Taking a hit off a duckling

Get a load of this one, Peeps. The crazy folks over at SFGate, muh hometown paper, have tewtelly caught C.O. fever!

The caption they wrote accompanying this photo from their "Day in Pictures" column is redonk! [snicker]

Head_snorting

What? No mention of eye capsules!?
Heeeeeee! Love it, Daisy H.!

Ducklette Day Care [head tilt]

On his way home from work, sender-inner Trevor R. noticed "a squirming sea of yellow and brown on the banks of a small lake." Upon closer inspecshe, it seemed these two geese were looking after 37 goslings. Other geese around the lake seemed to be relaxing and sleeping. Obviously, this must be Gosling Daycare:

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I wonder what the geese charge per gosling per day of care—prolly like three worms? That’s prolly the going rate.

Tocks

This guy is all trying to run but his new ‘tocks are getting in the way.

Coxcu

Saturday Barbequ—wait a minute

Get out the marinated flank steaks, it’s time fer—WOT THE

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Impresive nest buildingks, tho.

Oops

Real estate is at an all time premium ’round yer parts, Huh Kat J.?

Tie-tie.G.I.F.

Hey!

Señor Eye Capsules!

You still got one day of work left!

Rise and shine! [foot twitches]

Tired_capsules

Day-old chicks. Wot slackers, Alina K. [Shaking head in disgust]

This bird continues to blow my mind

WHAT THE—

Wait—I’m confused… it’s like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, all in the twilight zone! SOMEONE PAGE STEPHEN HAWKING!

Widgetonco

Tina H. — you are messing with the time/space continum. [shaking head]

You do the math

[looking over professor glasses]

Yes, yes, this is correct.

Regular kitteh plus Happy Feet penguin equals kitteh ear tufts. Every time.

Tuftymctuftersons

You get an "A", Ellen L. Summer is high-tuftage season.

I always wondered where she got the inspiration for that eye makeup

AmyThey tried to make me go to rehab
I said
no, no,no

Yes I been black
but when I come backyou won’t
know, know, know

Amy_winehouse

So THAT’s where she got the inspiration…
makes sense, Dizzy Girl ;)

Oh, and get thee to iTunes store pronto for Amy’s CD, People. Serious.

Go outside! It’s Duck Day!!

OK!  Buddy check!  Does anyone NOT have BOTH field-trip buddies?  Everyone check now, left and right, human and avian… nobody missing?  Are we ready?

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All righty here we go!

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"How much farther?"  "I’m hungry!"  "Dewey’s PUSHING."  "He STARTED it!"
"I need a restroom!"  "You’re a DUCK, stoopid."  "Are we there yet?"

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Duck_day_mama_circleThey grow up so fast… [snif]


Thanks to RedZilla‘s sister for the excellent photos!  Check it out, peeps; this had to be the coolest recess EVAR.  (I love how the little duxen sorta make one big Duck.  Squint, you’ll see it.)

Walk dee planck!

Walk… dee… planck….[say in pirate voice]

Will you please check out the prosh footing of these lil’ Dewds? Born in a large planter inside a sunken reflecting pool in front of in downtown Toronto no less.

Up_dee_plannnck

C.O.X.C.U.:

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Downtownducklings20a

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Nice Financial District, with a nice green project space, Scott F.!

Let’s see… it says here…

[scanning text]Yep. Says here to place varmint on micro-wave safe dish. Step two, sprinkle with garlic salt. I’m positive that’s what it says.

Spahseebah

Good thing you have a sous-chef, Kelly L…

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