Posts tagged as: Birds

Pick a Little, Talk a Little

… and that’s when Marcie, she’s Marge and Stanley’s eldest, just stands up in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner and declares that she and her boyfriend are going backpacking across Europe, and Stanley’s face went just beet red…

Oh, but listen to me, nattering on, not letting you get a word in edgewise…


They looked real to us at first too, Sue V.

Lazin’ on the Lake

“(Wow, the swan boats in this park are so realistic…)”


“(… and really well-upholstered, too — like a down pillow!)”


“(… in fact, I just might take a little nap here… honk-shuuuuuu…)”


Andrea M. writes: “We’ve got a cygnet at the Los Angeles Zoo again. That’s his/her Dad back he/she nestled on. PS: Keep up the great work. I keep a pail and scoop for the brains right next to my computer. It makes clean up a no brainer.”

Well, it would pretty much have to be, wouldn’t it?

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Wow, does my neck itch!… Ahh, that’s better… Wait, now it’s over here!… Whew, well that’s a relie–Hey, now it’s there again! I must have fast-moving fleas!

Give it up for Hope and her duckling Ebeneezer!

Driving Mama Loony

I hear voices. Even now I hear them. The little voices, all the time, telling me what to do.
I wish they’d get off my back.


Honk if you love geeses.


You’re giving us goosebumps, Helen R.

The Most Patient Cat in the World, Part III: The Dive-Bomination

Oh sure, the cat looks all like “yeah, what-evah” while the camera’s rolling, but you just know that seconds later she issued a sharply-worded memorandum of rebuke.

I Yawn at Your Silly Annotay-shons!

And your pop-up advertiseeng — eet bores me as well. Away wees eet!

Feeding Time

Now, let’s see… You get some duck food, and you get some duck food, and you get some duck food (wow, I feel just like Oprah here!)…

Well, that was fun. I wonder what’s for lunch?

Posted to our Twitter feed by Elise S.

Willy Nilly Boogie Owls

These jive owls ain’t hep to de riddim, dig? But they’re giving it owl they got.

Groovin’ to the blinking, Heather V.! Orphaned Screech Owls being weighed in WildCare’s Wildlife Hospital. They will stay in care until they’re old enough to be released back into the wild.

What’s the Scoop, Cup o’ Soup?

Not funny, honey! Don’t get wise, french fries. Get me out, Girl Scout.


Lucky ducky, Chantel L.

Revenge of the Son of the Bride of the Most Patient Cat of All Time, Part II: Attack of the Cooinator

(Ya know, if I hadn’t had my killer instincts bred out of me by centuries of domestication, I’d bite this thing’s head off. Anyway, I’m too tired from my afternoon nap, so I’ll let it slide.)

UPDATE: New link to video found (thanks, Julia!)