Family Outing

[Hey! Kids! Walk around that storm sewer. Hop up here with the rest of us- Dairy Queen is just one more block down the road.]

The Moment of Truth

This was it, Henrietta thought. A fight to the death. It’s either him or me. Survival of the fittest. Two hens enter, one hen leaves. If I back down now, everyone at the henhouse will call me… dog.


Via Reddit.


[Is anybody in here?] Harley The Cockatoo likes the echo he gets from the plastic cup!

Sent in by Susan M.

There’s Always ONE Guy…

….who has to hog all the treats for himself. Hey! Buddy! Share and share alike, whadya’ say??



Oslo Sparrows, from Anttu K.

A-bok-bok-bok-alypse Now

I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one: a one-way trip up the river into enemy territory, where Charlie lurked behind every tree, along with his cousin Dave. My assignment: track down a renegade commander loose somewhere in the jungle. Nothing could prepare me for the horror that lay ahead, but I knew I could never stop until I had terminated… Colonel Sanders.


Via 11 Fingers 9 Lives.

Stealth Mode

[Let me just sneak up behind this….whoops, get back. Danger! Whew. OK, try again…closer…CLOSER..whoa! Retreat!! Right, one more we go..moving in….]

From Andrew Y.

Sooooo…It’s Election Day In The UK

Paul P. sent us a video of this cute birdeh, and remarked “This robin’s standing for election, I think.” The fact that it’s election day….and the bird is chirping on the fence at the PM’s house…must have some connection.

UPDATE JUST IN: OK, we got an update from Paul. “That door is #10 Downing Street, London– the British equivalent of the White House where the Prime Minister lives and holds his cabinet. While the general election is on, the press are waiting, and spend their time filming the local this fox.”

“There’s also Larry the famous Downing St cat.” I love the British media.

Right, play the clip.

Baby, It’s Just You I’m Thinkin’ Of

[I’ll be here all week. Two shows a night and three on Saturday. Remember to tip your waitresses. Thankyouthankyouthankyouvurrymuch.]


I KNOW I Put The Receipts Somewhere!!!

[Yeah yeah YEAH, I gotta get ’em in by MIDNIGHT. Now, is that POSTMARKED by midnight? And is that midnight ET, CT, MT, PT- what? Or does the gov have to HAVE them by midnight? In that case, I’m a goner. Yes, I KNEW they were due today. They always are. And where’s my 1040EZ, anyway? Can Cockatoo’s get fined by the IRS?] From Concord Paul & Barb.

Polly Wants Some Feathers

Or a blanket, maybe a space heater. What I’m sayin’ is, I’m frickin’ cold here!


An African Gray parrot baby from Papooga.


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