The Tri-State Chevy dealers present super-charged, nitro, steel-burning, mud-slinging MANIAC COMPETITION:
B-MAXX CarrotWheelz! He gets unbelievable AIR!
And Hot Rod Buffersons is gonna BUFF his way to victory
[Robot voice] HoverBun 2000™: lift-off
HoverBun 2000™: floor buffing complete
HoverBun 2000™: has detected foreign matter
HoverBun 2000™: requests more eyeliner
Kristin M., does this model provide neck noms?
This little grey bun’s Ma perished just a week after it was born.
Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.
Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]
Jess K., I’m picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don’t get back in the box.
Oh! There it is!
Pouting and harumphing as usual.
Nice goin’ Birdchick and Sender-Inner Johanna S. :/
With his eyes still closed, this Junior Bun still gets the info he needs!
Sniff sniff.Sniiiiiiiiiiff. [Lifts head up for better ‘reception’]
Who’s wearing drugstore Gardenia perfume and just ate a large burrito!?
Get this bunny to NASA stat, Kate S.!
"Me and Oliver? Oh yeah yeah, sure sure, we get along just fine, no problems. Nope, no problems at all. Gentle as a lamb, he is. Wouldn’t hurt a fly, lord love ‘im. He’s my best friend, he is, honestly!"
It’s a marriage made in Heaven, Emily F.
The BunMaster 3000® can open junk mail at lightening speeds. Set on Super-Fast Nomming, you can throw out that donation request from your alma mater faster than ever before.
Say ‘Return to Sendah’ in an Elvis voice, Donna B.!
"Hey, baby — how YOU doin’? I haven’t seen you around here before; you new in town? You must be from Tennessee, because honey, you’re the only ten I see! I never knew angels flew this low, baby — what time do you have to be back in Heaven? Why don’t you ditch that hand and come back to my place for, ah … dinner."
Don’t let her do it, Sig!
This scene is kinda like The Exorcist, only much cuter!
[head appears to rotate around 180] Ehn!