You Sir, win Most Blorpiest

Check out this guy, he is a disapproving, froggular sphere!

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And now, the disapproving part:

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Sender-Inner Vanessa H. says The Cape Rain Frog rivals the bunny for sheer disapproving-ness. Agreed!

You Gonna Eat That?

[Sliiiiiiiiiides closer to bowl]

[Sniff + Shifty Eyes]

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Ehnnnn!

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I’m guessing Snailio Iglesias is gonna win this one, Rich.

I Shall Call Him ‘Mini-Blorp’

Left: BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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right:                   blrp.

Pics taken by Heidi K., submitted by Matthew K.  Mmkay?

Scoop o’ turtle

Doesn’t it look like someone took an ice cream scooper of behbeh turtle and plopped it upside down on the table?

Blorpsville:

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Leg… not… WORKING!

Ehn!

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Bess H. says this is a 2-day old box turtle.

Junior Snailio Sniffs an Eye Stalk

Before our friend Snailio Iglesias goes out on his next adventure, he stops to sniff Mom’s eye stalk.

Sniff Sniff.

SNORRRRRF

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SUPER GROSS EYE STALK ENHANCE!

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Um, thanks for sending, Uncle Wire [shifty eyes]

SUPER ‘TOCKS ‘n’ Hocks

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Caturday morning cartoons to bring you:

The mightiest… The billowyest… The Bulbous Adventures of SUPER ‘TOCKS ‘n’ Hocks!

“Quick, Hocks! to the Hippodrome!”

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Spotted by Sender-Inner Dawn K. at the Seattle Times. P.S. get a load of this BLORPEDO!

I got a built-in gold lamé smile, Bebeh

Wow, check out this blorpular fellow, the piglet squid over at the Cabrillo Marine Aquarium in Los Angeles.

Holy combover!

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Via BoingBoing and Zoologix Science Blogs. Sender Inner C.S.O, excellent bloated find.

Snailo Iglesias Narrowly Avoids Becoming Pesto Salad

This MINI snailio was “ehn”-ing along on a Basil leaf and almost joined the pesto recipe.

Luckily, his mini blorpitude was discovered and documented.

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Love the mini attenae looking down at Planet Hand, Sarah C.

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One day, Son, the entire ocean WILL BE YOURS!!!

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It almost looks like it has a little (star)face doesn’t it, Sami S.? :•D

Monday morning, serving up the blorp

[Say in Grandma voice] “Honey, you gotta get a good amount of blorp in the morning to start your week off right.”

“Here you go.” [Plops warm, buttery blorp on your plate]

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“What’s that? You want some more? OK, Hon.”

“Now, that’s the maximum blorp allowed, there’s no more.”

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Top photerhe: Tina W., bottom photo that looks like a family you know: Sarah J.