If Wishes Were Fishes…

Not only is the Cute Overload 2012 page-a-day calendar among top ten best selling on Amazon.com*, it’s also among the top ten most wished-for as well. Have you got a friend with Cute Overload on her wish list? Then take the plunge and give the gift of Teh Qte! There’s still one day left to order with standard shipping!


[So..... close!]


[Almost there... Ehn!]


This moment of longing brought to you by Pieter & Renée Lanser.
* Top ten and most wished-for as of 12/19/2011

Someone gave us 4 stars for NOT ENOUGH GUINEA PIGS

OMG, it’s true, I just looked, and this lady totally gave us 4 out of 5 stars for the new 2012 Page-a-Day calendar for not including enough Guinea pigs.

WHATCHOO TALKIN’ BOUT!? [Side-eye]

There are not millions of Guinea Pigs in there, but they’re there, People!

Have you gotten your favorite go-to stocking stuffer yet? The (averaging!) FIVE-STAR on Amazon Cute Overload 2012 calendars are here, ready to shove in the face of your favorite relatives Christmas morning! They’ll most likely love it!


Your calendar does not come with a grass patch, but it does come chock full o’ puppehs!


…and, dueling side-by-side Weekend Shots!


Glossary terms so you don’t look like a fool when you hear others talking C.O.!


Jokes about senior citizens homes!


SOMETIMES EVEN MULTIPLE ANIMALS ON ONE DAY!


The Cuteness will burn your eyes out!


Get both the Wall calendar and the Page-a-Day to feel the Cute in Stereo!


Act now to find out – will Sender-Inner Amy S. get her kitteh and monkey into the 2012 calendar AGAIN!?


Don’t wait until we have to print more! It’s happened before and many bunnies had to express their disapproval. Get your favorite Guinea-pig-loving friend a

2012 Wall Calendar


or a…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

TUHDAY!

Depression Can Suck It

Cuteologist Barbara B. writes: “I just wanted to say thank you to all of you that put the calendar together. I was really bummed out last year when I was lamely wandering through my grocery store, shuffling toward some overpriced chocolate in ratty sweatpants. Through the fog of depression I picked up the 2011 Cute Overload calendar and instantly felt better.”

“I brought it home and scribbled down a few birthdays coming up and my roommates and I planned a few parties, the calender made us laugh and gave me things to look forward to. Any day I just wanted to go back to bed and give up, I’d check the calender and laugh at the cute animals.”

She continued; “As months passed the pictures got cut out and put into letters to my best friend Ashley. She’s in peace corps in Zambia. After we left college we both explored new areas and she too was homesick and alone in a new place (and fighting malaria, dysentery, etc). One of the few bright spots for Ash are letters and the cuteoverload pictures and captions are exactly her style of humor.”

“Looking back at 2011, that calendar kept me organized and upbeat. You really dont know how much it helped. I’m sure sometimes you guys feel like your job is a tad silly, but truly you’re doing a valuable service. Thanks and I can’t wait for the new year to start so I can put up my new 2012 Cute Overload calendar.”

PS I’m doing really awesome now. Depression can suck it!”

Thank you so much for your inspiring story and for letting us post it, Barbara B. Photos of Waffles the kitteh by Lisa M. Astounding hover facts from Uplift Program.

Cyber Monday 2012 Calendar Alert!

People! Have you gotten your favorite go-to stocking stuffer yet? The FIVE-STAR on Amazon Cute Overload 2012 calendars are here, ready to shove in the face of your favorite relatives Christmas morning! They’ll most likely love it!


Get ready for the onslaught of Tiny, disapproving bunnies! Impossibly small ponies! Puppies exposing their paw pads! kitten schnozzles! Hibernatin’ hams! and squeal-inducing peegs!

It’s all cute, all year long. Yes, it’s the redonkulously adorable calendars based on Cute Overload: “the fuzziest, nicest blog on the planet”! (Thanks, CBS News!)

Choose from [drum roll]

2012 Wall Calendar


or the…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

Ready to order!

Wanna “look inside” as they say on Amazon? You’ve been warned!


Your calendar does not come with a grass patch, but it does come chock full o’ puppehs!


…and, dueling side-by-side Weekend Shots!


Glossary terms so you don’t look like a fool when you hear others talking C.O.!


Jokes about senior citizens homes!


SOMETIMES EVEN MULTIPLE ANIMALS ON ONE DAY!


The Cuteness will burn your eyes out!


Get both the Wall calendar and the Page-a-Day to feel the Cute in Stereo!


