Swan: Legacy

“Get on the bird”


The journey across the cygnet universe.

alextotoro, has changed the game.

Ducklings blowing in the wind

How many sidewalks must a duckling walk down
Before they get totally blown awaaaaaay
How many bricks must a Mom duck cross
Before she totally eats it too
Yes, how many times must the ducklings get tossed
Before they’re forever harmed?
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind


Apologies to Bob D. and Jennifer V.

Bummingherds

Check out these gorgeous, tiny-beaked, prosh hummers:






Bird (photography!) watcher Sharon D. sent in this fabulous set, shown with permission, by Tony Markle. You can buy prints of his work here. All hovertext bird facts are from Wikipedia.

0h Noes! Cute baby turkeys!1!

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS!

SO… CONFLICTED!

NO FAIR , THEY’RE CUTE and DELICIOUS!

Elizabeth B. found these tempting turkles and story over at Beyond Blue Stockings.

Eagle-Eyed

The distinguished Society of Dramatic Animals welcomes its newest member, Dramatic Eagle, taking its place alongside luminaries such as Dramatic Prairie Dog, Dramatic Kitty, Dramatic Wood Mite, and Dramatic Single-celled Organism.

Bird’s eye portrait

Look real-close like and you’ll see the phone camera in the eyeball of this prosh Tufted Titmouse. [Plink! Plink!]

I shutter (click!!!) to think how you got this shot, Nosha.

Juvenile Owl Humor

“Wow, is this a hot day or what? It’s so hot, I’m molting! Get it? Molting! Like ‘melting,’ but with an ‘O’.”

(I can't believe I'm related to this clown.)

Great Horned Owl chicks from Green Valley, Arizona. Photo by kretyen.

Damn These Artsy-Fartsy Neighborhoods

When the landlord said this nest was “Christo’s latest creation!” I just assumed he meant it was furnished with some junk from IKEA.

I want my security deposit back.

Modern loft, Hannah P. Photo by Chris

Vote! Vote! Vote!

Vote! Vote! Vote! Like a baby stoat!
Stoat! Stoat! Stoat! Cast a leetle vote!

We spoke our piece, we marched the march, we waved our misspelled signs
But on this day comes the best way to say what’s on our minds

Whether you pick Governor Moonbeam or the Lady-Who’s-Not-A-Witch
Just be sure to show up early, so you vote without a hitch!

Don’t scorn those with opposing views; call no one idiotic
For we’re just stars of different stripes, and each as patriotic

So get it done, there’s no excuse; no citizen should be lazy
Restore some sanity to our beloved democrazy!

Stoat photo submitted by Fiona B. Credits: Cat, Sheryl; Newt, Jan Tik; Dog, Randy Robertson, Rooster, Ann Rafalko.

Welcome to Happystown – Population: 2

All this clip needs is a fuzzy unicorn riding a rainbow to an all-you-can buffet of stars.

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