Abandonned bebe ducks swimmin’ in a teacup

People, The Daily Mail is reporting that an alert canoeist (is there any other kind? – Ed.) found a pair of tiny abandoned ducklings battling against waves afterbeing washed out to sea.

Now, those ducklings are being nursed back to health—IN A TEACUP OMG!

To Sender Inner David K., and photographer Richard Austin: I BOW BEFORE YE!

Nyyerrrrrrow! [racecar driving by sound]

Nyyerrrrrrow! [racecar driving by sound]

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [race car taking corner too fast]

Bok! bok! bik! booook! bik! [all the bebes fall off]

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Cheryl F., That is like the bird-minivan equivalent.

Five of these kids are not like the other

BUT WHEESHE ONES!?

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Will someone please hey-splain to me how this craziness happened?

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And now, I shall wheesperes the quiestest of boks in your ear…

bok-ee

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Dora N. found these photos here, but no credit was there—who took these!?

// UPDATE — article link here, at the Times Online UK //

All Abooooooard!

…The swan train!

woooot wooooooooooooot

First stop; Soggy McBreadsville:

All_abooooooooooard

Theresa, exxxxxcellent find! [Rubbing hands together]

You can pick your friends…

…you can pick your nose,

but you can’t pick your friend’s nose
 
or…can you? [shifty eyes]

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Appears like it may be possible after all, Krissi D.

Dee-lee-shous strawberries

AttackScarf scarf scarf

Nawm nawm nawm

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C.O.X.C.U. brought to you by WBB ;)

OK, who’s doing PR for the Bald Eagles these days?

Because, OBVY, the day the Bald Eagle got taken off the Endangered Species list should have been on JULY 4!

HELLO!

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Regahdless, Mr. Bald Eagle, Sir, we offer you (and your impressive nostrils) a plate of varmints as thanks.

Photo by the incredible Greg Downing.

Silkeh Chick-kon named “Gordon”

Faaaabuluus!!!

Whomevah came up with the idea of a soft fur-like chick-kons is a genius. THIS is "Gordon" the silkeh rooster (he prolly knows how to accessorize, make a foofy cocktail and debate fabric samples too)

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He ALSO has silkiest of ‘tocks.

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Love you AND your farms, Shari E.!

Taking a hit off a duckling

Get a load of this one, Peeps. The crazy folks over at SFGate, muh hometown paper, have tewtelly caught C.O. fever!

The caption they wrote accompanying this photo from their "Day in Pictures" column is redonk! [snicker]

Head_snorting

What? No mention of eye capsules!?
Heeeeeee! Love it, Daisy H.!

Ducklette Day Care [head tilt]

On his way home from work, sender-inner Trevor R. noticed "a squirming sea of yellow and brown on the banks of a small lake." Upon closer inspecshe, it seemed these two geese were looking after 37 goslings. Other geese around the lake seemed to be relaxing and sleeping. Obviously, this must be Gosling Daycare:

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I wonder what the geese charge per gosling per day of care—prolly like three worms? That’s prolly the going rate.

Tocks

This guy is all trying to run but his new ‘tocks are getting in the way.

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