Posts tagged as: Blorp

Junior Snailio Sniffs an Eye Stalk

Before our friend Snailio Iglesias goes out on his next adventure, he stops to sniff Mom’s eye stalk.

Sniff Sniff.

SNORRRRRF

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SUPER GROSS EYE STALK ENHANCE!

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Um, thanks for sending, Uncle Wire [shifty eyes]

SUPER ‘TOCKS ‘n’ Hocks

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Caturday morning cartoons to bring you:

The mightiest… The billowyest… The Bulbous Adventures of SUPER ‘TOCKS ‘n’ Hocks!

“Quick, Hocks! to the Hippodrome!”

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Spotted by Sender-Inner Dawn K. at the Seattle Times. P.S. get a load of this BLORPEDO!

I got a built-in gold lamé smile, Bebeh

Wow, check out this blorpular fellow, the piglet squid over at the Cabrillo Marine Aquarium in Los Angeles.

Holy combover!

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Via BoingBoing and Zoologix Science Blogs. Sender Inner C.S.O, excellent bloated find.

Snailo Iglesias Narrowly Avoids Becoming Pesto Salad

This MINI snailio was “ehn”-ing along on a Basil leaf and almost joined the pesto recipe.

Luckily, his mini blorpitude was discovered and documented.

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Love the mini attenae looking down at Planet Hand, Sarah C.

Mini blorpitude

One day, Son, the entire ocean WILL BE YOURS!!!

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It almost looks like it has a little (star)face doesn’t it, Sami S.? :•D

Monday morning, serving up the blorp

[Say in Grandma voice] “Honey, you gotta get a good amount of blorp in the morning to start your week off right.”

“Here you go.” [Plops warm, buttery blorp on your plate]

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“What’s that? You want some more? OK, Hon.”

“Now, that’s the maximum blorp allowed, there’s no more.”

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Top photerhe: Tina W., bottom photo that looks like a family you know: Sarah J.

May I offer you SOME BLORP?

One sealio, coming up, with a side of sandy flippage.

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ENHANCE!

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I think he might need to go to the salon for flipper exten-shons, Laurel W.

BLORRRP!

BLOOOP!


my new best friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOPPP!


another seal friend, originally uploaded by ohleah.

BLOOOOHP!

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close up of smiley seal, originally uploaded by ohleah.

Blorp, bloop, blop, blohp, Leah C. You heard me.

Straight Pimpin’

Check out this lil’ shuffling, pimp-coat sporting McSluggersons. He’s all "Luhzadies, I gots the feathers, and the shuffle. And I’m workin’ the Nat’l Geo, so you now it’s all riiiiight" [Full National Geographic series here.]

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Emma S., I recommend working 42nd and Slug Street. Always works for me.

Seriously hungry, hungry hippo

Yeah, I pretty moishe watched this one with my mouth open in disbelief the whole time…

Mo K., way to pick ‘em!

Now playing on CuteCast, natch.