Looking for ideas for those torn-out pages? Get stylish like Carolyn G., who says “I have been taping up all the calendar pages on my wall. Here’s what it looks like so far. Sometimes I get so excited about putting up the next one that I tear it off before the day is even over.”

… a private trailer, catered lunches, my own personal trainer, oh and I insist on choosing my own makeup and styling team…

Nehama V. says: “Max checks himself out in the Cute Overload Calendar! It seems to have affected his ego, now that he’s a celebrity he sees no reason to waste time posing for a silly photo!”

Just check out these happy clients!

Then… Order the Cute Overload Calendar today for delivery on December 23!

OMG We just passed “Extraordinary Chickens” on the Amazon Best Seller list. We’re coming for you DILBERT CALENDAR!

Want to look inside the calendar? You can do just that here!

Photo of Lucy by Mathijs V.

* To claim item, customer must personally hand deliver the original, unwrinkled, laminated and framed sales receipt to Cute Overload Redemption Center, Andahuaylas, Peru, between the hours of midnight and 2 PM during a full moon. Bring tap shoes. Allow two to three years for processing. Shipping and fulfillment charges may apply; payment terms may be arranged through our Financing department. Offer not valid in southern hemisphere. Also in northern hemisphere. Offer shall be null and void if the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “the party of the first part,” fails to adhere to conditions of this…

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[Almost there... Ehn!]

This moment of longing brought to you by Pieter & Renée Lanser.
* Top ten and most wished-for as of 12/19/2011

WHATCHOO TALKIN’ BOUT!? [Side-eye]

There are not millions of Guinea Pigs in there, but they’re there, People!

Have you gotten your favorite go-to stocking stuffer yet? The (averaging!) FIVE-STAR on Amazon Cute Overload 2012 calendars are here, ready to shove in the face of your favorite relatives Christmas morning! They’ll most likely love it!

Your calendar does not come with a grass patch, but it does come chock full o’ puppehs!

…and, dueling side-by-side Weekend Shots!

Glossary terms so you don’t look like a fool when you hear others talking C.O.!

Jokes about senior citizens homes!

SOMETIMES EVEN MULTIPLE ANIMALS ON ONE DAY!

The Cuteness will burn your eyes out!

Get both the Wall calendar and the Page-a-Day to feel the Cute in Stereo!

Act now to find out – will Sender-Inner Amy S. get her kitteh and monkey into the 2012 calendar AGAIN!?

Don’t wait until we have to print more! It’s happened before and many bunnies had to express their disapproval. Get your favorite Guinea-pig-loving friend a

2012 Wall Calendar

or a…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

TUHDAY!

“I brought it home and scribbled down a few birthdays coming up and my roommates and I planned a few parties, the calender made us laugh and gave me things to look forward to. Any day I just wanted to go back to bed and give up, I’d check the calender and laugh at the cute animals.”

She continued; “As months passed the pictures got cut out and put into letters to my best friend Ashley. She’s in peace corps in Zambia. After we left college we both explored new areas and she too was homesick and alone in a new place (and fighting malaria, dysentery, etc). One of the few bright spots for Ash are letters and the cuteoverload pictures and captions are exactly her style of humor.”

“Looking back at 2011, that calendar kept me organized and upbeat. You really dont know how much it helped. I’m sure sometimes you guys feel like your job is a tad silly, but truly you’re doing a valuable service. Thanks and I can’t wait for the new year to start so I can put up my new 2012 Cute Overload calendar.”

PS I’m doing really awesome now. Depression can suck it!”

Thank you so much for your inspiring story and for letting us post it, Barbara B. Photos of Waffles the kitteh by Lisa M. Astounding hover facts from Uplift Program.

Get ready for the onslaught of Tiny, disapproving bunnies! Impossibly small ponies! Puppies exposing their paw pads! kitten schnozzles! Hibernatin’ hams! and squeal-inducing peegs!

It’s all cute, all year long. Yes, it’s the redonkulously adorable calendars based on Cute Overload: “the fuzziest, nicest blog on the planet”! (Thanks, CBS News!)

Choose from [drum roll]

2012 Wall Calendar

or the…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

Ready to order!

Wanna “look inside” as they say on Amazon? You’ve been warned!

Your calendar does not come with a grass patch, but it does come chock full o’ puppehs!

…and, dueling side-by-side Weekend Shots!

Glossary terms so you don’t look like a fool when you hear others talking C.O.!

Jokes about senior citizens homes!

SOMETIMES EVEN MULTIPLE ANIMALS ON ONE DAY!

The Cuteness will burn your eyes out!

Get both the Wall calendar and the Page-a-Day to feel the Cute in Stereo!

Act now to find out – will Sender-Inner Amy S. get her kitteh and monkey into the 2012 calendar AGAIN!?

Don’t wait until we have to print more! It’s happened before and many bunnies had to express their disapproval. Get your favorite person a

2012 Wall Calendar

or a…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar

TUHDAY!

Note: We’ve just been told by the AstroNOMical Synchronicity Association that we are required to add an extra day of cute for leap year. Yay, more cute for you!!!

Daisy is extremely impressed at being a CO celeb, Michele D.

Don’t let this happen to you! Order the 2012 Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar today, and treat your pet to 366 days of perfectly prosh pictures, plus corny jokes (which they can’t read anyway, making it even more enjoyable)!