The Tale of a Rescued Hare

It was business as usual at the office, when a baby Irish hare, only a few hours old was discovered, dehydrated and solo. Unable to find the mother, they hoped to release him after nursing him back to health.

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Unforch, they soon discovered the little guy was blind, and not so suitable for release.

He was, however, SUITABLE FOR CUDDLING.

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Thankfully, Buster the Bun is now eating well and enjoying the garden in a loving home in Dublin, sproinging around.

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Nice find, sender Inner Susan C. Read all about Buster’s adoption and rearing on his blog!

[Sniff sniff] Do I smell carrot…?

…souflée?
or soupe à la carrot?
or is that carrot Cake?!
wait—glazed carrots!?
OR Julienned carrots with A SPICY CELERY PURÉE!?

[Nose twitches get wildly out of control]

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Um, I’m SURE you’re whipping up something DEELEESHOUS , right, Maeve?

Let me EXPLAIN

Look, I KNOW what you’re thinking—it’s not even BUN-DAY and we are displaying a series of bun photos.

Well you know WHAT?

You’re right. [Patting your back with Princess Di eyes looking up]

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I’m sure you’ll agree that we CANNOT wait for Bun-Day to show you this anerable paw-pad ACTION…

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Miniscule, chompable foots…

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Unopened eye capusules…

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Appetizer-sized…

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TINIEST OF TAILIOS…

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TEENIEST OF DIRTY CLAWS ACTION!!!

I’m sure you understand, Kellie A.

OK, I might have a problem

I’ve tried Bun Watchers, Bunny Craig, BunniFast, living at a hutch at Kirstie Alley’s—nothing has worked.

It’s Nom City, People, population 1.

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Poor Chloe the bun is redefining ‘feed bag’. Thanks, BeautifulSoul.

Sooooooooo Self-serving [eye roll]

OMG, these bunnehs are soooo self-serving. Literally.

They’re all: "Me me me!".  [Shaking head]

Exhibit A: Bowl Bun

Exhibit B: The Ever-Nomming Loaf Bun

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Leo affamato, originally uploaded by diegodelca.

Sherilyn F., I cast a  disapproving look in the direction of your submeeshon.

For the last time I am NOT sharing my dinner

Listen, in THEORY sharing food is good idea. I mean, I couldn’t well, possibly, probably eat all this.

I just want the OPTION to eat it all. [Smacks your hand with paw as you reach toward food]

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I guess she calls the shots, there, Katie N.?!!

Sproingers Sproinging

Sproing

Sproing

Sproing

boy-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!


Woohoooooo!, originally uploaded by Sjaek.

LIVE at the SILVER DOME Monster Bun FINALS!

BUNDAY!

BUNDAY!

BUNDAY!

The Tri-State Chevy dealers present super-charged, nitro, steel-burning, mud-slinging MANIAC COMPETITION:

SuperMonsterFluff!

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B-MAXX CarrotWheelz! He gets unbelievable AIR!

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And Hot Rod Buffersons is gonna BUFF his way to victory

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Tickets available NOW atallTicketMasteroutlets! OH YEAH, Betty C.!
 

[Robot voice] HoverBun 2000™

[Robot voice] HoverBun 2000™: lift-off

HoverBun 2000™: floor buffing complete

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HoverBun 2000™: has detected foreign matter

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HoverBun 2000™: requests more eyeliner

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Kristin M., does this model provide neck noms?

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Bunneh

This little grey bun’s Ma perished just a week after it was born.

Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.

Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]

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Jess K., I’m picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don’t get back in the box.

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