Encore Presentayshe: Baby Bun has Cat Mom

Laura W. didn’t see it the first time.

[Hacking sound]

[Concerned cat owner voice] "Oh… Oh Mittens, Honey… did you just cough that up?"

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What has Mitten been DOING Paula P.!?

Geeshe.

Should I wear the Disapproving pair today?

I like the super passive-aggressive saying on the slippers. Makes me want to skip around in them.

Slippers

Awesome buns Babs & King and slippers from Sender-Inner Joyce W.

The Year In Cute: The Meeting Will Come To Disorder

Gentlemen, 2008 was a banner year for the Legion of Evil.  Our operatives scowled, glared, sneered, grimaced, glowered, frowned, harrumphed upon and generally disapproved of more things than at any time in the storied history of our secret fraternity.  And now, it gives me great displeasure to present the 2008 Evil Awards:

No, Mr. Bun -- I expect you to DIE!

Best Serial Disapprover: Phineas Wayne Boggs, currently at large in the Philadelphia area;

Good evening, Clarice ...

Best Tough Guy: Vinnie "The Glare" Torino, leader of the East Side Scowlers;

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New Puppy, originally uploaded by ETRONCOSO.

Best Scheming: Mack E. Yavelli, of Florence, Italy;

I'm hatching a new plan even as we speak!

Most Disturbing: Flarxle "Lips" Xeeglatz, from the planet Orgulon VI

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Dishonorable Mention: Art D., Jennifer N., Lori W., Mahala K., and Lisa S. Photo credit for disapproving Bun: (I’m just not sure what to say……, by Carly & Art.)

Bountiful Bunday Buffet

Check out these Lionhead bunnehs going to town on fresh grasseseses.

I especially like Mr. TribblePants on the left who’s doing the old "Lady and the Tramp" spaghetti thing.

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Nom-HANCE + les clovères disappearing at an alarming rate:

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Hey Sender-Inner Michelle G., nice spread!

La la la, I can’t hearrrr you!

No, literally. I have no ears.

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Read more about this Bunneh Sans Ears over at The Telegraph. Thanks for listening, Sender-Inner Casey G.

I’m…. co-o-o-o-o-ld!

A reader writes: "I almost fainted when I saw this handful of preciousness.  He was dropped off in an empty box without food or water at the door of the rescue where I volunteer.  He was so cold when we brought him inside, he now just burrows into any warm thing he gets near.  Like armpits, cupped hands, jacket pockets, belly pouches…"

Bunfull

Outlook

Bunday submishe from the fabu Johanna S. who volunteers at Sante D’Or.

Take your “Bunday”, shove it, and give me a carrot.

Who do you think we bunnies are? Self-centered Cats that need their own day named after them?

Puhlease. [Smooshed-face, disapproving, stubbular bunneh harummphing sounds]

Flopsy Bunny :) by markfftang. Please note extremely stubbular front right paw action as it tries to slip past detection.

Please Welcome … Your 2008 All-star Varsity Scampering Team!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Black and Decker-Nokia-Johnson Wax Stadium for the start of the 64th Annual Intercollegiate Scampering Championships!  And I can see the Kansas team taking the field now; let’s meet some of the key players:

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On the starting line, we’ve got Mopsy and Flopsy Rabinowitz, going over last-minute strategy.  The brothers won ten out of their twelve starters during their freshman year, and so the crowd expects great scampering from them today …

This time, *you* scamper left, and *I'll* scamper right!

… and yes!  There he is, coming on to the field now, looking confident … it’s star scamperer Biff "Zippy" McBlurrgh, who leads the league this season in total yards scampered …

... and I hold the school record in the 100-yard scurry!

… and now the team is getting final instructions from Coach Zeke "The Disapprover" Standhope …

All right, ladies, get out there and try not to embarrass me!

… and so, as Head Cheerleader Alyssa "Sender-Inner" B. joins her team on the field, we’re ready now for the coin toss, sponsored by Chevron and Microsoft.  But first, these messages …

Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y Bunnehz!!

Don’t Mind If I Doooooooo

Oh Hai. While you were opening the fridge for more Häagen-Dazs, I thought I would check on the greens to see if they’re still fresh.

Morgan1

This may take a while. Every leaf must be checked for freshness.

I’ll close the door when I leave. Leave, get it!?

Morgan2

Becki R., looks like a pretty hygenic situation.

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