It’s Rewrite Time, Pal

Listen, Mother Goose, or whatever the heck your name is, I don’t feel like bein’ baked in no pie, see. So just whip out that red pencil and make it “four and nineteen blackbirds,” if you know what’s good for you.

Eh, what’s one more or less, Krystal?

Why, Yes

We did like that Avatar movie! Why do you ask?

Looks like they got the large bucket of popcorn, each, with extra butter, Jessica Lee

Finally, a Little Down Time

Whew! I thought the kids would never settle down for a nap!


Finally, I can get a little “me” time.


Motherhood ain’t all it’s quacked up to be, Erik D.

UPDATE: By popular demand — QUACK-HANCE!

Do You Mind?!

Tryin’ to sleep here, can’t a fella get a little rest, and besides this is a private beach, the homeowner’s association will be hearing about this, grumble aargle snarg

Love Is Rind

Ohhh, my lof, my sweet, you are my better half!


COXWLCU [Cute Overload XTreme Watermelon Love Close Up]


We’ll always have parrots, Lola!

Top Ten Cute Photos of 2010

At Cute Overload headquarters, we track the popularity of photos very closely. Y’all remember last year’s Top Ten. We have a refined stat-o-meter attached to every post, that measures everything from minor giggles to guffawing LOLs and reports back. Without further ado, here are the Top Ten Photos of 2010.

Drum roll please:

#10 Seal Bomb!

[Who needs another BOOOORING photo of penguins? Look over here!]

#9 Liquid Courage Makes Him Sleepy

Hey y’all, Cowboy Drumsticks McLongbody here, and I reckon y’all here to see me wrangle some o’ them wild horses and dangerous bulls! Well, I’ll be right ready to go just as soon as I top off this shot of Jim Bea – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

#8 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

#7 The Impossibirds

Ladies and gentlemen, this just might be the cutest darn thing on the entire Intertubes: Four impossibly cute, perfectly perched, flying floofballs!

No! Not the close-up! Not the close-up!

#6 Some Enchanted Morning

The thing that’s really annoying about animated movies is how they completely mislead the public. Who’s going to believe that animals like kitties & deer are the greatest pals? It’s totally unrealistic!

#5 HOVERBALL CAT

According to this report, “This picture was taken just before Hoverball Cat took off at supersonic speed. It sounded like a whistle and a scream and the ground caught fire.”

big orange hovercat

#4 Let’s Check in on: Boo!

Oh! He’s awake!


Nah—asleep.


Wait, he IS awake!


Fooled me again.

#3 Let’s Check In on MeMe

MeMe the Kitteh sure is cute.

Let’s see how she’s doingks. [Cross-eyed head-tilt]

Oh, and this video will make happy tears in your eyeses:

#2 I Wonder If Magellan Had This Problem

Karl couldn’t resist a nap while straddling the warm equator between two hemispheres.

#1 Let’s Go For a Catwalk

Since 2008, two French hikers have chronicled their trek from Miami, FL to the tip of South America, a journey of 15,000km (about 9,320 miles) through 13 countries.

But what elevates this hike down a hemisphere straight into the Cuteosphere is the third member of the team: A stray kitten who joined them in Louisiana.

Thank you to ALL Sender inners. Especially the following folks who made the Top Ten this year. Photo Credits: #10: Mika W.#9: Amy L. #8: Elizabeth B. #7: T.L #6: Sue P. #5: #RSA #4: Boo! #3: Elizabeth V. and Sakurako Shimizu #2: Theresa V. and Miss Hannah. and #1: Keri F. and Turn of the World!

Swan: Legacy

“Get on the bird”


The journey across the cygnet universe.

alextotoro, has changed the game.

Ducklings blowing in the wind

How many sidewalks must a duckling walk down
Before they get totally blown awaaaaaay
How many bricks must a Mom duck cross
Before she totally eats it too
Yes, how many times must the ducklings get tossed
Before they’re forever harmed?
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind


Apologies to Bob D. and Jennifer V.

Bummingherds

Check out these gorgeous, tiny-beaked, prosh hummers:






Bird (photography!) watcher Sharon D. sent in this fabulous set, shown with permission, by Tony Markle. You can buy prints of his work here. All hovertext bird facts are from Wikipedia.

0h Noes! Cute baby turkeys!1!

HOW DARE YOU POST THIS!

SO… CONFLICTED!

NO FAIR , THEY’RE CUTE and DELICIOUS!

Elizabeth B. found these tempting turkles and story over at Beyond Blue Stockings.

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