Friday Staff Meeting

… and our final action item for today, in regards to re-purposing the deliverables for the Q1 global co-localization initiative going forward …

… we’re experiencing push-back over negative asset retention metrics, vis-a-vis our mission-critical relationship management wombat …

… at the end of the day, to synergize a best-of-breed flapdoodle customer-oriented splinky narfle paradigm wumpus noodle fleeple spork …

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This Is Your Day, Arthur Pewtey!

"You’re going to march right into that office and say ‘listen here, Mr. Higgenblatz, I’ve been with this firm for over ten years, and it’s high time I had my own private office, and a reserved parking space, and a five dollar an hour raise, and … um, how about two dollars, then?  And, er, the office doesn’t have to have to be really big or have a window or anything, and I’ve been thinking about taking the bus anyway, so I don’t really need the parking space …’ "

... and if I had to share the office, that would be OK, I guess ...

That’ll show him who’s boss, Becky H.

(sigh) I Remember Back In 1963…

Man, those were the days.  You could get into Fenway Park for fifty cents back then, a Hershey bar was a nickel, and gasoline was only thirty cents a gallon, if you can believe that— and lemmie tellya, when I drove my Impala in for service, the crew gave me the royal treatment.  Now, I gotta pump my own gas, sigh …

I think I'm a quart low.

What’s the world coming to, Brinke G.?

Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse!

Friends, are you looking for an exotic pet for your family, but those sky-high pet store prices have you settling for hamsters?  Then bring the kids down to Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse and select from dozens of one-of-a-kind irregular and discontinued pets, all with a 30-day guarantee!  You’ll find deals like this feller here — now, I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to get his head on sideways.  It don’t bother him none; he gets around just fine, and he’s yours for 70% off the pet store price!  Hurry down now, and I’ll throw in a starter pack of six-legged mice absolutely free!

Hey, you're walking on the walls, and you call ME defective?

This is the coolest idea since pet conversions, Johanna S.

Turkey Dinner for Turkeys

People, if you want an alternative to your turkey Thanksgiving dinner check out,


Check out these adoptable dudes, stuffing themselves!


Nommity nommity nommity


Jeanette P. way to pour on the guilt like gravy. Thanks.

Life-time Supply of Cuteness

As if we didn’t love Google enough already, it recently teamed up with Life Magazine to provide millions of historic photographs online, including plenty of vintage Qte. Here’s a taste:

Chimp and/or kitten: 'Can I keep her, Mom?'

Being adorable just plain tuckers me out.

I am the Master, and he is the Blaster!


Heeeeeey! You hoodlums! You just keep on walkin’! I don’t want you NEAR my tree, you hear me!?

[bangs broomstick on front door] Skeeeeee-daddle!


For reference: "Get Offa my Properteh Part 1" is here. Sender-Inner Matt H. spotted this cranky owl over at ;)

You must concentrate, Danielsan

[wings flutter in wind]

Focus and…BALANCE!  Ehn!

You can almost see the quivering claw action, Sender-Inner Johanna S.! Karate OWL TOYZEEEEEEEE, by sparkyfaisca.

Percival Plans His Escape

"Laugh at my knobbular knees, will they?  Hah!  I’ll just pick up a bunch of these feathers, glue them on, and — VOOM! — I’m outta here!"

Atlantic City, here I come!

I don’t think so, Kate E.

Tick-Tock, ‘Tocktober’s Done…

… we know by the setting of the sun.
But there’s time for one more ‘tock, we see,
As snapped by Terry in D.C.

We thank all sender-inning folks
For giving us the butts of jokes.
But one month’s far too much confinement
So send more ‘tocks; that’s your assignment.

Mooning Lincoln? That's just WRONG, man.


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