Eagle-Eyed

The distinguished Society of Dramatic Animals welcomes its newest member, Dramatic Eagle, taking its place alongside luminaries such as Dramatic Prairie Dog, Dramatic Kitty, Dramatic Wood Mite, and Dramatic Single-celled Organism.

Bird’s eye portrait

Look real-close like and you’ll see the phone camera in the eyeball of this prosh Tufted Titmouse. [Plink! Plink!]

I shutter (click!!!) to think how you got this shot, Nosha.

Juvenile Owl Humor

“Wow, is this a hot day or what? It’s so hot, I’m molting! Get it? Molting! Like ‘melting,’ but with an ‘O’.”

(I can't believe I'm related to this clown.)

Great Horned Owl chicks from Green Valley, Arizona. Photo by kretyen.

Damn These Artsy-Fartsy Neighborhoods

When the landlord said this nest was “Christo’s latest creation!” I just assumed he meant it was furnished with some junk from IKEA.

I want my security deposit back.

Modern loft, Hannah P. Photo by Chris

Vote! Vote! Vote!

Vote! Vote! Vote! Like a baby stoat!
Stoat! Stoat! Stoat! Cast a leetle vote!

We spoke our piece, we marched the march, we waved our misspelled signs
But on this day comes the best way to say what’s on our minds

Whether you pick Governor Moonbeam or the Lady-Who’s-Not-A-Witch
Just be sure to show up early, so you vote without a hitch!

Don’t scorn those with opposing views; call no one idiotic
For we’re just stars of different stripes, and each as patriotic

So get it done, there’s no excuse; no citizen should be lazy
Restore some sanity to our beloved democrazy!

Stoat photo submitted by Fiona B. Credits: Cat, Sheryl; Newt, Jan Tik; Dog, Randy Robertson, Rooster, Ann Rafalko.

Welcome to Happystown – Population: 2

All this clip needs is a fuzzy unicorn riding a rainbow to an all-you-can buffet of stars.

Ugly Duckling My Ass

Suck it, Hans Christian Andersen. I’ve always been gorge.

I’m sure this lovely cygnet would never say such words, Andrea M.

All Evidence Points to the Contrary

During a press conference for their next studio album, the Beastie Boys vehemently deny being influenced by Lady Gaga.

It’s sabotage, Fernanda, via Frogman starcrossed1Three fluffballs by Joan Y

Limbo Night at The Birdcage

After a few rounds of Cuttlefish Daiquiris, Greta, Yelena and Blinda drag out the Harry Belafonte records, and for the rest of the evening, it’s “how low can you go?!”

Photo: Ruth Rogers

Gnarly Shredding!

Sender Inner Huckleberry sez his birds “shred the hygienic gnar of the sink, and they get very rad.”

Super Sweet Heinous Sink Close Up [S.S.H.S.C.U.]

The one on the deck is named Skitters and the one riding in the sink is Planchet.

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