You Say To-may-duck, I Say To-mah-duck

However you say it, it’s the most important ingredient in tomaduck soup!

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Via Reddit.

This Week, on The Guiding Leash

Jessica Van Pooter, who survived a plunge through a plate glass window into a flaming mine shaft onto a cache of explosives and is basically just a brain in a jar clinging to life at this point, confronts her husband Reginald about his overdue library fees…

Furious that he did not inherit his father’s priceless collection of first edition Bazooka Joe comics, the scheming Kirk Banderspackle plots his revenge…

And meanwhile, Taffeta Pennyfeather shocks her twin sister Crinoline by revealing her secret affair with Brock Kittayne.

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Winging in the Rain

Maynard had seen his favorite movie musical so many times that he broke out into a song-and-dance number whenever the sprinkler came on.

This One Is For The Birds

“I MUST tell you how much your laugh-out-loud, got-me-squeeing-all-the-time, witty, quippy Qte brightens my day every time I go online. It’s been the home page on my browser for years. I submit for your con-see-der-a-shon…a song sparrow I saw on campus one day last fall, looking like it was waiting for the bus. When I saw it, I thought “Rule of Cuteness #6.” I’m studying songbirds for my Ph.D. and have started posting their close-up adorableness on my Twitter page.” -Megan S.

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Something to Crow About

In this BBC nature program, a clever crow named 007 shows off some mad skills, acing a complex eight-part test of problem-solving ability.

What is This Place?

Dazed and confused Pony’s eyes say it all, “How did I get here and who are you and why am I hearing birdies? Feeling really uncomfortable right now, Dog.”

Mini Pony and Great Dane on bed via WhoAreYouTube, thanks to Susan M.

Whoo Loves You?

Little old lady owl finds it rather eye-opening when this nice young man gets to nose her.

Why, Sonny, I haven’t felt like this since 1927!

“More Owls for the Cute. Together with a a “cute guy” alert. Enjoy!” -Barb and Paul. Via YouHOOTube.

This Guy Is Full O’ Baloney!

This Snowy Egret has decided to make himself available for dinnertime every night around 5:30-6:00pm. Bologna is on Ed’s menu every night, and he doesn’t seem to mind that at all!

From VVV.

Who Knows

Who knows when,

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Who knows where,

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Who knows why.

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Who knows what. Who knows everything!

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“I got some great shots of the owls that have been living on our school playground in Golden, CO where I am a teacher’s assistant. I can’t believe they have decided to take up residence in our trees considering the children are quite loud when they are outside for recess! They (the owls- and some of the kids) are super adorable. The babies are Hooter, Scooter, and Pooter! The mom is just… mom.” -Amanda M. B.

How Cold Is It? Part II

It’s so cold, the artists formerly known as Snowy Owls have confirmed they now want to be known as I Wanna Go To Miami Owls.

An invasion of Snowy Owls, the magically beautiful bird of the Arctic (and Harry Potter), has been reported this winter across the Midwest, Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states. One has made it all the way to Little Talbot Island, near Jax, Florida! That is a real Snow Bird invasion.

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One of over 40 Snowy Owls sighted in Pennsylvania. By Dave Inman’s Photo Stream.

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