The box is the most important choice a cat can make. It is more than a place of rest; it is a spiritual center tailored to each cat’s unique karmic needs:
Does the length create the optimal head-to-torso folding ratio? Can the feet rest horizontally across the width? Is there proper chi flow? And what about chafing?
So … do you have anything smaller? This one’s a bit large for me.
Writes Caleb B.: “My cat Boo likes to sleep in this box in our kitchen that is smaller than he is. If he curls up in a ball, he can kind of fit in it. It may not be practical, but it sure is cute.”
I may have short-sheeted your bed, Meg.
It’s rumored that Bono has already written the lyrics; and if he stops conducting foreign policy initiatives for the White House, you know the situation must be dire. Poor little Topper. One minute he’s playing with abandon, the next he’s falling down a well into a cardboard box.
Listen furless beings, can’t you see I’m trying to take a nap here?
Sing as many songs about me as you like – I don’t care. Just don’t tell that Angelina Jolie about this. She’ll see I’m sleeping on kitchen towels, assume I need rescuing, and before I know it, my name will be changed to Toppox.
What do you use to wash dishes, Kat C.?
by Meg on October 23, 2009
That is all. You may return to your non-wombat-in-a-box-looking-duties now.
Joanna B. Could be worse. (Se7en alternative box ending video by Mr. Derek N.)
by Meg on September 13, 2009
