“Did Someone Say…Dinner???”

11885667_10200714947631357_6471549001089966382_o[SPLASH! I’m here! I’m here!]

From frequent C.O. Contributor Kim B., who says “It’s an elephant seal pup, now happy and healthy and back in the ocean. Taken at the California Wildlife Center in Malibu, California last year.

C.O. Certified: 100% Blorpy!

DSC_0430I’ve seen some Blorp like this before (San Francisco’s Pier 39,) but never on THIS scale! Tammy L. says, “Hi! Last weekend I drove up the California coast just to go look at elephant seals, about 7 miles north of San Simeon! Totally worth the drive, I took over 800 photos! Here are a few of the cutest/blorpiest I thought you might like.”










Prosh Blorp Bundle: Little Z

Let’s get this outta the way first: I CALL MATCHINGKS. OK. Here we have a rather Blorpular Mr. McStubbersons Jr. by the name of Ziama. He’s out and about on the outside paddock and in the pool- just the right way to spend a hot summer at the ZSL Whipsnade Zoo in London.

Of course, we can’t forget this Rule of Cuteness #07: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute.


“A Song For Miracle Pandas”

The world’s only surviving Panda Triplets. More Blorp for your buck- only on Cute Overload. Speakers up- the song takes it to an entirely different level. Trust me on this.

Happy Birthday, Snooty!

[*Updated! 6:20pm PT! New Video!] Wow, 67 years of Bringin’ The Blorp! Snooty is the world’s oldest Manatee, and his birthday is today!


“Snooty, the world’s most famous manatee and verified OLDEST by the Guinness Book of World Records turns 67 years old this weekend in Sarasota Bradenton, Florida! Everybody in Tampa Bay is super proud of him and loves him a lot and wanted to tell everyone about him, if you haven’t heard of him yet! He is at the South Florida Museum and can even be seen on a webcam enjoying a special manatee “cake” with all of his friends and fans this weekend! We really are just huge Snooty & Cute Overload fans, we aren’t affiliated with the museum! Thanks for all the hours of cuteness Cute Overload!” -Tampa Bay Amber & Friends.

If You Go™ (opens PDFs)

*Admission to the birthday party in the Spanish Plaza and Outside the Museum on 10th Street is free.*

Event Map : Downtown Parking Map.

Basically, What We Got Here Is A Lot O’ Pandas

Let’s take another trip to China’s Panda Research Base, shall we? This panda “daycare” facility specializes in breeding these little critters, in order to repopulate the species which has been threatened for years.















(Bored Panda, of course.)


Got anything better to do than just roll around on the ground? Nope.

Bebeh Blorp Gets His Drink On

[*Note- could also be ‘Her Drink On.’ FYI. -Ed.]

This Manatee Mini-Blorp was orphaned :( so he/she was taken to a rescue facility in Peru. Kudos to these fellows for helping out!

(Tastefully Offensive.)

I Want This Job

You get PAID to take care of and play with Pandas. In the Big J. Sign. Me. Up. (P.S. Wait ’til the 1:11 mark.)

Second video from Megan.

Just CAN’T Get To Sleep

[Turn THIS way…no, turn THAT way. Ermph, pillow is NOT comfortable- wait, I don’t have one of those. I ate it. THIS BLANKET IS..rrrrrr, CAN’T get it the way I want. I give up, what’s on TV? Do we have any Panda Tylenol PM?]



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