Time to Lay Off the Snausages

Ermagherd, berlly flerpperge! Ah have been going to the gym twice a day since New Year’s, and I don’t see no difference!

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Dreadnought says this is Goblin, “our wrinkly little pug, as she takes an afternoon nap.”

And Santa Said, “Surely you jest.”

♪ ♫ Oh I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do ♪ ♫

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Tongue-opotamus-hance!
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Peeps, share this song over and over to make SURE your hippo wish is known. DO EET at your own risk:

Prince Harry the pygmy hippo has been very good this year, Zooborns!

What Do You Do After School?

I hang out in the barn with the fam.


Then I let my mom cuddle me a little. If I don’t, she gets to be a real pain in my neck.


Then we measure ourselves by the measuring wall.


Well, my Moms and I pose for pictures, cuz we’re famous.


I go into the house and I helps myself to a milk-box. I know how to use a straw, but I need helps getting the straw in the box.


Knobbulars via Zooborns, Blorpular Belugas via Pinterest and Clever Kitten via The Daily Cute

POLL: Who’s Blorpier?

[Or is it “Blorpiest?” -Ed]

To tell the truth, I think it’s the Manatee in a landslide, but the Hippo is awful cute. Have at it.

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Manatee from Da Intertubes, discovered by Mrs. Brinke. Hippo photo from The Telegraph by way of Cesar March/Barcroft Media.

Enormous Appetite

I am really into the slow food movement and consider myself an aficionado of fine foods. The salad course I am enjoying now, for instance, has been left in the sun and soil to leisurely brown until its sweet and fruity flavors intensify.

The next course in my haute cuisine will be a decomposing mushroom with a reduced spore sauce. Sure, it will take me 45 minutes of travel time for the entrée, but that’s why it’s a slow food movement.


Via The Telegraph, photo by Arief Perdana/Caters News.

One Week ’til We Stuff Our Cheeks

In order to be prepared, only salads starts now!

Buddy up with a hamster if you have to!

This little hammie is already talkin’ turkey – gobble, gobble, gobble. Domo arigato, Yamashitamasita.

Fall Back (to sleep!)

Sleppeh sea lions everywhere agree, Daylight Savings Time has its advantages.


♪ ♫ ♪  Oh Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream… ♪ ♫ ♪ Via WWF.

This Just In: It’s True, We’re Not Echidna!

What’s roly-poly, made of silly putty and cute all over? A puggle! Yes, a baby echidna is called a puggle!

Hmmm, looks innacents enough but probably plotting sumpin’!

Snuggle as a puggle in a ruggle:


Read more about this rescued orphaned echidna at Huff Post Green!

Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear






Bonk!

Blorptastic Beluga by Nicole Perkins via Daily Mail.

Separated At Birf!

Fro Numero Uno:



Fro Numero Dos (y Tres):


SnoBlorp™ spoken hereCute animal by the obviously happy Happy CNM. And bonus: Don’t forget the Classic 2006 Trapezoid Head.

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