Take This Back and Tell the Cook He’s Fired!

I specifically ordered chilled, organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, ethically-sourced, free-range, Gala apple slices, and you serve me chilled, organic, gluten-free, non-GMO, ethically-sourced, free-range, Granny Smith apple slices! Has the entire world gone completely insane?!

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Hey There, Fellow Bunnies!

Wow, it’s great to be with other bunnies, which I also am as well! So what kind of bunny things are you guys doing? Wrinkling your noses, am I right? Man, I love doing that! And hopping, don’t get me started with the hopping! Wow, I totes love you guys, I could hug each and every one of you!

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You Know Nothing, Bun Snow

Meanwhile, in the Great Hall, the King Peter Rabbit sits upon his Carrot Throne, forged from the spoils of his many successful raids upon the House of McGregor…

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Via Adam Rifkin on Pandawhale.

BONUS: Go behind the scenes at Game of Buns, and see how they strike the set!

Via WallaceTheMadKing on YouTube.

An Easter… Tree?

Getting our holiday symbology a little scrambled, are we? What’s next, carving egg-shaped pumpkins? Exchanging St. Bunnytine’s Day cards? Needless to say, I disapprove.

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Via Proflowers.com.

Our Easter Bunday Mini-Marathon continues…

Who Ordered the Vodka Martini? Who Ordered the Vodka Martini? Was it You? Was–it–You?

Long considered a relic of the swinging ’60s, the Playboy Club lingered into the ’90s. Some spin-off businesses were not so fortunate; Chicago’s “Who’s-a-Good-Boy Club” closed after only six months.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

You Like My Leeepy-Steecky?

It’s “Strawberry Shortcake” from Maybunlene! Don’t you think it complements my black mascara and eye shadow?

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“My bunny loves strawberries,” explains Redditor Tukankhamun.

Bunneh on Mah Head

Bunneh on mah head, bunneh on mah head,
A-pickin’ an’ a-hoppin’ as I walk the road ahead
I don’t need a mansion, don’t need a lot of bread
Just give me a gee-tar, an’ a bunneh on mah head.

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Via Sandip Bhattacharya.

Welcome to Fort Bunday

In order to get in, you’ll need the secret password, plus two forms of photo ID, a letter of reference from the finance minister of Sri Lanka, an exceedingly rare Pokemon “Bunnzilla” card, a three-and-a-half leaf clover, and a carrot.

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Via C_ossett.

Tell Them to Call Back!

(Sheesh, why do people always seem to call when I’m taking a bath?)

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Here it is, Your Moment of Disapproval

I would like to express how very, very, very, very, very, disappointed I am. You really, really, really let me down. I don’t need to say what it was you did. I’m sure you know. Just don’t let it happen again.

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Buller the Rabbit, via Kristoffer Trolle.

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