cute.

See for yourself over at DorkTower.com.

GO!

Thanks to alert Sender-Inner Melissa T. for pointin’ this one out, and guest artist Alina Pete for drawin’.

Now YOU can add your very own redonk squirrel to any hosted photo!

Check it out over at the Squirrelizer.

National Geographic must be very proud.

Apparently, kitteh “Maxxie” was found as a “lone orphan” in a friend’s backyard. According to Sender-Inner-Adopterer Stephanie, that’s why he has such sad eyes.

Kitten frown turned upsidedown in 3….2….