“Your Mission, should you choose to accept it: climb onto that hanging thing there, and gobble as much seed as you can. Of course, if you fail, your hoomin will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Even though they’re the one who sent the video clip.”
“I got myself a budgie at the start of the summer. Her name is George, or Princess George when people get confused about her gender. This is the cutest video I’ve made of her thus far. I thought I’d send it in for your consideration.” -Shelby W.