Why did the chickens cross the road?

To get out of the rain, obvy. Love the little Peep in the front—looks like she has 16 chicks under thar.

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Photographed by Cheryl E. :D

OK, THIS is a first.

Um.

TWO LOVE BIRDS snuggling?  That’s right, you just saw "bird" and "snuggle" in the same sentence.

Not to mention eye capules!

This is not even REAL.

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OMG, I still can’t believe it. They look so human-like, Daniel L. :D

Halt! CHICKEN POLICE!

Chicken Cop 1: Bok, what seems to be the er, bok, problem?

Bunny criminal 2: He hit me first—

Chicken Cop 2: bok SILENCE!

Bunny criminal 1: I was minding my own business when I was jumped!

Chicken Cop 1: I’ve, bok, had enough—we’re takin’ both of yous downtown.

F1v3r strikes AGAIN!

Sunday morning Fro

Mornin’ Bitches!

My coffee ready yet? [blinks eye capsules]

Git me a cuppa joe pronto

"Right away, Sir!"- Amanda B.

THIS JUST IN: A baby duck with four feets

Yes, it’s true. It’s a duck and a half:

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Cristal G.—Thank God you alerted us in time.

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It’s amazing what Airport shuttles go for these days.

It made five stops on our way to Oakland too, dammit.

Taxeh!... TAXEH!

Elizabeth L….Bokee! [Bird bok]

Is it possible to snorgle—A BIRD!?

Look, People, I’ve never snorgled a bird. It’s not that I don’t think they’re snorglable, I just haven’t had the opportunity to SNORT THEIR FEATHERS like this guy. I can imagine it’s a fresh, bird-seedy smell, and is prolly pretty soft.

But heck—you’re the experts—what do you think? Let’s take a look:

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SNOOOOOOOOORG.

Meeshon Accompleeshed.

Rick and Ming C., luuuuve the orange heart on your bird’s cheek.

Spleeeshe Splashe I was takingk a bath

Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright

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Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feets on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door, and then
Splish, splash! I jumped back in the bath
Well how was I to know there was a party going on

-Sender inner Christin U. says "Dollar" duck now swims in the "big pond". Way to graduate, my bruthuh!

The insanity continues

OK, People, you never cease to amaze. Stherious.

This just in: (literally)

Sender-inner Brian with chick "Sophia Suzie Cuatro" sleeping in his earring. Yes, we have reached new levels OF INSANITY!

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Ah, Ms. Cuatro. Welcome to the asylum.

I’ll have the pea soup with duck

Wait! Wait! No! change my order!

CHANGE MY ORDER! CHANCE MY ORDER! I WAS KIDDINGK!

Leafs

Frank S. took this shot at the Berlin Zoo. A ducklette swimmin’ in a sea of tiny leafs. Ahnn.