Bebeh Blorp Gets His Drink On

[*Note- could also be ‘Her Drink On.’ FYI. -Ed.]

This Manatee Mini-Blorp was orphaned :( so he/she was taken to a rescue facility in Peru. Kudos to these fellows for helping out!


(Tastefully Offensive.)

I Want This Job

You get PAID to take care of and play with Pandas. In the Big J. Sign. Me. Up. (P.S. Wait ’til the 1:11 mark.)


Second video from Megan.

Just CAN’T Get To Sleep

[Turn THIS way…no, turn THAT way. Ermph, pillow is NOT comfortable- wait, I don’t have one of those. I ate it. THIS BLANKET IS..rrrrrr, CAN’T get it the way I want. I give up, what’s on TV? Do we have any Panda Tylenol PM?]


(Mashable.)

Nuthin’ Like A Little Panda Blorp..

…to get you through the day. Look at how these Round Mounds O’ Fluff nom that bamboo!

Live Alaskan Blorp!

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game has partnered with the group Explore.org to set up a live webcam of these Blorps, hunkered on Bristol Bay in the Bering Sea in Southwest Alaska. (Make sure your speakers are up so you can hear ’em snoring!)

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(Boing Boing.)

How To Properly Deploy The Privacy Tail (+ RULES!)

?“This is my fabulous Rosemary and her even more fabulous belleh in her favorite relaxation position. Please note the exemplary deployment of the Privacy Tail. She is a lady, after all. Hope you find her Cute-Overload-worthy. Just look at that belleh – she’s so juicy!” -Cheryl S.

RULES NOTED:

#02: Looking helpless is cute.

#13:Juicy” eyes & noses are cute.

#22: Curled-up or tucked paw is cute.

#39: Nuzzable mini-chests are cute.

#41: Exposing a vulnerable area is cute.

Hey…Come Here Often?

[This is my beach but I’ll be glad to show you around. What’s your sign name? You been here before? Why are all these people taking our picture? Little privacy here, guys?]

♬ “Gonna Go Crazy ‘Bout A Sharp Dressed Dog..”♫

Fancy dressed bulldogMaya The Bulldogersons is a resident of NYC- you can see (many) more photos of her on her own Instagram page!

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Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

Fancy dressed bulldog

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(Do you…Yahoo?)

Newborn Bebeh Blorp

They’re so wrinkled and squashed together, sorta like a bigger Shar-Pei, right? And let’s NOT forget about those Prosh Eye Capsules (Eye capsules are cute.) Anyway, this little dude was born this week at the San Diego Zoo, and he’s ALL THAT.


Spotted on The Boingster.

Got Fish?

[Oh, Rachel! You DO! Mind if I just, ooomph, er, OOOMPH! Get up here and…ahhh. Whew, I could stand to lose a few. OK. All set. Fork it over.]


(T.O.)

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