And our first contestant is Gravy, whose favorite foods are fish and steak, and whose favorite hobbies include chasing cars and balancing a ball on his nose!
Hmm — Tough call, Megan S.
Posts tagged as: Blorp
Friday Haiku: Froggy Phone Home
December 4, 2009 By
Circles surround me
Should have listened to Kermit
Someone find Fozzy
Have you thought of having thumb-reduction surgery, John P.?
If John Hughes Had Cast the Frog and Lab
December 3, 2009 By
You’re ashamed to be seen with me. You’re ashamed to go out with me. You’re ashamed your rich friends won’t approve of me! Well, at least I’m not a sell-out who allows ridiculous people to wear my image on their ties and belts while attending clambakes in Nantucket! You’re all, “Hi, I’m the Labassador of Americana!” And then you forget what you said because you’re too busy chasing a Kennebunkport squirrel wearing loafers! But you’re right, I should be embarrassed about my camouflage.
Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to wait here for Duckie to pick me up.
He didn’t become part of “the breakfast club” did he, Brian B.?
EXTREME EYEBALL POWSCHES!
November 22, 2009 By
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE(S)!
According to Sender Inners Lan and Heather T., these are Bubble Eye Goldfish, taken and COEX Aquarium in Seoul, South Korea. “We haven’t named it yet, but I think we’ll leave it you at CuteOverload. You can think up of way cuter names than we ever could. It’s of the same fish, and the 2nd photo is after it ran into something sharp and got deflated. It’s not hurt. It just re-inflates itself after a while.”
GOOD COD!
Toast Ghost Coast-to-Coast!
November 19, 2009 By
“My mom was really craving a BLT one night,” says sender-inner Sharon S., “and squirted this mayo man on her toast!”
“She ran upstairs to show me and we laughed SO hard. We have it frozen in our fridge.”
I Am The Magical Lumpfish!
November 18, 2009 By
… and you caught me fair and square, so I shall grant you three wishes! But (gasp!) if I could offer a suggestion (wheeze!), and far be it from me (choke!) to influence what I’m sure (urk!) must be a challenging decision (harrgh!), but you might want your first wish (aaack!) to be for a fish tank, (hurrp!) maybe a bucket of water…
Photo by Tobi M., who assures us that the little feller swam safely away afterward.
Sea lion pup INVAYSHONS
November 15, 2009 By
They Ornk! They sleep! They flop! It’s a mini-eared, blorp-tacular sea lion pup invasion!
How did this happen in Monterey!? Watch:
After Eric P. directed the video, he barricaded City Hall.
Much Like the Rhythm, the Shame is Gonna Get You
October 28, 2009 By
Just as he did every afternoon, Sanford told his friends he was headed out to the river to relax while listening to Bach and Mozart. He didn’t like to lie, but the shame of the truth was too great: Alone on the waters, he’d place those ear phones on his head, and disappear in the sweet, sweet sounds of (similarly coiffed) Richard Marx.
And, you’re welcome:
Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you, Angie C.
ORNK ORNK!
October 27, 2009 By
You gotta love this lil’ Galapagos seal pup, he’s all concentrating on mutating into a cuter version of himself over time and stuff, waiting for Darwin to write a book about him.
Photo by Stuart Leslie. Did you know you could enter the International Photo Contest over at National Geographic!? Then, after that, download this prosh-leaf-dweller wallpaper!
Don’t make me say it
October 1, 2009 By
What should I title this post. Whaaaaaaat should I title it? I must think hard about a reference for this peckish pygmy. I can’t think of anything! If only I could reference a ridiculous, aggressive marble-munching game from my childhood!
Via The Bobbeh Implosion who found this on a sweet lil’ Tumblog called You’re a Strange Animal.
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