Act now to find out – will Sender-Inner Amy S. get her kitteh and monkey into the 2012 calendar AGAIN!?


Don’t wait until we have to print more! It’s happened before and many bunnies had to express their disapproval. Get your favorite person a

2012 Wall Calendar


or a…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

TUHDAY!

Your Shopping List Is All Done!

Cute Overload calendars for everyone!
The Cute Overload 2012 calendar has 365 pages of cute photos which – we discovered through trial and error – corresponds to the number of days in the year. That alone is an uber super reason to buy one, or twelve!

Note: We’ve just been told by the AstroNOMical Synchronicity Association that we are required to add an extra day of cute for leap year. Yay, more cute for you!!!

Daisy is extremely impressed at being a CO celeb, Michele D.

Can Your Calendar Pass the Puppy Test?

Year after year, puppy owners suffer the embarrassment of bringing home… an unacceptable calendar. Yes, that all-important, once-a-year purchase can easily be spoiled when a family pet disapproves.

Don’t let this happen to you! Order the 2012 Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar today, and treat your pet to 366 days of perfectly prosh pictures, plus corny jokes (which they can’t read anyway, making it even more enjoyable)!

Another Cute Overload True-Life Tale of the Unexpected and Bizarre!

Persistence paid off for sender-inner Stacey C., in a weird way:

I took the sloth pic at the Aviarios Sloth Sanctuary in Costa Rica and submitted it like 12,000 times until you gave in and put it up. Then you put it in the calendar for 2011.

Then I was at a pizza place for my sister’s birthday, and as I was standing at the cash register I realized they had the Cute Overload calendar out, and it just happened to be on the date where my picture appeared! My niece & nephew posed with the calendar.


Got a cute picture to share? Send it to Cute Overload, and there’s no telling where you’ll see it! And check out the 2012 Cute Overload calendars, on sale now!

Announcing 2012 Cute Overload Calendars!

It’s a slice of heaven on your desk.


Tiny bunnies! Impossibly small ponies! Puppies, kittens, hamsters, and peegs!

It’s all cute, all year long.

It’s the redonkulously adorable wall calendar based on Cute Overload: “the fuzziest, nicest blog on the planet”! (CBS News!)

Choose from [drum roll]

2012 Wall Calendar

or the…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

Ready to order!


Watch this space for more updates today! You’ll be able to peek inside the calendars, Peoples!

A Public Service Announcement About the Most Troubling Issue of Our Times

Each day, thousands of adorable puppies, kittens, squid, and hamsters face a dire fate: The complete lack of worldwide adulation that can only come from appearing in the 2012 Cute Overload Page-A-Day and Wall calendars.


Shocking as it may seem, these neglected creatures will never see their cuteness shared with the world.


Never know the simple joy of tens of thousands of faceless cubicle workers gazing at their proshness and going “awww, wookit da fuzzy haayd” all at once.


Don’t allow your precious loved one to suffer the pain of obscurity in these media-saturated times. Ensure their place in history by sending their picture to Cute Overload in time for the 2013 calendar, currently in production.


To submit photos, visit our Submissions page! Photos must meet these criteria:

  • Size: JPEG files should be about 3 MB or larger to appear in the calendar (if smaller, they can still appear on cuteoverload.com);
  • Rights: You should own the copyright to the photos (and give us permission to print them, you’ll see on the Submissions page);
  • Cute: If it reduces Meg to a gelatinous giggling glob of goo, it’s good to go.

Credits: Chmurka the original CoverHam by Pyza. Pippin “Peregrin Prince” (named after the hobbit!) sent by Sammy & Russell; Topanga the non-plussed pug by Absolutely Small. Goose Noms Calendar by Gladys Euphonia Hamspanker (oh all right, Meg).

Got a slice of heaven yet?

2011 Cute Overload calendars are like a slice of heaven on your desk. Get ready for bunnies, OMG ponies1, pups, kittehs, pocket pets, and peegs! With captions penned by Theo, NotThatMike, and Meg. There are two formats: Page-a-Day and Wall. Selling wherever calendars are sold in stores.

And online here:
Amazon! (Page-A-Day Calendar)
Amazon! (Wall)
Powell’s! (Wall)

Choose from two formats, the desk Page-a-Day:


OR

The Wall:

More calendar images for your viewing pleasure are here.

Act Now! Operators are standing by with your choice of football phone or Slap Chop bonus gift.

Selling WHEREVER calendars are sold in stores!

And online here:
Amazon! (Page-A-Day Calendar)
Amazon! (Wall)
Powell’s! (Wall)

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