The Zen Of The Capybara III

There’s no sound to this one, but that hardly matters. “My face hurts from watching this,” writes Karen F.

*The Zen Of The Capybara.

*Return To…Zen Of The Capybara.

Scritch. Flop. Repeat 7X.

What happens when you scritch one Capy Belleh? He/she flops over. But then the others see that, and then you have to scratch them, too. Tough job.


Spotted by Andrew Y. on RN/24…but look! It’s an Encore Presentaysh!

PS- Want more Capys? Why not?

Return To…Zen Of The Capybara!

About a year and a half ago, we told you about…Capybara Hot Tubs. As if you need to ask where this is. Anyway- thanks to the tag-team of RN24 and Andrew Y., we learn that the annual Capybara Hot Springs at Izu Shaboten Park will reopen on the 20th of the month.


It’s just for the cold winter months, so it seems. Fruit gets tossed into the warm water, too. To, er, help the aroma.

PS- Maybe if you hit The Big J you could pick us up a stuffed Capy…IN A VENDING MACHINE.

JoeJoe The Puppeh Sitter

From the “C.O. Can’t Even Fathom This” Department: According to the YT video, “the mother of the puppies was unable to care for them so JoeJoe watched over them until they were old enough to go to forever homes.”

So what we’re talking about is..A CAPYBARA PUPPEH SITTER. Say that out loud, then press the video button. #DED.


From Andrew Y., who is tasked with finding an officially licensed Maru plush figure. Don’t think it’s gonna happen.

When U Just HAVE 2 Have A Popsicle

JoeJoe The Cappy shows us how it’s DONE. Seems like he likes Cherry, too. Chomp Chomp DRIP Chomp Chomp DRIP DRIP.


Say OMG!

Ever Feel Like U Have A Monkeh On Your Back?

Don’t worry about it- you’re not the only one. Take two Squirrel Monkehs and call us in the morning.


From Gene A.

Which Way To The Pool, Ma?

Clipboard01Berlin Zoo has five new residents! A family of Bebeh Capys were born just a few weeks ago. Here they are along with Mom Lucia, checking out their enclosure for the first time, according to ZooBorns.

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♫ Because I’m Cappy….♫

Is there anything cuter than a Bebeh Capybara? Can’t think of anything cuter offhand. Well, maybe a Quokka.

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“Humph!” Major Side-Eye O’ Disapproval here.

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“We’re right above them. Mabel 3 to Hustlers: Let’s break ‘em up!*”

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“OK, here’s my iTunes password. But DO NOT tell your friends young man, am I clear?”

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“When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the ‘curved space-time continuum’ which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface.” Mwah mwah mwah.

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“OK, see you when you get back from Camp Sandbox.”

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From May Li-K, who helpfully points out, “It’s a capybara (known as a Chigüiro in Colombia.) Oh.

*Bonus points if you can name the movie this is from.

No, Your Eyes Are NOT Deceiving U

Yes, this is a Capybara. Named JoeJoe. In a tub. With a rubber ducky.

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All You Can Eat Sprouts Buffet, Again?

Mom’s all, “You will eat your sprouts and you will like them or I will give you the Capybara Mom Stink-eye.”

Capybara kiddos, “But Moooom, we’re smaller and can run faster!”

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“One capybara not enough for you? Chiba Zoo has five.” Via Rocket News. Note: Capybara babies are called pups.

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