Blorptastic Beluga by Nicole Perkins via Daily Mail.
Attention truth-seekers! Regardless of what those wet blankets at the so-called Concerned Children’s Advertisers* would like you to believe, house hippos are real! They walk among us, even invading the sanctity of our showers! Friends, we cannot allow the truth to be suppressed! Share this with your friends while you can!
* We keed — it’s a good cause. Via Reddit user pitloun.
“Feelers, nothing more than feelers, trying to forget my, feelers of looove.
Feelers! Wooo-oo-o feelers! Woo-oo, feel you, again in my arms!”
Woah Jellyman, Super Jolly
So, we decided to take the kids and head to the Bahamas. Boy was it warm, even in the shade.
These three little pigs decided to head for the water to cool off a bit.
Oooh, these next pictures are great! I finally got a chance to use that waterproof camera.
Hey! Where ya going? There’s at least 300 more pics of our vacation!
(And all of them credited to photographer, Eric Cheng.)
Miss Beluga meets Mr. Sea Lion. I foresee a long and blorpy future for this couple.
Blorp domination from Dominik.
Bring on the burly bully blorpitudinous blorp!
And check who’s pushing the bully buggy at 3:37! Big Momma is all, “They aint heavy, they my bullies!”
This blorp brought to you by Suburban Bullies.
Put your ear down here. Listen. Hear that? It’s a rustlin’ sound. You don’t think it’s a g-g-g-ghost, do ya?
Attack Of The Cute, indeed!
It’s a non-stop love fest out there; kissing right out in the open! Don’t any of you have rooms?
Pirizoe and Carrie T. you are killing me!
As cute as it might be, McPudgyhedgie here might be better off NOT getting its belly button pierced! Oooch.
Oh The Rotundity, Jo D.!