So About The 2014 Calendar (Part II)

Looking for an insanely cute 2014 Calendar? We’ve got just the ticket: Meme’s Family Calendar 2014.

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It features the entire gang- Fuku, Goma and Meme!

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You can cut and use every page as a postcard.

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Pages are made of high quality art paper suitable for writing.

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Lots more Meme Family stuff here, too!

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Ships worldwide from Tokyo, Japan! Special CO thanks to Sakurako S! 我々 はあなたの関与を非常に感謝 !

FIVE STARS

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People are raving about the 2013 Cute Overload Calendars

Just look at these comments from Amazon.com.

“I love this calendar and can’t wait until Jan 1, 2013 to start my daily dose of CUTE!! Great way to start every day with a smile :-)”
-Julie

Thanks, Julie.

“I bought this product for my girlfriend since she visits the website daily. She was so happy when she received this. Very cute calendar and highly recommended for anyone who wants to put a smile on their lady’s face :)”
-R. Cookerly

Hear that? Put a smile on your lady’s face.

Arrived very quickly. The calender is absolutely adorable, and is everything I have come to expect from Cute Overload. These make great gifts!
-Johara

Great…gifts.

I cannot wait until this calendar is in use! It is currently sitting on my desk in its little cover box, with the helmet hammy staring at me with its beady eyes day after day, taunting me to open it up! Best buy for the new year!
-Nancy C

Best. Buy. For the New. Year.

This is my 3rd Cute Overload calendar and I love it so much I would have paid full price!!! The pics are adorable and I can use the back of each page as scratch paper.
-City Girl

How in the world did you get a discount City Girl!?

I always got a cat page a day calendar. But I got lots of laughs the year my coworker found this calendar. So I look forward to 2013 being full of chuckles.
-Dee

‘Full of chuckles’ was our goal.

I have been a fan of Cute Overload for the past two or three years. I look forward to getting my Cute Overload “fix” each day. It never fails to make me smile, chuckle, laugh out loud, sigh, and/or appreciate God’s creatures. Having the upcoming year’s calendar of Cute Overload will just be an added bonus of seeing pictures of the “stars” of Cute Overload without going on-line.
^ _ ^ -Moom

Get your fix. In print form!

This is my first year actually being able to buy the calendar and I am so happy I did! It is so worth it to have happy thoughts everyday :)
-Lethargic Lass

Happy, happy thoughts.

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Memo To Santa

To: Santa
Fr: Hermey
Dt: 10 October 2012
Re: 2013 Cute Overload Calendar requests
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Hey Kris:

Just wanted to shoot you a quick update re 2013 Cute Overload Calendars.  We are getting a ton of requests down here in the factory for them. Suggest we contract out to Amazon to fill all the orders. Bezos will be cool with it. What say U?

Hermey The Elf

PS: Sorry I was late for Elf Practice won’t happen again

We’re #1! We’re #1!

PEOPLE YOU DID IT!

We are number one on Amazon in all humor calendars OMG!

[Simulated dream music] I’m sure this is what happened behind the scenes:

“Jeff Bezos here, founder and CEO of Amazon.com! And we’re really excited at Amazon—we’ve got the hot new 2013 Cute Overload Calendar and lemme tell ya, we can’t keep ‘em in stock. Our warehouse is EN FUEGO, dig? OK, so, couple things. First, Meg wanted me to pass along the congratulations to Karen McMurdie for submitting this image of me. You’re getting two calendars, on the house! Second, hey Scott Adams; I can’t help it if DA QTE is outselling Dilbert. And no, I can’t ‘tweak the numbers.’ It is what it is, bro! Peace!” [End simulated dream music]


Interested in getting your own calendar before Bezos buys them all? Get your own calendar today!

Bring It On, Dilbert

Here’s the deal, People. If you check thees McLink, you will notice that Cute Overload and Dilbert are neck and neck for top calendar in Amazon’s Humor & Comic Calendars section. We must step eet up! Dilbert’s calendar is all about living in a drab, fabric-paneled cube. Fair enough. But ours is all about BRINGIN’ DA QTE and brightening up that drab, fabric-paneled cube.

