So A Police Officer Sees A Pickup Truck Full O’ Seals…

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Diver Advisory Cautionary Warning Alert!

Due to the combined effects of acid rain, global warming, fracking runoff, radioactive fallout, burst sewage pipelines, and motor oil poured down storm drains, divers are advised that prolonged exposure to reef water may cause slight facial skin irritation.

Read more about it in The Mirror.

Happy 1st Birfday To Bao Bao!

Today is Little BB’s first birthday and it’s time to celebrate! Mashable says that Bao Bao is one of “one of less than 2,000 endangered giant pandas left on Earth.”

That is absolutely outrageous. Let’s keep these Prosh Blorps SAFE, People!

Bao Bao Bonus! Some Panda ‘Puter Paper for your very own. Click to save.

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Image via Shutterstock.

[Beluga Thinks: “I’ll Show THESE Kids.”]

You’re a big ol’ Blorp, floatin’ along at the Mystic Aquarium, and you’ve had quite enough of little ankle biters waving at you and pounding on the glass. So whadya do? Give ‘em a taste of their own medicine. (Fun starts @ :52.)

Mind If I Hop On, Mate?

Two surfers were hanging ten off the NE coast of England, when they were joined by a visitor. (No audio on this one BTW.)

FAVE FRAME™!

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Sent in by Sluff.

Cool Off With Da Mao

It’s hot everywhere, and it’s not coolin’ off anytime soon. So let’s take ya back to mid-February in snowy Toronto, where Da Mao The Panda displays his fine blorp form.

From Christel N.

May The Blorp Be With You

Baby Sea Lion #1“Here are some pics I took recently on Floreana Island in the Galapagos of some young sea lions posing on the beach. Notice the total lack of fear or concern having humans so near to them. Mamas were out fishing but neither one looks like they’ve skipped a meal recently. Photos by me.” -Larry K.

Baby Sea Lion #2

Friday Haiku: Mwah Ha Ha Ha Ha

DzPFydWShort, squatty and green
Looks lots like Doctor Evil
Pulls it off nicely

(Imgur.)

omg.

DSC05385CWC27June2014Watch and be amazed at the sweet nature of these gentle blorps. And have the Kleenex ready: this guy got stuck and needed some hoomin help.

Resqte Of The Week, indeed. TY to Cuteporter KB.

California Wildlife Center Marine Mammal Team from Kim Barker on Vimeo.

Mom Taxi Assortment (#XXVII)

Came across these terrific images on SFGlobe.com. As you can plainly see, you can hail a Taxi in just about ANY configuration you like!

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