Don’t Get Carried Away

Aw, hammies love blorpberries in the morning. And lunchtime and snack time and dinner and, well, then they have to be carried away.


We thought wheels made hamsters go ’round, Serena G.

New Wave Yoga

We’ll begin with the double blubber twist and we’ll hold this position until the instructor gives everyone a fish.


Everybody knows doing yoga will help you balance your mind and your body and a beach ball on your nose.


The most crucial secret to yoga is not centering your chi, or finding your inner chakra, but the ability to look good in stretchy pants.


Pacific Harbor Seal pups at Marine Mammal Rescue at the Vancouver Aquarium, where orphaned and injured marine mammals are rehabbed and released.  Andy S. says, “this year all harbor seals are named after vegetables but with over 150 coming in this year, we ran out of veggies so you’ll find a few herbs and spices in there too. Underwater shot of Pimento saying hello, Rocket doing yoga, Cardamom trying to escape her tote at cleaning time.”

Time to Build an Ark! Ark! Ark!

(riiing, riiing) Hello, City Water. Yes, maam we are aware of the problem. There was a broken water pipe. One of our main seals burst.


Ant, you’re going to be swamped all day.

Oh, the (Tree-)Hugged Manatee!

Via Treehugger.com (spotted by friend of the site Marilyn T.) comes the blorptastic story of an adorable baby manatee orphaned in the Amazon river, rescued by conservationists and nursed back to health. Sadly, orphan manatees are very common, but so long as they have our helping hands, they’ll have hope.

Hungry Happy Harry Hippo Holds Handsome Honker Hilariously

Hard to believe anyone would reject this cuddly blorper, but that’s just what Harry the Pygmy Hippo’s mother did, so keepers at a wildlife sanctuary in South Africa raised him by hand ’round the clock. Looks like he has an effective way of telling you when it’s time for a feeding, too.


Picture by Miller and MacLean/Caters News. Story, more pictures at The Huffington Post.

Aupossum Bon Pain

Pastries put up a good fight – but I def-eated ‘em!


Everyone is going to start singing I Ate Too Moishe, Anne L. who says “Apparently, this opossum broke into the bakery, snorted up some pastries and was too full to run away!”

There’s A Cute For That

Always longed to see a ferret spread out flat?


Urgently need an extra box for a cat?


Do you adore squirrels who look like Scrat?


Are you ready to party with a pup in a pointy pink hat?


Interested in headlines about a famous Democrat?


Could you use a little help at the laundromat?


Do you want to believe bunnies are fluffy and not fat?


Now everybody needs a nap, Princess Maya by Kasia P., box kitties by Paul P., squirrel by Florian W., Brussels Griffon by Stacy Z., Political Chuck pup by Sara S. via Dooce.com, sloth baby by Sam J. & Sara, and Knabbel the bunny by J. Pockele.

Ohmmmmmmmmm…

The blob is back and blorpier than ever, oozing a highly tuned metaphysical oneness with pudding; a blorpy skill possessed only by a special few.


Brittany S.’s cat Ender says, “Skeletal schmeletal.”

You Want a Salad With That?

Welcome, may I take your order?  How about our Whopper Deluxe Big Double Dare Ya Bunny with stuffed crust,  deep fried and sprinkled with powdered sugar?


“Where‘s the bun” jpockele ?

Dad-gummit

Zzzz …snort …whuh? Who turned off the tv?

I was watching that channel.


Tucker deserves a hard earned nap, Courtney S.

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