Cute Buns Now With More Noms Per Minute!

Here at Buns ‘R’ Us, we’re continually striving to improve our Cute Buns with the latest technical innovations. And this time, we think we’ve really come up with something exciting!

Our Buns now offer More Noms Per Minute than the national brand of Bun!

We tried to put a Nom-O-Meter on this little dude, and it didn’t work. See for yourself!

Spotted on the Intertubes, n’ originally posted by someone with a long user name.

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Your rendition of “Happy Birthday” was lackluster and off-key, the store-bought carrot cake was undercooked in the center, and the so-called entertainment was unconvincing; I was not for one second fooled that dancer was a real police officer.


Laura G. says: “Oval-Cakes wants to be on Cute Overload!”

Ees Thees Left Toin Or Right Toin Signal?

Ah cain’t evah tell. But ah nose that you stick out your tongue to signal STOP!


Got Attacked again.

He Said He Would Meet Me Here

Some bunny is late, for a very important date! (loud thumping with back feets)


This is Princess, hoping someday her prince will come.

A Bunday Question for You…

Is there anything cuter than a Power-Cuddled Bebeh Bun?

Let’s whip out one of those unscientific polls like an unthought out short term loan n’ find out!



Max Prosh photo of Stitch The Bunneh submitted by Natalie L.

Yeah, It’s Still ‘Tocktober

Submitter Megan K sent along this red carpet towel shot of Hugo The Bun. She adds, “This is Hugo’s blue steel look. Notice his prosh ‘tocks & leggy pose.”

Roger that.

Someone is Here to Complain

…About summer being over.

[blows razzpberry at Fall.]


Summer went by too fast, Josh N.

Please, Please, Please

Take me to Carrotland. I’ll clean up my room and go to bed on time and save up all my greens to buy Carrotella’s Castle so we’ll never have to leave!


It’s a carrot world after all, redditter stargoslaby.

Meanwhile, at the BUNNY MASSAGE PARLOR OMG

Sender-inner Nicole K. takes her bunnehs to get massages.

That’s right.

She says: “By the end of their massages, the bunnehs were practically liquefied, they are so relaxed. Here [is my bunny] after I folded her in half… In my opinion, these are the Perfect Bunny ‘Tocks.”

Agreed.

Shopping At Trader Bun’s

Got broccoli, carrots—need some lettuce and we are good to go.


Groucho The Bun from Dostoy’s Contemplations.

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