Choose a Snooze

"This sleeping posishe is too hot!"


X marks the spot, originally uploaded by Boonlong1.

"This sleeping posishe is too cold!"


Best buddies, originally uploaded by Boonlong1.

"Ahhh, this sleeping posishe is just right."


Me and my little brother, originally uploaded by Boonlong1.

Honk to the shu, Sender-Inner Robert W.

You Missed the Offramp!

"You never listen to directions!  Now we’re going to be late, and we’ll miss the good parking spaces, the kids’ll be cranky, and it’s all your fault — and you just let that duck cut us off!"

'You're a goose, dummy -- HONK!'

"MOM!! Timmy’s swimming the wrong way again!"

'I'm outta here. Anybody needs me, I'll be at Chuck E. Cheese.'

Are we there yet, Cherie T.?

Answer: A Drunken Safari

Question: What do you get when you take African animals, delicious fruits, and good ole fermentation?

Whoever did the sound effects for this movie is a GEEEEENNNIUS! [singsong] Jaimie R., hic!

This might also be a good time to remind you of another redonk Safari over in Kenya (thanks Megan D.)

Let’s check in on Mr. Flapper

Let’s see, there’s a fistful of fluff:

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A napping duckeh wearing a diaper;

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And a trip the vet in the duck carrier!?

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OK. Things seem to be going as planned. Tiffany Y. over at Mr. Flapper.com

Make that SIR PENGUIN

Dewds, this penguin is out of control. FIRST he gets inducted (yes, I’m talking about a bird getting inducted) into the Norwegian Kings Guard of Something Something THEN—as if it couldn’t get more redonk—the bird gets KNIGHTED!

Sword on the shoulders knighted. The thing is—this penguin has seriously mad skills. Check him out with his troops. Major inspection action. The movie is here…

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Some stills from the scene…

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I bow down to thee, Sir Nils Olav, Sir! I also bow to you, Emily S. and Drude M.!

Mom Always Liked You Best

Life wasn’t all fun and games for me in the NTMTOM household, no sir.  My younger brother, Tommy NTMTOM, would get all the best grubs brought home by Mommy NTMTOM, while I had to … assist with feeding.

Yeah, but I'll get to pick out her nursing home, heh heh.

Awesome sender-innering, um … (shuffling notes) … hang on … (shuffle, shuffle) … Meg, er … somebody.

Oh where oh where did my little tail go

Oh where, oh where can it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?

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Was it stolen? Removed by a mini bird plastic surgeon? Batted off by a smooshed-face cat!? Whatever happened, we need to get to the bottom [<--Heh] of this!

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Johanna S., call the COPS

Who Needs To (Flamin)go?

From our "Strangest Men’s Room Activity Not Involving Larry Craig" file comes this item from sender-inner Crystal O. of South Texas.  Seems a category 2 hurricane hit the area, and the staff of the Gladys Porter Zoo in Brownsville herded all their animals into the safest structures they could find — which, in the case of these flamingos, meant the men’s room.  That’s the thrill of working in a zoo; you never know what urine for.  (runs away, dodging tomatoes)

'Wow, (*HONK!!*) the acoustics in here are awesome! (*HONK!!*)'

Wake up, we’re on!

"Aw, man, you didn’t say anything about, like, this gig being at six in the morning, man!  ‘Cause, like, I really don’t do mornings, if you know what I mean."

"Will you get up and sing, already?  You’re holding up the whole production!  That’s our cue!!"

"No, man, really — you take this one, all right?  See, I was out with a couple of models last night, and we were, like …"

"Look, mister — you have a contract!  No singing, no bird seed!"

Like, chirp, man...

Like, crazy, Federico I.

Encore Presentayshe: Kitteh tamed by a boid

It’s not unusual to have great photos sent to me beeeellions of times. The collection below is no exception… Thanks again, Heather B. Here it is from January ’08:

This Boid is about to take this kitteh to school.

First, kitteh is all: "Is this thing on? tap tap"

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Next, kitteh attempts to pet Boid…

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Then kitteh becomes just another nesting material for Boid

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Next Kitteh is overwhelmed by mini-claw massaging actions

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Boid plants official "Bird country" flag on kitteh’s gut as a SYMBOL OF VICTORY

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Bye, Hon, Call me later. [Kiss]

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SEE!?

See, Nancy P.?!? See how he did that!?

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