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Posts tagged as: Birds
If they’re geesling, serve ‘em Riesling
For swan, try Sauvignon
Macaw and parrot love a Claret
They’ll drink from dusk to dawn
But if it’s duck, you’re out if luck
They’ll have none of that swill
When they complain, just pour Champagne
And put it on my bill
No, Eliza! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Just you wait, Luna
Parrot: You owe me 20 bucks! Remember? You HAD to have catnip?
Cat: Yeah, I was a little short this month.
Parrot: What? I bailed you out!
Cat: Get lost kid, you bother me.
Spasibo, Meanwhile In Russia!
1. Gently cherish one scoop o’ golden duckling.
2. Repeat step 1 as necessary.
Cutest stress ball ever, A Clashing Colour.
Baby penguins soon
Grow up to be all dressed up
With snow place to go
Little happy feet from Buzzfeed.
Yeah, I know it don’t look glamorous or nuttin’, but it’s like my ol’ man always says ta me: Ya wanna dig up the good stuff, ya gotta be willin’ ta get some mud on yer beak, y’know what I’m sayin’?
Fuhgeddaboutit, Darrell Birkett.
Choux Swans with Créme Chantilly?
Fluffy maa-aa-shmaa-aa-llow cream?
Or, whipped cream straight out of the can? Well, it’s quicker!