Introducing the latest photo trend to hit Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram: “I’ve got ducks”-face.
Some Kinda Penguin Island Beach Ritual
November 4, 2013 by
I dunno, there we were, a few of us giant seals mindin’ our own business, when thousands of penguins showed up and …
had the biggest pillow fight you ever saw!
All I need now is mah PJs and a blanket.
“This giant seal appears to be wearing a white feather coat after rolling around where thousands of penguins had been moulting. Photographer John Eastcott, from the Catskills, New York, USA, captured the moment with his wife Yva in Right Whale Bay on South Georgia Island, near the Falkland Islands.” -Via Daily Mail
Cute ‘Tocks
October 28, 2013 by
Cute ‘tocks, CO cute ‘tocks. What kind of ‘tocks are CO cute ‘tocks?
Big ‘tocks,
Little ‘tocks,
‘Tocks who climb on rocks!
Goat ‘tocks,
Matchingks ‘tocks,
Even ‘tocks like chicken ‘tocks.
Oh cute ‘tocks,
CO cute ‘tocks,
The ‘tocks peeps love to bite?! (pops in mouf)
Credits in the hovertexts!
Pimpelmeesjes. Ja!
October 22, 2013 by
These cute Dutch baby birds know how to tweet tweet tweet their own name, over & over & over & over. Mom’s all, “Go ahead, one more time. I dare you.”
“Pimpelmeesjes in mijn nestkastje. (Chickadees in my nest) In Dutch they are called pimpelmeesjes.” -Hans van der Weerden
Pretty in Pink Pelican
October 14, 2013 by
Psst, ever petted a perfectly poised, picture perfect, pleased as punch, prosh pelican?
“Do you like my haircut? I’m a little shy (little feet crossed).” -Anne G.
The Aliens Have Landed!
October 13, 2013 by
I just saw them, it was horrible! They came out of the water with these blade-like antennae on their backs, flappy orange arms, and they just kept staring at me with their one eye and making this creepy gurgling noise!
Credit: Tom Koerner / USFWS
Classic Meg Rewind: January 16, 2007
October 4, 2013 by
(bird) ‘Tocks Up!
When things got you down
and you got a perma-frown it’s
‘Tocks Up!
(bird) ‘Tocks Up!
When everything sucks
and your pockets have no bucks it’s
‘Tocks Up!
‘Tocks Up!
When you sleep through the alarm
and Grandpa bought the farm it’s
‘Tocks Up!
(in this case bird) ‘Tocks Up!
Sing it with me, People! (and William B.T.!)
I’m Getting Too Old for this Cliché
October 2, 2013 by
When a sassy streetwise crow teams up with a gruff by-the-book cat, the fur, feathers — and bullets — fly fast and furious! Damien Bleargh and Rick Nickerson are… Cray-Cray and McSteele, coming this fall to Fox!
Hi-Who, Hi-Who, Off to Work I Gooo
September 30, 2013 by
Ah, Monday morning! Sun is shining, the smell of owl breath in the air.
The owl work week begins with owl keeses goodbye.
The working owl making it’s way to the owl office.
Waiting for the owl bus.
Checking the owl inbox.
Listening to owl presentation on owl business.
Working for a tough owl boss.
Owl work quitting time! Heading for owl home.
Stopping at Owl Mart to pick up owl stuff.
Hi Owl Honey, I’m home.
Keep up the good work My Modern Met
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September 29, 2013 by
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