Mo’ ‘tocks, Mo’ problems

WHAT is going ON!?

Could there be MORE duck ‘tocks on this site today? [Say in Chandler voice]

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The answer is none! None more ‘tocks!

Thanks (I think) to verushka26, lover of waterfowl, and who took this in Vancouver, B.C.

I haven’t even had breakfast yet

Oh come on.

It’s too early for Duck ‘Tocks.

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Annie and Kevin A., PUT THE ‘TOCKS DOWN AND BACK AWAY FROM THE POND

Sexy Chicken has a new date

Digby is hangin’ with "Sexy Chicken". According to the sender-inners, Digby is really great at the Soft Kronsche™ so that’s obvy why Sexy Chicken is hanging out with him. Or maybe it’s the intense beadiness of eyes.

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Emma and James—thanks for the romantic, romantic times.

Most sent-around pic evar

Oh sorry.

Did your aunt send you this already?

Thought so.

OK, this is the most sent-around-ha-ha-look-at-the-duck photo evar, but did you SEE little Ducksters McTockersons there?

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w00t!

way to go, Elisabeth F. Send this photo to 20 of your friends before three days pass, and you’ll receive good luck.

Here is the real story behind the duck photo, thanks to Donncha O.

IM in UR POND feedin’ UR FISH

feedin’ the fish, junior duckle!

What a go-getter.

Sara P., I quack een your general deerection.

OK, OK, the weirdness continues today…

OK, People, weirdness is OFF THE SCALES today. Behold a gaggle of color-coded Peeps riding multi-colored horses.

Even stranger is the text accompanying the submission: “These little guys deserve fun too.”

Um. OK. [shifty eyes in disbelief]

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Katy M., unique. Very unique.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

To get out of the rain, obvy. Love the little Peep in the front—looks like she has 16 chicks under thar.

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Photographed by Cheryl E. :D

OK, THIS is a first.

Um.

TWO LOVE BIRDS snuggling?  That’s right, you just saw "bird" and "snuggle" in the same sentence.

Not to mention eye capules!

This is not even REAL.

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OMG, I still can’t believe it. They look so human-like, Daniel L. :D

Halt! CHICKEN POLICE!

Chicken Cop 1: Bok, what seems to be the er, bok, problem?

Bunny criminal 2: He hit me first—

Chicken Cop 2: bok SILENCE!

Bunny criminal 1: I was minding my own business when I was jumped!

Chicken Cop 1: I’ve, bok, had enough—we’re takin’ both of yous downtown.

F1v3r strikes AGAIN!

Sunday morning Fro

Mornin’ Bitches!

My coffee ready yet? [blinks eye capsules]

Git me a cuppa joe pronto

"Right away, Sir!"- Amanda B.