Welcome to Happystown – Population: 2

All this clip needs is a fuzzy unicorn riding a rainbow to an all-you-can buffet of stars.

Ugly Duckling My Ass

Suck it, Hans Christian Andersen. I’ve always been gorge.

I’m sure this lovely cygnet would never say such words, Andrea M.

All Evidence Points to the Contrary

During a press conference for their next studio album, the Beastie Boys vehemently deny being influenced by Lady Gaga.

It’s sabotage, Fernanda, via Frogman starcrossed1Three fluffballs by Joan Y

Limbo Night at The Birdcage

After a few rounds of Cuttlefish Daiquiris, Greta, Yelena and Blinda drag out the Harry Belafonte records, and for the rest of the evening, it’s “how low can you go?!”

Photo: Ruth Rogers

Gnarly Shredding!

Sender Inner Huckleberry sez his birds “shred the hygienic gnar of the sink, and they get very rad.”

Super Sweet Heinous Sink Close Up [S.S.H.S.C.U.]

The one on the deck is named Skitters and the one riding in the sink is Planchet.

Rule of Cuteness #47: Feathery or Furry Fluff is Cute

Why? Because it’s a “Bury your nose in me!*” magnet!

*Except this owl will peck your face off so don’t do eet

Teresa M. sent in this Tumblr gem Hungover Owls

C.O. Dance Paaaaar-tay!

Oh, come on — you guys weren’t using those brain cells, anyway; it’s Friday. Now get up out of those chairs and dance, dance, dance!

Thank you, butterflize76!

Just Your Typical First Date Small Talk

“… oh, I totally agree: So-called ‘modern classical’ music is overrated. How about a kiss? I mean, sometimes I have to turn off the TV and the cell phone and just, you know, be. You wanna kiss? Running my own business, maybe traveling; that’s where I see myself in five years. So are we gonna kiss or what?”

You remember Marnie, don’t you?

Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high…Oh, crap.

Can you believe the freakin’ injustice of this?

Forwarded by Kristen D.

“Walk Like an Egyptian” Flash Mob Fail.

Fellas! Listen to me! For the last time: First you slide your feet up the street, bend your back, shift your arm and then you pull it back!

COXWFMCU [Cute Overload Extreme Webbed Feet Mélée Close-Up]

Let’s go east. No. West, Ammar A.


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