An Easter… Tree?

Getting our holiday symbology a little scrambled, are we? What’s next, carving egg-shaped pumpkins? Exchanging St. Bunnytine’s Day cards? Needless to say, I disapprove.

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Via Proflowers.com.

Our Easter Bunday Mini-Marathon continues…

Who Ordered the Vodka Martini? Who Ordered the Vodka Martini? Was it You? Was–it–You?

Long considered a relic of the swinging ’60s, the Playboy Club lingered into the ’90s. Some spin-off businesses were not so fortunate; Chicago’s “Who’s-a-Good-Boy Club” closed after only six months.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

You Like My Leeepy-Steecky?

It’s “Strawberry Shortcake” from Maybunlene! Don’t you think it complements my black mascara and eye shadow?

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“My bunny loves strawberries,” explains Redditor Tukankhamun.

Bunneh on Mah Head

Bunneh on mah head, bunneh on mah head,
A-pickin’ an’ a-hoppin’ as I walk the road ahead
I don’t need a mansion, don’t need a lot of bread
Just give me a gee-tar, an’ a bunneh on mah head.

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Via Sandip Bhattacharya.

Welcome to Fort Bunday

In order to get in, you’ll need the secret password, plus two forms of photo ID, a letter of reference from the finance minister of Sri Lanka, an exceedingly rare Pokemon “Bunnzilla” card, a three-and-a-half leaf clover, and a carrot.

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Via C_ossett.

Tell Them to Call Back!

(Sheesh, why do people always seem to call when I’m taking a bath?)

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Here it is, Your Moment of Disapproval

I would like to express how very, very, very, very, very, disappointed I am. You really, really, really let me down. I don’t need to say what it was you did. I’m sure you know. Just don’t let it happen again.

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Buller the Rabbit, via Kristoffer Trolle.

The Cute Overload Guide to Surviving a Comcast Telephone Cancellation Request

Start of call: The representative seems courteous and helpful, and merely has a few questions to assist with the cancellation process. Although the questions appear unduly personal, you may ease any stress of the experience by looking at this picture of a smiling tiger cub clouded leopard.

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Minute six: Although theoretically willing to assist with the cancellation, the representative is concerned that your desire to abandon such a caring, loving service may be due to latent feelings of resentment of one or both parents, and suggests weekly therapy along with a complimentary 20 Mbps upgrade. During this phase, you may need to gaze at this bunny for strength.

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Minute eighteen: Now sobbing into his mouthpiece, the representative demands to know, to learn, to feel the reasons why you have chosen to break the heart of this fine service that exists only to serve you. Was it that one time the Game of Thrones season finale got all blocky? That wasn’t our fault, dammit! During this phase, hide all sharp objects and secure any firearms you may own. This kitten represents your last best chance to retain your sanity. Good luck.

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The inspiration for this post, if you need it.

Cinnamon and Squid Get Their Act Together

Now Showing: Two very versatile actors, Cinnamon the bun and Squid the kitty, performing the balcony scene from Aladdin, West Side Story, and Romeo and Juliet!

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“Thank you for featuring our rabbit, Cinnamon! Thought I’d send along one more of him. He’s quite enamoured with one of our cats, Squid, so we’ve taken to calling him Pepe le Pew and Romeo. This is his attempt at reenacting the balcony scene from Romeo + Juliet. Squid isn’t quite sold.” -Maura C.

Bunday Wash Cycle

I will wash my leeps, but not my face, ok I will wash my face, but not my paws, ok I will wash my paws, but NOT BEHIND MY EARS. OK I will wash behind my ears, but that’s ALL!


Via Kyle H.’s YouTube.

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