…WITH MY CLAW!!!
People, get a load of this shape-shifting owl action. It’s a delightful slice of Darwinism!
Via Huffington Post’s 10 Incredible Animal Videos.
Who’s that flappin’ down the chimney? Who’s that tappin’ at the tree?
It’s the elf with the bill, and he won’t stop until every boy and girl is giddy with glee.
Every Christmas time he’s at it again, a sack full of toys and an IQ of ten,
You might get meat or you might get a doll, ’cause he’s got no clue who you are at all.
So open those presents and try your luck; it could be wood or it could be a truck,
Will Christmas be merry or will it suck? You never can tell with Santa Duck!
Have a possibly Merry Christmas, Karen K.
… and our final action item for today, in regards to re-purposing the deliverables for the Q1 global co-localization initiative going forward …
… we’re experiencing push-back over negative asset retention metrics, vis-a-vis our mission-critical relationship management wombat …
… at the end of the day, to synergize a best-of-breed flapdoodle customer-oriented splinky narfle paradigm wumpus noodle fleeple spork …
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"You’re going to march right into that office and say ‘listen here, Mr. Higgenblatz, I’ve been with this firm for over ten years, and it’s high time I had my own private office, and a reserved parking space, and a five dollar an hour raise, and … um, how about two dollars, then? And, er, the office doesn’t have to have to be really big or have a window or anything, and I’ve been thinking about taking the bus anyway, so I don’t really need the parking space …’ "
That’ll show him who’s boss, Becky H.
Man, those were the days. You could get into Fenway Park for fifty cents back then, a Hershey bar was a nickel, and gasoline was only thirty cents a gallon, if you can believe that— and lemmie tellya, when I drove my Impala in for service, the crew gave me the royal treatment. Now, I gotta pump my own gas, sigh …
What’s the world coming to, Brinke G.?
Friends, are you looking for an exotic pet for your family, but those sky-high pet store prices have you settling for hamsters? Then bring the kids down to Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse and select from dozens of one-of-a-kind irregular and discontinued pets, all with a 30-day guarantee! You’ll find deals like this feller here — now, I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to get his head on sideways. It don’t bother him none; he gets around just fine, and he’s yours for 70% off the pet store price! Hurry down now, and I’ll throw in a starter pack of six-legged mice absolutely free!
This is the coolest idea since pet conversions, Johanna S.
People, if you want an alternative to your turkey Thanksgiving dinner check out, Adopt-a-Turkey.com.
Check out these adoptable dudes, stuffing themselves!
Nommity nommity nommity
Jeanette P. way to pour on the guilt like gravy. Thanks.
As if we didn’t love Google enough already, it recently teamed up with Life Magazine to provide millions of historic photographs online, including plenty of vintage Qte. Here’s a taste: