But Eau de Turtlette, not so much.
Is this proof that cats evolved from bunnies?
“Fluffy the cat enjoying fun times with Ben, the rabbit, 1940s.” Found on Haute Catture
It’s too hot… and there’s nothing good on TV… and I’ve played with all my toys a million times… and raiding Mr. McGregor’s garden just doesn’t do it for me anymore…
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