Walk dee planck!

Walk… dee… planck….[say in pirate voice]

Will you please check out the prosh footing of these lil’ Dewds? Born in a large planter inside a sunken reflecting pool in front of in downtown Toronto no less.






Nice Financial District, with a nice green project space, Scott F.!

Let’s see… it says here…

[scanning text]Yep. Says here to place varmint on micro-wave safe dish. Step two, sprinkle with garlic salt. I’m positive that’s what it says.


Good thing you have a sous-chef, Kelly L…

Our new chick-kons

Bosley, your wish is our commandHey Peeps,
Please meet the newest additions to our family farm, 2-day old behbeh cheecks: Sally, Millie and Rose (from left)

Sell it girls, SELL IT! [rotating camera around subjects in annoying way]

They have to live under a steakhouse-style heat lamp fer like, 2 months before they go to their sweet outdoor crib. So far, they’ve tried to; 1. sleep in their water dish, 2. read the newspaper under their feet, 3. peck each others eyes, 4. step on each other’s necks while napping and 5. LOOK ANERABLE.

Check out their Charleh’s Angels pose below:

Cheryl Ladd is tewtelly gonna replace me after season 1

Nice photo, Paddles!

[Lunch bell ringing sound]


Outside voice

Kids: ehn! ehn! ehn! ehn!

ehn! ehn! ehn! ehn!

Kids: mmmmm, delicious lunchables….

I want a cracker stacker!!!

Kid with prosh eye capsules: [nuzzling mustard off chest]

plink plink! [eye capsule sound]

Mom: Awright Kids, we’re off to the pond. Vamos! [swishes giant 'tocks]

AUDI 5000

Nice pix, Eric H.! ;)

For mewing out lou’ [Follow Up]

As if THIS SITUATION could get any more ridiculous, a video has surfaced (From The Fabulous Ian F.) of the ‘Chicken hatches kittens‘ thing. Good Lo’, People. Please get a load of the mewing/teeny cluck action.

BEST PART is the Cat Mom at the end. She’s all "What’s on Oprah?" [can't be bothered]

Birdeh please!

Check out this McPuppersons. That parrot is all; "I shall eeeeat you", and the pup is all; "Birdeh pleeeeease."

That boid better step the heck off [neck all in a twist]

Aw ahn!

XOXOX, Ann F.!

Par-donn while I schnuzzle your muzzle

This poor bebe duckles, thinks this puppeh is his Mom. The puppeh is all stoked to have a pal, but still a bebeh his own self! Please check out how this duckles schnuzzles some pup muzzle.

Eileen K., I’m not gonna even ax you what your search terms were to find this vid.

Chicken hatches kittens?

According to sender-inner Stuart F., "This chicken likes to lay eggs on this litter of kittens. Momma cat likes having a babysitter, and the kittens don’t seem to mind having eggs laid on them."

Um, EXSQUUUEZE ME? How ridiculous is that? Please check out the kitten heads trying to sleep, and you know that chicken never had a softer nest…


Way to pick a kitten lair, Mom cat! LOL

// UPDATE — OMG peeps, there’s video too!  Thanks, Ian F. //

Bok! cuteoverload Bok! [say in bird voice]

[Bird 'mimic' voice] Bak! snorgle some ‘tocks, snorgle some ‘tocks Baaaaak!


Lexi F., nice work… ;)

Serious Protecksh

How safe are these lil’ guys, growin’ up in styrofoam and leaves and stuff. They could even re-position the pads if they wanted to to make a new living room.


Henry H. provided the sweet, cheep! apartments for these dewds.