Posts tagged as: Blorp

Monday morning, serving up the blorp

[Say in Grandma voice] “Honey, you gotta get a good amount of blorp in the morning to start your week off right.”

“Here you go.” [Plops warm, buttery blorp on your plate]

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“What’s that? You want some more? OK, Hon.”

“Now, that’s the maximum blorp allowed, there’s no more.”

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Top photerhe: Tina W., bottom photo that looks like a family you know: Sarah J.

May I offer you SOME BLORP?

One sealio, coming up, with a side of sandy flippage.

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ENHANCE!

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I think he might need to go to the salon for flipper exten-shons, Laurel W.

BLORRRP!

BLOOOP!


my new best friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOPPP!


another seal friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOOOOHP!

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close up of smiley seal, originally uploaded by ohleah.

Blorp, bloop, blop, blohp, Leah C. You heard me.

Straight Pimpin’

Check out this lil’ shuffling, pimp-coat sporting McSluggersons. He’s all "Luhzadies, I gots the feathers, and the shuffle. And I’m workin’ the Nat’l Geo, so you now it’s all riiiiight" [Full National Geographic series here.]

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Emma S., I recommend working 42nd and Slug Street. Always works for me.

Seriously hungry, hungry hippo

Yeah, I pretty moishe watched this one with my mouth open in disbelief the whole time…

Mo K., way to pick ‘em!

Now playing on CuteCast, natch.

Snail flipbook 2

Let’s check in on Snailio Iglesias:

Doo doo doo doo!

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Shoo bee do wha! wha!

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Bee-del-lee-doo!

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LATE!

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Sweet job, Leslie J.! And you have a cute blog, too!

Snailio flipbook

Dah-bee-doo-da-da! [Snail scattin']
1_1Say what!?
2_1But… I…
3_4Eeeehn!
4_1Eeeeeeeeeehn!
5_16Ehn.
7Dah doo doo doo doo whee, whee, whee [more scatting]
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A thousand thanks to Sean Bires (were you like, making out behind the High School bleachers when you noticed this?)