You Are Now Under a Bebeh Pygmy Hippo’s Power

The eyes say it all. You wish to be her slave. You may apply through her agent, diary keeper, personal shopper and towel boy.

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Strictly only the best for her will do, including daily fresh cut flowers, personal masseur, direct dial access to Emeril Lagasse and all blue M&Ms will be removed from her candy bowl.

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Her management will take no responsibility for diva tantrums.

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Winnie, the baby pygmy hippo born February, 2014 spends her time eating, sleeping and swimming in a heated pool at Bristol Zoo Gardens, England. Watchful Mama is Sirana (Dad is Nato). Via Zooborns.

“Floating Rock Sausage?”

Floating-rock-sausageCuteporter Dan H. checked in earlier today from The Great White North, eh? “We snapped a pic of an adorable Harbour Seal (above) on one of our whale watching tours here in Victoria BC Canada. This one we call the ‘Floating Rock Sausage.'”

~and~

“Here’s one more of this fun guy laying in a beautiful bed of seaweed, loving life. More pix here.”
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C.O. Classifieds: Panda Caretaker WANTED

Panda Sanctuary and Research Center desires someone to snorgle Pandas. Free room and board. Salary 32K/200,000 yuan/yr. Free SUV to drive. Must be at least 22 and in good physical shape. Must love pandas. Oh yes, position is in China.

We’re not kidding, guys. NBC News says “China’s Giant Panda Protection and Research Center in Ya’an, Sichuan province just announced a competition for a one-year job as a “Panda Caretaker.” Eight runners-up win a three-day trip to panda-watch at the reserve. China Daily helpfully notes, “Your work has only one mission: spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows.”

Sorrows? With a fleet of Pandas? Impossible.

I’m in. Who’s with me? The application is somewhere on this site.

Thanks to The Furrtographer for the teep.

You Can’t Handle This Much Blorp!

Blorp factor 9, Mr. Sulu! (C/o commenter Tim.)

As seen on Boing! Boing! by Wendy (“A new high in blorpitude”) M.

Wow, Is That A Lot O’ Pandas, Or What?

It really isn’t.

Artist Paulo Grangeon worked with the World Wildlife Fund and others to create 1,600 papier-mâché Pandas to raise global awareness..

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..about the continuing plight of these wonderful blorps.

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Each one of these..

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…represents a single member of the species that is still alive in the wild today.

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Pretty serious when U think on it.

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My Modern Met. More photos here, too.

Raccoon Chubbular Somersault ACTION!

[First of all, how did he get in the house? NO way is this guy a pet, right? -Ed.]

Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin,’ keep the Blorp a-rollin’!

As seen on Stuff I Stole From The Internet. (Who, uh, stole it from 22 Words.)

Finnish Blorp Video (+ Authentic Translayshe Action!)

Here at C.O., we know Blorp when we see it. This video is classic Blorp. It’s also from Finland, and none of us speak Finnish. Using Google Translayshe is a cop-out, so Cuteporter Tiina M. provided the helpful deets.

“The Saimaa Ringed Seal is an ultra rare and endangered species of fresh water seal that only lives in Lake Saimaa in Finland. In the spring seal pups play and swim close to their mothers. As summer comes nearer pups keep growing and start making longer swimming trips. Pups may swim to areas which have fishing nets and fish traps that are of wrong shape and are dangerous to seals. The Finnish Association for Nature Conservation is working for wider restrictions in fishing. Let not a single seal pup die in fishing nets!”

Amen to THAT. Now, on with The Blorp. (Note the underwater nap attack at 1:25, please.)

“I love your site – I’ve visited it every day for many years already! Best wishes!”

Do Seals Loff 2 Have Their Bellehs Rubbed?

I dunno! Do Teddy Bears dance in the woods?

UPDATED WITH FAVE FRAME BY REQUEST:

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Blorps of the Ferne Islands in the United Kingdom, from VVV.

Malibu BLORP!

[Sounds like a Hasselhoff reality show on cable. Tune in to watch retired & overweight Baywatch guard Mitch Buchannon goof off at his Malibu pad. -Ed.]

Check these photos out and read what’s up.

“The California Wildlife Center in Malibu has 13 Bebbeh Blubbersons AKA Elephant Seal Pups. They eat loads o’ fish and the CWC is raising funds this weekend for a new freezer to hold all the food that these little (big) guys require. Anybody who donates today or tomorrow gets their name on the freezer which will help the pups for years to come. (Put ‘FREEZER’ in the comments on the donation checkout.)” -KB.

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Super Blorp Encore Presentayshe

There just aren’t many video clips that can compare to this one. The hoomin is Charlie Bird, and the place is Antarctica.

As seen on the FB of Julie F.

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