Caturday Xtreme Sleepover

It’s Caturday, Baby…

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…and I’ll sleep with FIFTY CHICKENS IF I WANT!

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OMG, the HORROR, Tami S.!

The plight of the flightless Kiwi… :(

Ahnnn. This one is a tear-jerker, People! The flightless bird saga CONTINUES!

Dixon S.! Buzzkill!

I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry

Check out this Washington State Lottery commercial that everyone’s going apecrap over.

I watched it, and I’m all—um… do you think penguins sit around and wonder why they can’t fly? In fact, I bet that chicken is all WTF? That is if a chicken brain could muster up a ‘WTF’ (some of my best friends are chickens so I can say that).

What do YOU think?

Thanks to all Sender-Inner Peeps. All y’all!

DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND

Kids, after this we gotta go to gymnastics, then pick up dinner at Bi-Rite, then finish Steve Jr.’s macaroni project, then glue the vase back together then call Eddie’s Mom about that wrestling accident. After that, I’m making a martini. [Paddle paddle]

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Momma Swan Taxi Service, originally uploaded by Liminal Effects.

I’m tired, Brent C.!

Duckling honk-shus

I guess their long schnozzle makes snoring sounds possible.

Thanks to everyone and their bro for sending this in, espeshe Theo and Kate C.

Meow Chicka Meow Meow

Part 1: Sooooo comfortuhbuhls… [Xtreme Comfort Close-up]

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Part 2: YET SO DANGEROUS OMG, FORBEEDEN LOFS!

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‘Burrrrrrrrrrrrrr’ [bird purring sound] Jocelyn A.!

Patiennnnnnce! [scream in Axl Rose voice]

Just a little paayyy-shance Yeaaaaah yeaaaah

[Prediction; .02 minutos before this chick becomes a Scooby Snack™]

Patience

Ashley C. forget how this scene happened in the first place, CHECK OUT the little FRO BRO bottom right!!!

Captain Gosling we are a go, Over

You are now free to move about the pond, Over

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ENHANCE!

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Wendy L., pass the peanuts and order me a Bloody Mary, Over.

Shhh! Just let me kees

Ssshhhhhh. [puts paw over beak]

Just… just let me keees

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If lovin’ a squirrel is wrong, I don’t wanna be right, Nancy P.

The ULTIMATE ‘Baroo’

This raptor has a LOT of questions.

Baroo? [shifty eyes]

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Melanie D., that is some SERIOUS baroo action.

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