I’m going to put you down so you can honk-shu.
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Are you keeping ME warm?
I saw two deers do this once Katie L.
Ace Cuteologist Lisa M. writes us with a problem: "I have such a hard time studying at school because our campus is overrun with buns!" she tells us. "Seriously, I never get tired of seeing the buns, and I think my GPA has dropped a few points because of them, but it’s worth it to see these guys every day!" We should all have such problems.
Your delectable Bunday dessert is ready. [Handing you bun] slurp it up!
This may just be the BEST Bunday post of all time, Vivian F.