Sweet No-tingks [ORLY]

Bebeh, I lof you.

No, Bebeh, I lof you more.

No, I LOF YOU MORE

[crazy ball of feathers ensues]

Whisperingks

Exquisite eye capsule action, Jo-Anne F. who found these Little Owls at Hellio.

THIS JUST IN: Iowa pet rescutes

Man, Iowa is having a TOUGH time. The people, pets, everything. It is rough.

Thankfully, the Humane Society is on the scene, heroically saving pets from precarious situations, providing safety, shelter and reuniting folks with their ani-pals…

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[Dog is all 'Baroo!?!']

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[Kitties are all Pfffffffft!-pffffft!]

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Get an emergency plan together for your pets! Donate here to Humane Society Flood Fund!

That was a CLOSE CALL

WOO! [wiping brow] That was a CLOSE CALL.

It’s a good thing we found the real ending to that Kiwi movie.

I’ll put away the cryin’ Kleenex and antidepressants now, Quincy C.

Oh, and gas up the car before you come back

[Son] OK, Dad.

Happy Father’s Day to the BEST DAD OUT THERE, my very own Pops. XOXOXOXOXOX!

Caturday Xtreme Sleepover

It’s Caturday, Baby…

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…and I’ll sleep with FIFTY CHICKENS IF I WANT!

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OMG, the HORROR, Tami S.!

The plight of the flightless Kiwi… :(

Ahnnn. This one is a tear-jerker, People! The flightless bird saga CONTINUES!

Dixon S.! Buzzkill!

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry

Check out this Washington State Lottery commercial that everyone’s going apecrap over.

I watched it, and I’m all—um… do you think penguins sit around and wonder why they can’t fly? In fact, I bet that chicken is all WTF? That is if a chicken brain could muster up a ‘WTF’ (some of my best friends are chickens so I can say that).

What do YOU think?

Thanks to all Sender-Inner Peeps. All y’all!

DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND

Kids, after this we gotta go to gymnastics, then pick up dinner at Bi-Rite, then finish Steve Jr.’s macaroni project, then glue the vase back together then call Eddie’s Mom about that wrestling accident. After that, I’m making a martini. [Paddle paddle]

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Momma Swan Taxi Service, originally uploaded by Liminal Effects.

I’m tired, Brent C.!

Duckling honk-shus

I guess their long schnozzle makes snoring sounds possible.

Thanks to everyone and their bro for sending this in, espeshe Theo and Kate C.

Meow Chicka Meow Meow

Part 1: Sooooo comfortuhbuhls… [Xtreme Comfort Close-up]

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Part 2: YET SO DANGEROUS OMG, FORBEEDEN LOFS!

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‘Burrrrrrrrrrrrrr’ [bird purring sound] Jocelyn A.!

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