by Theo on April 12, 2009
Mornin’, Peeps. Got a two-fer for ya. This first one hails from March 21 of 2007…
If you smooosh this bun into the keyboard, he’d prolly clean some lint out. Of course he’d disapprove of this, being a bunny and all, so proceed at yer own risk.
Klean Kai Bun and Crisel, thank you!
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…and this hyphen-topped cotton-tailed gem is from the Fall of that same year:
Sender-Inner Andrew J. bravely says: “Saw this little guy gettin’ beat on by the neighbor cat. Like some kind of Superman, I swooped down, and fended off the feline felon. He’s now sleepin’ one off in an old shoe box…”
GOOD WORK, Andrew J. Keeping the world safe, one delicious bunny toe at a time. [sigh.]
Back again we go to the Daily Mail, this time for a story so incredible that the hoax hunters over at snopes.com stepped up to verify it: The story of Jasmine, a rescued greyhound who has returned the favor by serving as surrogate mom to 50 creatures, ranging from puppies to deer.
“She simply dotes on the animals as if they were her own,” says Geoff Grewcock, operator of Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary. “She takes all the stress out of them and it helps them to not only feel close to her but to settle into their new surroundings.”
Pictured with Jasmine are, from left: A pup, a deer, another pup, a bunny, and a barn owl. Not pictured: A unicorn, The Yeti, an alien face-hugger, Wally Gator, Phil Spector’s hair, The Chicago Cubs, and Abe Vigoda.
