Sunday morning Fro

Mornin’ Bitches!

My coffee ready yet? [blinks eye capsules]

Git me a cuppa joe pronto

"Right away, Sir!"- Amanda B.

THIS JUST IN: A baby duck with four feets

Yes, it’s true. It’s a duck and a half:


Cristal G.—Thank God you alerted us in time.


It’s amazing what Airport shuttles go for these days.

It made five stops on our way to Oakland too, dammit.

Taxeh!... TAXEH!

Elizabeth L….Bokee! [Bird bok]

Is it possible to snorgle—A BIRD!?

Look, People, I’ve never snorgled a bird. It’s not that I don’t think they’re snorglable, I just haven’t had the opportunity to SNORT THEIR FEATHERS like this guy. I can imagine it’s a fresh, bird-seedy smell, and is prolly pretty soft.

But heck—you’re the experts—what do you think? Let’s take a look:



Meeshon Accompleeshed.

Rick and Ming C., luuuuve the orange heart on your bird’s cheek.

Spleeeshe Splashe I was takingk a bath

Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright


Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feets on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door, and then
Splish, splash! I jumped back in the bath
Well how was I to know there was a party going on

-Sender inner Christin U. says "Dollar" duck now swims in the "big pond". Way to graduate, my bruthuh!

The insanity continues

OK, People, you never cease to amaze. Stherious.

This just in: (literally)

Sender-inner Brian with chick "Sophia Suzie Cuatro" sleeping in his earring. Yes, we have reached new levels OF INSANITY!


Ah, Ms. Cuatro. Welcome to the asylum.

I’ll have the pea soup with duck

Wait! Wait! No! change my order!



Frank S. took this shot at the Berlin Zoo. A ducklette swimmin’ in a sea of tiny leafs. Ahnn.

I think I hear a parrot purring

Eagle-eyed sender-inner Yolanda spotted this parrot snuggling action and had to send it in. It’s from the photographer Roy Berger. Roy calls his studio "ParrotHouse" Hmmmm. Roy. Hmmmm.

Kinda reminds me of ‘tiniest Mohawker’ Oliver. Only less sherbet-y.


Yolanda, way to pick ‘em, and Roy, way to shoot ‘em!

Floating Fluffbombs

They might as-plode WITH FEATHERS!


Speaking of asploding, you gotta check out sender-inner Tracy M.’s photostream of "Monty," her boid, taking a bath on the kitchen counter. Awesome scchtuff [say in Dana Carvey doing Johnny Carson voice]

Sleeping McQuackersons

First a shoe, then a shoulder, then a lap. "Martin" the duck (who turned out to be FEMALE, d’oh!) sleeping everywhere she can catch a break…  It goes without saying that Martin (Martina?!) is 110% prosh.




Wait for it….

there are EYE CAPSULES involved!!!



And now, all growed up—Ahn. Nice graceful neck curve, Martina.


As far as submishes go, this one is tops. Stherious, Katie J. Now, go back to class.