So buy the 2013 Cute Overload Calendar now, in the Desktop version for Desktop People, and the Wall Calendar version for…Wall People. And make sure you tweet this link to all your Peeps! Everyone that tweets this link will receive…..our undying appreciation! Think of eet! Operators are standing by, maybe even Mr. Bezos! (Prolly not, though.)

Love ya Scott. Really.

P.S. First person who ‘shops Bezos holding up two calendars in his hands WINS TWO CALENDARS!

Announcing 2013 Cute Overload Calendars, People!

We’re back! Introducing the 2013 calendar based on Cute Overload: “The Fuzziest, Nicest Blog On The Planet”! (CBS News!) 365 Days of Impossibly Cute Photos, at low, low prices! Two options from which to choose! [waves hand over crowd]

2013 Page-a-Day Calendar

and the…

2013 Wall Calendar

Ready to order! Amazon.com Operators are standing by!

Let’s check out the Page-a-Day calendar first. Look how nice it would look on your lawn. Yes, you correctly recognize Heisman Ham on the cover!


You can learn new Glossary terms every day. Use these terms at home and office to DEF IMPRESS


New this year, we also have Photo Assignments, where you can participate in the action:


Heisman isn’t the only ham in there – check the beady-eyed action on January 28!


If the Page-a-Day isn’t your format – go Big with the jumbo Wall Calendar! (Actual size is about 12 by 18 inches)


Inside, each month shows a massive image of overwhelming cuteness, AND a photo each day.


Be sure to enjoy ALL the famous Cute Overload Rules of Cuteness and wonderfully hilarious captions by Not That Mike The Other Mike!

So whether you’re going Back to school, or looking for the perfect hostess gift, or getting a kick start to your Christmas shopping, it’s all about the:

2013 Wall Calendar – Order now!

and the…

2013 Page-a-Day Calendar – Order now!

We’ve SOLD OUT!

Thanks to everyone who bought a Cute Overload 2012 Page-a-Day Calendar, we’ve sold out our stock at Amazon.com (but they can still sell you one from a third party)!


Looking for ideas for those torn-out pages? Get stylish like Carolyn G., who says “I have been taping up all the calendar pages on my wall. Here’s what it looks like so far. Sometimes I get so excited about putting up the next one that I tear it off before the day is even over.”

We’ve Created a Squeema Donna

Now that my appearance in the Cute Overload 2012 Page-a-Day calendar has established my star quality, I think I’m entitled to certain perks…


… a private trailer, catered lunches, my own personal trainer, oh and I insist on choosing my own makeup and styling team…


Nehama V. says: “Max checks himself out in the Cute Overload Calendar! It seems to have affected his ego, now that he’s a celebrity he sees no reason to waste time posing for a silly photo!”

The Hard Sell

I know our calendars are THE STOCKING STUFFER of the season—but don’t take my word for it:

Just check out these happy clients!

Then… Order the Cute Overload Calendar today for delivery on December 23!

OMG We just passed “Extraordinary Chickens” on the Amazon Best Seller list. We’re coming for you DILBERT CALENDAR!

Want to look inside the calendar? You can do just that here!

Limited-time FREE offer!

What? Christmas almost here and you still haven’t bought a Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar for yourself or someone you love? Well, to sweeten the deal, the next 100 buyers get this HamBlast™ XL-3200 hamster launcher absolutely free!*


Photo of Lucy by Mathijs V.

* To claim item, customer must personally hand deliver the original, unwrinkled, laminated and framed sales receipt to Cute Overload Redemption Center, Andahuaylas, Peru, between the hours of midnight and 2 PM during a full moon. Bring tap shoes. Allow two to three years for processing. Shipping and fulfillment charges may apply; payment terms may be arranged through our Financing department. Offer not valid in southern hemisphere. Also in northern hemisphere. Offer shall be null and void if the party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as “the party of the first part,” fails to adhere to conditions of this…

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