Heeeeey, Brother Hermit Crab! Sorry I’ve been so absent; Auntie Squirrel was teaching me how to store nuts for winter.
He’s an adorable beaver, Marisa C. Photo by Mr. Beans.
Posts tagged as: Blorp
Seal of Approval
August 18, 2010 By
Yes, it is I — the Seal of Approval, a benevolent spirit offering unconditional approval for every misstep, so your day doesn’t have to suck so much.
Say you overslept this morning? I approve. Burnt the French toast? J’approuve! Got the hiccups during the client presentation? Approve-o-rama!
Accidentally backed into a row of Harley-Davidsons, which toppled like dominoes onto a painter’s ladder, sending a can of Robin’s Egg Blue into a waiter’s tray at Saul Zapata’s Kosher Taqueria, which flung an entire order of sizzling gefilte-fajitas into a gentle arc over traffic and through the sunroof of a passing Mercedes?
Photo via Jack Zhang
THIS JUST IN: Blorpy Friend Request
August 9, 2010 By
Here’s a friend request we know you’ll like: A weeks-old baby pygmy hippo born at Sydney’s Taronga Zoo. The youngster’s name is Kambiri, a Nigerian name meaning “allow me to join this family.” Well, we’re clicking “yes,” that’s for sure.
Oh, the Hugged Manatee!
July 28, 2010 By
This little orphan isn’t a huge manatee, but she will be, thanks to the round-the-clock care of Sea World, which has rescued 23 manatees in 2010. The park hopes to return her to the wild once she’s big enough.
Nice work, Nick G. and everyone at Sea World.
Update: Scroll down for video! Thanks, X-girl!
Life Episode 4: Blorp
April 15, 2010 By
This second to last episode of Life, you will see some Blorp-tastic, sticky-eye-balled fish called “Mud Skippers”. They like to walk on land, breathe air, and shovel mud out of their houses with their moufs. They also make excellent mud wrestlers. Enjoy!
See more of Life here! [Say in Sir Oprah Attenborough voice]
Elephant Seal… Cuddling?!
April 9, 2010 By
In today’s episode, we’ll teach you how to cuddle an elephant seal. And tomorrow, we’ll show you how to seal a cuddly elephant.
// Update: video is here now, thanks to alert Cuteporter HollyBeary //
// Stills: //
Mmm-wah, Kathryn M.!
Every Mackerel Within a 10-Mile Radius Smelled Like a Coconut
February 1, 2010 By
Unknowingly, Sandy set off a sequence of mini-environmental disasters after liberally applying Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil.
Bain de Soleil would’ve turned the water orange, Ellen S.
Hindsight is 20/20
January 19, 2010 By
It was the first and last time Irving would agree to give Marge a piggy-back ride.
Good Nat Geo find, Marilyn T.
Photo by Ira Block
And Now It’s Time to Play ‘Pup or Seal?’
January 7, 2010 By
And our first contestant is Gravy, whose favorite foods are fish and steak, and whose favorite hobbies include chasing cars and balancing a ball on his nose!
Hmm — Tough call, Megan S.
Friday Haiku: Froggy Phone Home
December 4, 2009 By
Circles surround me
Should have listened to Kermit
Someone find Fozzy
Have you thought of having thumb-reduction surgery, John P.?
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