Like this leetle goosie!
Looking a lot like the Elaine dance, there, Luna.
Posts tagged as: Birds
What Wine Goes with Fowl?
October 18, 2012 By
If they’re geesling, serve ‘em Riesling
For swan, try Sauvignon
Macaw and parrot love a Claret
They’ll drink from dusk to dawn
But if it’s duck, you’re out if luck
They’ll have none of that swill
When they complain, just pour Champagne
And put it on my bill
Via Reddit.
The Rine in Spine Sties Minely in the Pline
October 18, 2012 By
No, Eliza! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Just you wait, Luna
I Want My Money, Hairball!
October 9, 2012 By
Parrot: You owe me 20 bucks! Remember? You HAD to have catnip?
Cat: Yeah, I was a little short this month.
Parrot: What? I bailed you out!
Cat: Get lost kid, you bother me.
Spasibo, Meanwhile In Russia!
Stress Reducktion
September 28, 2012 By
Directions:
1. Gently cherish one scoop o’ golden duckling.
2. Repeat step 1 as necessary.
Cutest stress ball ever, A Clashing Colour.
Friday Haiku: Formal Friday
September 28, 2012 By
Baby penguins soon
Grow up to be all dressed up
With snow place to go
Little happy feet from Buzzfeed.
Hey, It’s a Dirty Business…
September 19, 2012 By
Yeah, I know it don’t look glamorous or nuttin’, but it’s like my ol’ man always says ta me: Ya wanna dig up the good stuff, ya gotta be willin’ ta get some mud on yer beak, y’know what I’m sayin’?
Fuhgeddaboutit, Darrell Birkett.
Reddi-Made Dessert
September 19, 2012 By
Cream Puff?
Choux Swans with Créme Chantilly?
Fluffy maa-aa-shmaa-aa-llow cream?
Or, whipped cream straight out of the can? Well, it’s quicker!
Let’s combine all of the above and call it Pufftillymallow Whip. Doesn’t that sound delicious, Reddit user JGState1, Buzzfeed, Jean Winters Olkonen, Everyone Deserves Dessert?
THIS JUST IN: Rented Legs
September 17, 2012 By
The Bronx Zoo recently unveiled a baby flamingo chick, and their lucky video camera was there to capture its awkward first attempts to stand. Wh-whoa!
FaveFrame™!
More details at The Gothamist.
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