Don’t make me get all Baroo on yo’ ass.
I’m prepared to go ALLL 360! [Does 'Z' snap with claws]
Um, Zana F., when a sharp-beaked bird gets beyond 90 degrees with the head tilt, I suggest RUNNING AWAY!
Posts tagged as: Birds
Let the necking…begin!
September 15, 2008 By
"Charles—it was love at first sight when I saw your beautiful, long neck…"
"Nadine—you’re the one with the vertebra that WON’T QUIT"
And then they stared at their lake reflections fer hours, Jennifer B.
And now, I SNORF YOUR FACE
September 5, 2008 By
And you will like eet
And I shall wear bird pantaloons while I do eet
Some bright spark out there find out who J.C. Sanchez is PLEASE!
What a hoot <—-boo!, Sender-Inner Karen G.!
I’m pretty sure there’s a chicken in there somewhere
August 31, 2008 By
Fluff: 97.4%
Beak: .6%
Margin of error: + or – 3%
According to Sender-Inner Chandra M., this Beak ‘n’ Fluff was exhibited at a local summer exhibition in British Columbia.
Choose a Snooze
August 27, 2008 By
"This sleeping posishe is too hot!"
"This sleeping posishe is too cold!"
"Ahhh, this sleeping posishe is just right."
Honk to the shu, Sender-Inner Robert W.
You Missed the Offramp!
August 27, 2008 By
"You never listen to directions! Now we’re going to be late, and we’ll miss the good parking spaces, the kids’ll be cranky, and it’s all your fault — and you just let that duck cut us off!"
"MOM!! Timmy’s swimming the wrong way again!"
Are we there yet, Cherie T.?
Answer: A Drunken Safari
August 25, 2008 By
Question: What do you get when you take African animals, delicious fruits, and good ole fermentation?
Whoever did the sound effects for this movie is a GEEEEENNNIUS! [singsong] Jaimie R., hic!
This might also be a good time to remind you of another redonk Safari over in Kenya (thanks Megan D.)
Let’s check in on Mr. Flapper
August 19, 2008 By
Let’s see, there’s a fistful of fluff:
A napping duckeh wearing a diaper;
And a trip the vet in the duck carrier!?
OK. Things seem to be going as planned. Tiffany Y. over at Mr. Flapper.com
Make that SIR PENGUIN
August 16, 2008 By
Dewds, this penguin is out of control. FIRST he gets inducted (yes, I’m talking about a bird getting inducted) into the Norwegian Kings Guard of Something Something THEN—as if it couldn’t get more redonk—the bird gets KNIGHTED!
Sword on the shoulders knighted. The thing is—this penguin has seriously mad skills. Check him out with his troops. Major inspection action. The movie is here…
Some stills from the scene…
I bow down to thee, Sir Nils Olav, Sir! I also bow to you, Emily S. and Drude M.!
Mom Always Liked You Best
August 5, 2008 By
Life wasn’t all fun and games for me in the NTMTOM household, no sir. My younger brother, Tommy NTMTOM, would get all the best grubs brought home by Mommy NTMTOM, while I had to … assist with feeding.
Awesome sender-innering, um … (shuffling notes) … hang on … (shuffle, shuffle) … Meg, er … somebody.
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