Serious Protecksh

How safe are these lil’ guys, growin’ up in styrofoam and leaves and stuff. They could even re-position the pads if they wanted to to make a new living room.

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Henry H. provided the sweet, cheep! apartments for these dewds.

Let’s check in on Moses and Cheeps

Last time we saw Moses and Cheeps, they were trying to find each other in the yard.

Is this photo 110% Pixar or what?

Moses: [unbelievably anerable tongue showing] Where could he be…
Cheeps: HERE I AM! [nips Moses' 'tocks]

Look behind you, Moses...

Moses: w00t! Glad I finally found you. Our tree-climbing lesson can begin…
Cheeps: Follow moi!

Oh, for crying out loud, this is redonk

C.O.X.C.U.:

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Whomevah in teh Comments suggested a t.v. show called ‘Hamster and Finch" was spot on! Hee! Let’s do it, Hannah W.!

And now, a pit bull snarfling baby chicks

You know? Why the heck not. Can’t a pit bull lick some chicks if he/she wants to?

I know it’s bad for the pit bull image, but…

Tastes like chick-kons, Amy C….

// UPDATE — and thanks for filming this, TexasGirly1979! //

Rendezvous?

Moses: Where’s Cheeps? Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeps! [calls out into the grass]

Snorg

Moses: "Cheeeeeeeps! Oh, Cheeeepers!"
Cheeps: "OOF!—get off moi! zees eenstant!"

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Moses: I really don’t get it. I"m on time and everything. [Looks around] I better place an ad on Craig’s list Missed Connections…

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Hannah W.—Awwesthum.

Totally Knobbular!

Knobbular and fluffy ‘tocks. Nice combo, John M., your persistance has paid off!

Rule 23 anyone!?

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FLUFFIEST OF ‘TOCKS ALERT!

That Bebeh Sandhill Crane looks like a model.

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Mo’ ‘tocks, Mo’ problems

WHAT is going ON!?

Could there be MORE duck ‘tocks on this site today? [Say in Chandler voice]

Mo_tocks

The answer is none! None more ‘tocks!

Thanks (I think) to verushka26, lover of waterfowl, and who took this in Vancouver, B.C.

I haven’t even had breakfast yet

Oh come on.

It’s too early for Duck ‘Tocks.

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Annie and Kevin A., PUT THE ‘TOCKS DOWN AND BACK AWAY FROM THE POND

Sexy Chicken has a new date

Digby is hangin’ with "Sexy Chicken". According to the sender-inners, Digby is really great at the Soft Kronsche™ so that’s obvy why Sexy Chicken is hanging out with him. Or maybe it’s the intense beadiness of eyes.

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Emma and James—thanks for the romantic, romantic times.

Most sent-around pic evar

Oh sorry.

Did your aunt send you this already?

Thought so.

OK, this is the most sent-around-ha-ha-look-at-the-duck photo evar, but did you SEE little Ducksters McTockersons there?

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Ducktocks
w00t!

way to go, Elisabeth F. Send this photo to 20 of your friends before three days pass, and you’ll receive good luck.

Here is the real story behind the duck photo, thanks to Donncha O.

IM in UR POND feedin’ UR FISH

feedin’ the fish, junior duckle!

What a go-getter.

Sara P., I quack een your general deerection.