Blorp Spoken Here

_DSC6195Intrepid Cuteporter Jen F. continues to churn out the QTE, with another image from her January 2013 trip to Antarctica, South Georgia and the Falklands. Wonder what their snoring sounds like?

[*Note- LOUD. -Ed.]

Seal Trolls Puppeh, Film At Eleven

Watch this Prosh Bebeh Blorpster mess with this puppeh’s head with a game of hide and seek, in the River Thames near Greenwich, South East London.

Sealfie!

Selfie ! - Imgur[Disclaimer: Header totally borrowed from Reddit. -Ed.]

Walrus Intervention

[Listen. We're here because we want to help get you off the kelp. You should be eating CLAMS! It's really for the best.]

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(And hey, as long as we’re Talkin’ Blorp—how ’bout THIS Little Gonzo Wild Man?)

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Both photos from the NatGeo Instagram page as seen on BuzzFeed.

Friday Haiku: Hip Hip Hooray

Small blorpy hippo
Looks like The Michelin Man
Stole that from Gawker.

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Olivia is a newborn Swedish Pygmy Hippo, thus invoking DUAL RULES: Rule #07: “A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always Cute.” Rule #45: “Any animal with the word ‘pygmy’ in it is cute.”

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Me? Oh, Just Hangin’ Out…

[What about you. Whadya' wanna do tonight- get some takeout bamboo?]

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From Arbroath.

So A Police Officer Sees A Pickup Truck Full O’ Seals…

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Diver Advisory Cautionary Warning Alert!

Due to the combined effects of acid rain, global warming, fracking runoff, radioactive fallout, burst sewage pipelines, and motor oil poured down storm drains, divers are advised that prolonged exposure to reef water may cause slight facial skin irritation.

Read more about it in The Mirror.

Happy 1st Birfday To Bao Bao!

Today is Little BB’s first birthday and it’s time to celebrate! Mashable says that Bao Bao is one of “one of less than 2,000 endangered giant pandas left on Earth.”

That is absolutely outrageous. Let’s keep these Prosh Blorps SAFE, People!

Bao Bao Bonus! Some Panda ‘Puter Paper for your very own. Click to save.

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Image via Shutterstock.

[Beluga Thinks: "I'll Show THESE Kids."]

You’re a big ol’ Blorp, floatin’ along at the Mystic Aquarium, and you’ve had quite enough of little ankle biters waving at you and pounding on the glass. So whadya do? Give ‘em a taste of their own medicine. (Fun starts @ :52.)

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