It Was That Last (burp) Slice Of Punkin Pie That Did It

920x920[I feel SOOOOOO Blorpy. More so than usual. I’m off tomorrow. You guys have fun at the mall. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.]

(A Grey Seal at the Lincolnshire Wildlife Trust’s Donna Nook nature reserve in Grimsby, England; Dan Kitwood, Getty Images; Seen on SFGate by Smedley.)

Happy Pre-Thanksgiving, Everybody!

[We’re just actin’ like a couple o’ Turkeys! WAIT! We’re-NOT-TURKEYS! Just wanna be clear on that.]

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(Reddit.)

Heeere I Come to Make a Salaaaaad!

By day, mild-mannered Hugh Manatee glides unnoticed among the krill, sturgeon, and trout going about their business in Aquaburg. But whenever sea life is threatened by injustice, whenever a shrimp cries out in terror, whenever bacon and tomato feel lonely and incomplete, Hugh Manatee becomes… The Lettuce Avenger!

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Columbus Zoo photo spotted by Carly Brooke of The Featured Creature.

Nosevember: Now With Even More Boogers Per Post!

15481535155_563d632829_oHere then, a little (Industrial-Strength) Kleenex™ will set you right, my Blorpy Buddy! From Rockhopper Jen F.’s Flickr page.

Blorp Spoken Here

_DSC6195Intrepid Cuteporter Jen F. continues to churn out the QTE, with another image from her January 2013 trip to Antarctica, South Georgia and the Falklands. Wonder what their snoring sounds like?

[*Note- LOUD. -Ed.]

Seal Trolls Puppeh, Film At Eleven

Watch this Prosh Bebeh Blorpster mess with this puppeh’s head with a game of hide and seek, in the River Thames near Greenwich, South East London.

Sealfie!

Selfie ! - Imgur[Disclaimer: Header totally borrowed from Reddit. -Ed.]

Walrus Intervention

[Listen. We’re here because we want to help get you off the kelp. You should be eating CLAMS! It’s really for the best.]

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(And hey, as long as we’re Talkin’ Blorp—how ’bout THIS Little Gonzo Wild Man?)

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Both photos from the NatGeo Instagram page as seen on BuzzFeed.

Friday Haiku: Hip Hip Hooray

Small blorpy hippo
Looks like The Michelin Man
Stole that from Gawker.

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Olivia is a newborn Swedish Pygmy Hippo, thus invoking DUAL RULES: Rule #07: “A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always Cute.” Rule #45: “Any animal with the word ‘pygmy’ in it is cute.”

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Me? Oh, Just Hangin’ Out…

[What about you. Whadya’ wanna do tonight- get some takeout bamboo?]

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From Arbroath.

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