Please Welcome … Your 2008 All-star Varsity Scampering Team!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Black and Decker-Nokia-Johnson Wax Stadium for the start of the 64th Annual Intercollegiate Scampering Championships!  And I can see the Kansas team taking the field now; let’s meet some of the key players:

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On the starting line, we’ve got Mopsy and Flopsy Rabinowitz, going over last-minute strategy.  The brothers won ten out of their twelve starters during their freshman year, and so the crowd expects great scampering from them today …

This time, *you* scamper left, and *I'll* scamper right!

… and yes!  There he is, coming on to the field now, looking confident … it’s star scamperer Biff "Zippy" McBlurrgh, who leads the league this season in total yards scampered …

... and I hold the school record in the 100-yard scurry!

… and now the team is getting final instructions from Coach Zeke "The Disapprover" Standhope …

All right, ladies, get out there and try not to embarrass me!

… and so, as Head Cheerleader Alyssa "Sender-Inner" B. joins her team on the field, we’re ready now for the coin toss, sponsored by Chevron and Microsoft.  But first, these messages …

Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y Bunnehz!!

Don’t Mind If I Doooooooo

Oh Hai. While you were opening the fridge for more Häagen-Dazs, I thought I would check on the greens to see if they’re still fresh.

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This may take a while. Every leaf must be checked for freshness.

I’ll close the door when I leave. Leave, get it!?

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Becki R., looks like a pretty hygenic situation.

Encore Presentayshe: Real-life Bambi and Thumper

People, if you haven’t already checked out the photography of Tanja Askani, you SHUD!

Exhibit A; the Snorgle-a-thon of a prosh deer and hare. Check out the fest below, and see all Tanja’s photos here.

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Ruhmember to check out ALL Tanja’s photos! You won’t buh-leaf it! More Bambi trivials over at IMDB!

THIS JUST IN: Bun-flavored earringks

TWO SCOOPS OF VANILLA FLAVR! (As seen over at Ku-ki Shop)

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you must get thees as a stockingk stuffère, Sherilyn F.

Bunnaloons or Cataloons?

What’s hotter this season? [Runway music starts]

First, we have gaucho Bunnaloons. Pants that hug your shape and even look great with last-year’s Ugg boots.

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Next up, if you’re looking for two-toned and slimming, try these straight-leg bunnaloons.

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For the fuller figure, (though we don’t recommend white) try a skirt.

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In cataloons this season, it’s all about the bold, Marmelade Muu Muu

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Skinny with an active lifestyle? Choose this Velveteen number to give you curves! Ow!

And finally, don’t forget, orange arm bangles do wonders for concealing a pear-shape…

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Special thanks to Project Catway/Bunway and Ronnie by Little Bay Poo. Yummy pear by RosyBunny.Trying for a better view… by Brandy Shaul. Scottish Fold Cataloons by Alvan Tan and Kit Ying S. cataloons in action by MissCrisp. Stand up by RosyBunny.

Hey Bebeh…

You and yer friend haven’t been around in a while. Nice carrots you got there.

You know what goes great with carrots? Courvoisier.

What ELSE might they like!? Pic of Momiji vs. The Pink Twins by the fabulous toutletemps.

Saturday Night Twelver Rage

Yo, can you bring another twelve-pack tonight?

We’re gonna RAAAAAAAGE!

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Yes, yes we are, Allison B. from the overwhelmingly prosh EH Rabbitry

Stop, WhiskerTime

Can’t touch this

Can’t touch this

Can’t touch this

/// Hamster photo removed at request of owner ///

WhiskerTime [checking watch] brought to you by MILKA, A TINY FLUFFY BUNNY-SNOWFLAKE, kitten by sarim, Pup nose by Phil 1979.

Let’s Give ‘em Somethin’ to ‘Tock About

Turtles are tockin’, tockin’ ’bout turtles,
This one needs Shoehab, would you believe it?

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And then these bunnies, doin’ one-eighty,
Try to ignore it but they keep singin’…

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‘Tocks just a little too round,
‘Tocks just a little too close,

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You stare just a little too long.
Maybe you’re seein’, same thin’ we do darlin’.

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [stoats singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [hamsters singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooocks?

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I feel so foolish, I never noticed
Your ‘tocks are bulbous, could you be posin’ for me?
It took this website to make me wonder,
Now I’m convinced that I’m goin’ under.

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Thinkin’ ’bout ‘em every day,
Dreamin’ ’bout ‘em every night.
I’m hopin’ that they feel the same way,
But that’s impossible—’tocks can’t have feelin’s darlin!

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup]
A little mystery to figure out
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baby seals singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooooooocks?

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about babe,
A little bee butt to figure out.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about,
How ’bout buttooooooocks? Ooh…

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Listen to ‘em baby
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup again]

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A little tailio won’t hurt ‘em
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baboons singing backup]

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How about love, love, spots, and love

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Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo
About love, love, love, love

How about they ‘tock about it? uh huh
‘Tock about love……..

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Apologies to Bonnie Raitt. Take a bow, ‘Tocktober! Excellent pic spotting, Chief Sister Officuh.

Turtle ‘Tocks by Kasey S., Bun’Tocks by Debra R., elephant log ‘tocks by Sheri, Frog ‘Tocks by Mary Jo E., Sprawled Bunneh ‘Tocks by Heather R., French Bulldog ‘Tocks photo by Carolyn M. sent in by Carolyn C. NBC ‘Tocks by Elena A., Bee ‘Tockage by Uncle Andrew, Alpaca Night ‘Tocks by Julie K., Duck! Duck! ‘Tocks! by Melissa S., Pan-‘Tocks by Roxanne S., Giraffe ‘Tocks by Kellene F., ‘Phant ‘Tocks Sent in by Kate E. taken by Carolyn G.

Major Cheeks, Reporting for Duty

Did you know that Cute Overload has powerful new audience camera technology where we can actually SEE site visitors as they browse photos?

It’s true.

I bring this up to let "Jill M." in Ohio know this bunny can’t kiss her back.

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Sir Cheeks-a-Lot, otherwise known as Macro-Bunny, originally uploaded by Danz in Tokyo.

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