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2. ! got your MARU RIGHT HERE and…
3. We got your boxhab, RIGHT HERE!
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Posts tagged as: Boxhab
Caturday Night Boxhab
January 14, 2012 By 54 Comments
Will Chase String For Food
January 11, 2012 By 75 Comments
Hobo kitteh lives in a box, has no job, passed out, and comes from a long line of beggars.
Daniel S. says this is, “Louis P. Louis (the P stands for Peepers since she has great, big beautiful eyes. And yes, she is a she named Louis).” And we thought the P was for Pawverty.
Maru: Box Heaven or Hell!?
December 11, 2011 By
Everyone knows Maru is a fiend for boxes—so this new box (with a hole for his head and paws) must be perfect…right!?
Thanks for the head’s up, Ant!
Caturday Boxhab
March 19, 2011 By
Will some bright scientist / animal behavioralist out there please es-plain cats and boxes to me? What is the fascinay-shons with boxes for cats? Mini-dens?
Many boxes of thanks to Chief Sister Occifer. Via Gawker.
Dr. Drew, Where are You?
November 13, 2010 By
Dear Maru:
You are an amazing cat. You make us laugh on a daily basis. We imagine what it must feel like to be whipped by your 12-pound tail. We marvel at your glorious girth; your density puts Garfield to shame. But we write this letter because we fear for your well being. Your addiction has become all-consuming. We love you and we ask you to seek treatment today. Will you?
xoxo
C.O.
Welcome to the Katucky Derby!
March 26, 2010 By
This is the big one, race fans! It’s almost scratching-post time, so let’s review the lineup: Chicken of the Seabiscuit in stall one, followed by Secretaricat, Milkmaid, Great Hairballs O’Fire, Chasing Tail, Cat Outta Hell, Safety Pin has been scratched… and at twenty to one, Feetlebaum.
So who do you like in the fifth, Susy P.? (Found at The Daily Tail.)
Finding the Perfect Box
January 27, 2010 By
The box is the most important choice a cat can make. It is more than a place of rest; it is a spiritual center tailored to each cat’s unique karmic needs:
Does the length create the optimal head-to-torso folding ratio? Can the feet rest horizontally across the width? Is there proper chi flow? And what about chafing?
So … do you have anything smaller? This one’s a bit large for me.
Writes Caleb B.: “My cat Boo likes to sleep in this box in our kitchen that is smaller than he is. If he curls up in a ball, he can kind of fit in it. It may not be practical, but it sure is cute.”
I’m packin my things and you can’t stop me
November 28, 2009 By
I may have short-sheeted your bed, Meg.
Bono, Sting, Stevie Wonder, Elvis Costello, Phil Collins, Cyndi Lauper, Willie Nelson, and Bob Geldof are on Stand-By
October 27, 2009 By
It’s rumored that Bono has already written the lyrics; and if he stops conducting foreign policy initiatives for the White House, you know the situation must be dire. Poor little Topper. One minute he’s playing with abandon, the next he’s falling down a well into a cardboard box.
Listen furless beings, can’t you see I’m trying to take a nap here?
Sing as many songs about me as you like – I don’t care. Just don’t tell that Angelina Jolie about this. She’ll see I’m sleeping on kitchen towels, assume I need rescuing, and before I know it, my name will be changed to Toppox.
What do you use to wash dishes, Kat C.?
THIS JUST IN: a baby wombat in a box
October 23, 2009 By
That is all. You may return to your non-wombat-in-a-box-looking-duties now.
Joanna B. Could be worse. (Se7en alternative box ending video by Mr. Derek N.)
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