Posts tagged as: Birds

Da, Da, DA!

Some folks can be so dramatic. Every little thing sets them off.

Take this owl for instance. She just found out that the cafeteria is out of pudding.


Or this kitty. One minute, everything seems just fine. Nomming some grass while humming a little kitty song, until someone off camera shushes him.

And then there is this tiny rhino. Apparently, for her, the only reaction is OVER reaction.





Pudding owl via Reddit by GNoodle, nomming/humming kitty video spotted on Presurfer and Overreactor, the baby rhino via Buzzfeed and her photographers, Thomas Peter, David Gannon and Gero Breloer

Bird Attempts to Revive Dance Craze

You put your right leg in.

You put your right leg out.

You put your right leg in and you shake it all about.

You do the Huffin Puffin and you turn yourself around.

That’s what its all about!


Via Reddit

Why Am I Always the Butt of Jokes?

Every time I sit upon this branch, I endure one crack after another. I feel like a bum who’s hit rock bottom, but I turn the other cheek and put it behind me.


It’s a puffy junco from jocelynsart! (No, that’s not a euphemism.)

Do The Watusi

Like this leetle goosie!


Looking a lot like the Elaine dance, there, Luna.

What Wine Goes with Fowl?

If they’re geesling, serve ‘em Riesling
For swan, try Sauvignon
Macaw and parrot love a Claret
They’ll drink from dusk to dawn

But if it’s duck, you’re out if luck
They’ll have none of that swill
When they complain, just pour Champagne
And put it on my bill


Via Reddit.

The Rine in Spine Sties Minely in the Pline

No, Eliza! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!


Just you wait, Luna

How Do You Relax a Swan?

Rubberneck, of course.


Via Reddit

I Want My Money, Hairball!

Parrot: You owe me 20 bucks! Remember? You HAD to have catnip?
Cat: Yeah, I was a little short this month.
Parrot: What? I bailed you out!
Cat: Get lost kid, you bother me.

Spasibo, Meanwhile In Russia!

Stress Reducktion

Directions:

1. Gently cherish one scoop o’ golden duckling.

2. Repeat step 1 as necessary.


Cutest stress ball ever, A Clashing Colour.

Friday Haiku: Formal Friday

Baby penguins soon

Grow up to be all dressed up

With snow place to go


Little happy feet from Buzzfeed.