Pass the chocolates, Mofo

The ones with the marshmallows in the center.NOW!

Pass_the_chocolates

Cynthia M. and “Miss Kitty”, we thank you…

Irresistable Pet Shop bun

Sender-inner Chris B. saw this bun in a pet shop a couple of years ago and gave her a home to call her own. With paws up like that, it must have been LITERALLY IMPOSS TO TEAR ONESELF AWAY OMG

Petshop_bun

[shaking head in disbelief] Chris—thanks a LOT.

“When I saw the glinting B.E.F., I stopped the mower right away”

This little Dewd ALMOST got run over by a lawnmower but was spotted (hee, nice one check out his forehead) and saved at the last minute. Turns out the bunny warren is under the Magnolia tree in the front yard. Duh!

I wanna go back to the warren

Quick thinkin’ Bonnie K. and Purple Shorts Man!

Toesday ENCORE

Dewds, yesterday’s "Toesday*" was so frakking popular that I had to follow it up with this BUNNULAR TREAT, as found by Tanya M.:

Toesday_bun

*It took the agency months to get that one through committee

Brillo photos, imwearingcons! I especially like your "lops pics"

Domobunnrigato

Beware, this is a Japanese bunny, which means it is EXTRA DEADLY, PEOPLE

The Japanese know cute. Unlike us Amurrrricans, who are cute posers at best, the Japanese live, eat, eat, sleep and breathe cuteness. Here is another example of them handing our asses to us on a silver Hello Kitty platter.

Behold:

Baroooo

And the Perfect Lump Formation (PLF) here:

Lumpples

Not to mention this INVITATION TO SNORGLE

Smoosh_yer_face_here

D’oh!mo arigato, Jessica P. [head bows]

Keyboard Kleaner

If you smooosh this bun into the keyboard, he’d prolly clean some lint out. Of course he’d disapprove of this, being a bunny and all, so proceed at yer own risk.Keyboard_cleanerKlean Kai Bun and Crisel, thank you!

Built-in eyeliner, Dewds

This bunneh looks suspiciously like Rule of Cuteness #28 bunny but even more prosh markings (if that’s poss).

Should guys wear eyeliner? Discuss.

This better be organic

Yes. Yes it is, Lisa K. and Bunneh Cassidy.

Halt! CHICKEN POLICE!

Chicken Cop 1: Bok, what seems to be the er, bok, problem?

Bunny criminal 2: He hit me first—

Chicken Cop 2: bok SILENCE!

Bunny criminal 1: I was minding my own business when I was jumped!

Chicken Cop 1: I’ve, bok, had enough—we’re takin’ both of yous downtown.

F1v3r strikes AGAIN!

Pillow Bun

Will you please check out the white guy on his back, schnozzle up, paws up, acting as a pillow for everyone else? Puh-lease. He’s all singing in a Enrique Eglesias voice: "I will be your pillow Behbeh!"

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Shelly B., nice extra touch of yin-yang bunnery too.

Celery mönche + schnozzle wiggles

Can’t you just HEAR the celery kronsche?

followed by schnozzle wiggles

Youcanseemahpurdylashe

"My beloved Peter" sent in by A.C.:^x

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