Posts tagged as: Birds

Yes, PENGUIN SWEATERS

The recent New Zealand oil spill left many penguins in need of warmth and protection. Sweaters were used to prevent the birds from preening their feathers and ingesting the toxic oil. So far, enough sweaters have been knit to cover the little guys, so you can put your knitting needles away for now.


WAIT A MIN!!!


How did this kitten get in here!?!

Still want to learn how to knit a penguin jumper? Here’s how.

So You Think You Can Waddle

Can you waddle? Never tried? Can you waddle and be tewtally cute at the same time? As you can see, the waddle competition is brutal.

What a waddle squad, jpockele.

Scootér de France

After many grueling days, the prestigious, historic, epic, and colorful scooter race across France, enters its final stage, where the course always finishes with Parrots, near the Braaawk de Triomphe.


Next year, Couture de France, Leonid Mamchenkov.

Smiling Baby Dolf-Dolf

Will you please check out this insanely prosh, smiling baby dolphers being introduced to a baby penguin:



You killed us ded, Johanna S.

Will that be all, mallard?

Aristoquacks, though endangered, are most commonly seen in the countryside, since they own most of it. Distinguishing features include their simply spiffing clothing, which used to belong to Mummy and Daddy, and their oft-heard call of “Harrumph.” Unaccustomed as they are to work, aristoquacks are ever so fond of spending their days dabbling and preening and wittering, “Lads, I think the pheasants are revolting.”


This eggstavagant photo by Polly.

And So it Begins

According to Australian Geographic, birds of a feather learn to talk together. Escaped and released cockatoos, back in the wild after learning to mimic human sounds, teach the sounds to their new tree-mates. Can “Rise of the Planet of the Cockatoos” be far behind? What else will the feathered freinds teach each other?


Photo by Flickr user S Baker.

Such Depth

1. You’re a suburban housewife who just discovered some undies in the warsh that AREN’T YOURS! Go!

2. You’re Jackie O, on a sunny day at the wheel of a Lincoln convertible. Go!

3. You’re a gunslinger surveying the Western hills for your dropped pack of cigarillos. Where are they!? Go!


You’re right, parrots CAN be cute, Shawna B.

Hovering Room Only

When Hurricane Irene blew into Virginia, she rudely sent the region’s hummingbirds into hiding. But when the coast was clear, they buzzed back for their nectar rush.

Someone Clearly Didn’t See “Wall-E”

Because if this cockatoo had, he would have remembered its most important rule: When you see a laser spot on the ground, don’t grab it – run like hell.

Holy Henthouse Magazine!

Farmer Ted just took a sudden interest in egg collecting.


Laurel L., your bantam hen really should examine herself.